Pride was walking around HQ looking for someone to give a klondike bar to. He had already gotten Roy, Havoc, Riza, Ed, Al, gluttony, and um...was there anyone else? Oh well...he couldn't remember...Anyways, he was walking around looking for Breda.
" Breda! Fatso! Fat-head! Where the hell are you?" He called out.
No reply. Pride sighed. He was running out of people to give klondikes to. But he HAD to find someone before the klondike bar melted! He turned the corner and saw a powerful ominous figure just standing there. He couldn't tell who it was. They seemed very powerful though. As if they could kill him with a flick of the wrist. Oh well, they were probably still human, and they probably liked klondike bars.
" Hello ominous figure. Would you like a klondike bar?" he asked.
The figure laughed and muttered something about a snarf and a badger. The figure then walked up to Pride and took out a klondike bar.
" Now Pride, Tell ME, would you like a CHOCOLATE klondike bar?" The figure asked.
Pride began to salivate. Chocolate klondike? Heaven! Pure delight!
Pride nodded vigorously. " Yes! I would."
The figure appeared to smile.
" Good. Now Pride, there is one thing you must do though..."
Pride lifted an eyebrow. " What is it?" he asked.
The figure chuckled and began to tell him what he must do.
Pride didn't want to do it...but the klondike bar was so delicous...he would have to do it!
The next day...
Pride walked into Roys office. Roy didn't notice this. Pride was bewildered.
Roy was dancing around. So were the pandas in bikinis. And some of the pandas were doing the congo around the jacuzzi. The disco ball was shining brightly and the boombox was turned up all the way.
Pride looked around Roys office. Um...wow. Roy had a lot of cool stuff that he had never seen before...
Pride then saw a panda in a bikini running a whisky bar which was previously Roys desk.
Upon seeing the bartender panda, Pride forgot what he was supposed to be doing. In fact, he forgot all about the klondike bar thing. And he left. And he never looked atv Roy, or his office, or pandas, the same way again.
Waaaaaah! I forgot what I was going to make pride do! So, i just made him forget about it all:)