Riza hawkeye was walking around centrel HQ thinking about how much she loved Roy Mustang. Ahhh...he was so perfect...
" AHHHH!" Riza screamed. The reason that she screamed was Pride. He had walked over to her. And well...if you were thinking about your boyfriend and some ugly guy with an eyepatch and ten million scars on his face walked over...How would you react?
Pride lifted an eyebrow. What was with the screaming? Oh well... Pride walked up to her.
" Hello, miss Hawkeye. Are you busy right now? Because I have an important question to ask you." Pride said.
Riza blinked. Pride probably wanted her to do some sort of dumb task with no point behind it.
Riza sighed. " No...I'm not busy. What do you want?"
" Well Riza, I wanted to ask you if you would..."
Pride smiled and took out a klondike bar, much to Rizas amazement.
" I would like to ask if you would like a Klondike bar.."
Riza paused. Um...What? A Klondike bar? That was random...
" No..I wouldn't...I don't like Klondikes..." she said.
Pride looked amazed and angry at the same time. At tat moment, a charming young lady named Naruto Uzumaki walked over to them.
" Hello there!" naruto said as she walked by.
Pride spun around and looked at Naruto. Pride hated her! So...He shot her...and she died...what a shame.
Riza looked at Narutos dead body. She then looked at Pride. And then back at the body. Once again at Pride. And then she looked at a picture of Roy.
She looked back at Pride. " Why did you kill her?" she asked.
Pride chuckled. " Because I hated her! She was always talking about Saskai! Saskai this, Saskai that! Blah blah blah!"
Riza looked angry. Pride looked pleased. Roy looked hot. Naruto looked dead.
" Anyways Riza, Would you like a klondike bar?" he asked again.
Riza looked at him as if he were the dingle most digusting thing on the planet. She thought it was incredibly rude to kill someone and not apologie for it! Not to mention, she didn't even like klondikes!
" Furher, You killed Naruto. And you keep on asking me about this whole klondike thing. I guess I'll just have to shoot you!" Riza yelled.
Riza shot Pride in the chest. The bullet went straight through him but did no damage.
Riza fired her gun again. This time, hitting him in the head. Yes indeed, the bullet hit him, but nothing happened. He was just as healthy as ever. Such is the nature of Homoculi.
Riza hit her gun. Was it functioning correctly? Pride got fed up with her.
Pride took out his gun, and shot her. Unlike Pride, Riza was not a homoculus. Needless to say, she died. Pride smiled. He may not have gotten Riza to take the klondike bar, but he would be able to find someone else. He was sure of it. Maybe he could tease Maes...or maybe Kain would be fond of klondikes...Ah well...Pride stuffed Rizas corpse into a nearby closet and left to search for his next klondike victim,