Sasuke
Sasuke hated his fan girls. They were so fucking annoying. They just couldn't leave him alone, especially Sakura.
God! Can't they understand that I don't have time for that shit! I have to concentrate on training if I ever wish to defeat Itachi. Sasuke thought. And even if I wasn't concentrating on avenging my clan's death, it's not like I would ever want anything to do with Sakura. She is such an annoying bitch. She also treats everyone like shit, even her best friend. Plus she even has PINK HAIR! I mean, she couldn't be more annoying if she tried.
Sasuke just plain hated Sakura. (I mean, who doesn't?) He had no hope for her. She was a lost cause. She always treated Naruto like shit, even though he was always nice to her. That bitch! If he hadn't been devoting all his time to Itachi, he was sure that he and Naruto could have been good friends. Naruto knew the pain of loneliness as much as he did. Sadly, that wasn't the case.
Sasuke was outside, sitting on a bench, eating his lunch which consisted of riceballs as usual. He looked up at the clouds and smiled.
Maybe Shikamaru is on to something. Sasuke thought to himself, enjoying the silence. (Which, of course was short lived)
"SASUKE-KUN!" screamed Sakura and his fan club.
"FUCK!" exclaimed Sasuke, suddenly feeling suicidal.
"I finally found you!" shrieked Sakura, who got too close to Sasuke for her own good.
Sasuke was feeling very uncomfortable at how close Sakura was.
"Sasuke, do you want to have hot sweaty man sex with me, while telling me how SEXY I am?" exclaimed Sakura, who was trying to act cute.
Sasuke threw up in Sakura's face in disgust. His half digested lunch, as well as his breakfast completely covered her face.
"S-Sasuke!" exclaimed a very shocked Sakura. "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED!"
Sakura started licking the vomit on her face and began wiping it all over her body.
Sasuke threw up his entire stomach's contents.
All of his fan girls started licking up the vomit hungrily, fighting each other for a taste. (Yes, I know how fucking sick this is)
Sasuke stared at them with pure disgust. He held his stomach painfully. He wished Itachi would just come and kill him already.
He started forming a plan in his mind. He smiled when he had it all figured out.
"If you sadistic bitches really want me that badly, then fight to the death right now and the last one standing will get an uh…nod of approval from me." Said Sasuke. Heh heh! They'll each kill one another until no one is left! Then I'll finally be free.
Sasuke's fan girls all cried in delight, completely ready to throw their lives away pointlessly. (The crazy bitches)
They all started going at each other. There were bitch slaps, hair pulling, nail breaking, and other shit! The fucking madness!
Then they started getting serious and began fucking each other up. Especially the fat girl. Yeah, they fucked her up. But then Sakura went all psycho bitch on everyone and started doing that Inner Sakura shit. Needless to say, everyone lay dead in a heap of their own blood. Sakura was the only one standing up, holding up Ino's decapitated head. She was laughing insanely because she's seriously fucked in the head, I mean she had split personalities and shit. Obviously from years of being abused and raped by her father…or mother. She looked at Sasuke and smiled.
Sasuke was really freaking out now and started sweating nervously. F-Fuck! She survived? No fucking way! I'll never give her a nod of approval! Fuck that shit! I'd rather suck Itachi's dick! Wait…NO I WOULD'NT!
Sakura started slowly walking up to Sasuke.
"STAY BACK BITCH!" shrieked Sasuke, who was panicking. "I'LL NEVAH GIVE YOU MY APPROVAL! NEVAH AH SAY!"
Sakura was just about to throw herself on Sasuke because she's a fucking whore.
Suddenly Hinata came out of nowhere and gentle fisted Sakura in her fucking throat. She died like the stupid bitch she was. (Ha ha)
Hinata looked at Sakura's dead body and smiled.
"Yes! Now that I'm like the only girl left in this fucking village, Naruto has no choice but to love me, and if he doesn't I'll kick his fucking ass!" said Hinata, excitedly.
"Wow! Thanks Hinata!" exclaimed Sasuke. "Wanna go out with me?"
"Fuck no bitch!" replied Hinata as she kneed Sasuke in the balls. (So much for restoring his clan)
Sasuke laid on the ground clutching his family jewels, in the fetal position.
"So this is what it's like to be in love."
Author Notes
This is the end of the second chapter. The next will be Sakura.
I've always thought that Sasuke's fan girls would do anything for him.
I'm planning on making several new fics in the near future, including the sequel to The Adventures of the Sound Trio at Seven-Eleven.
It will most likely be a two part fic and should be out soon.
PLEASE READ AND REVIEW, you know you want to
- Gaara the hated