Roy Musatng was sitting in his office doodling on some very important paperwork. Pride had gotten him again with those damn klondike bar tasks. His ice-cream truck had run out of klonidikes anyways.
Roy sighed. Any second now. Any second now. uh-huh. annnny second now...
knock knock
Roy frowned.
" Come in" Roy said.
Riza walked in. She was carrying some important papers and a gun in a plastic bag.
"Colonel I-" She began, but Roy intterupted.
" Hey hottie with a body that I wanna seduce tonight. Is it raining hottness in here or is that just you?" Roy said.
Riza froze and began to think about what she had just heard.
Roy frowned. He REALLY wanted that Klondike.
Meanwhile, at that the other side of Centrel HQ, Jean Havoc was smoking a cigarette and wondering why he had a guinea pig on his head.
Havoc heard a girly, high pitched scream of pain.
" OOOO(cheerio!)OOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! YOU SHOT MY EYE OUT!"
Havoc lifted and eyebrow. That was odd. Hey wait a minute, that sounded like Roy! Oh no! He must be in mortal pain! But, Havoc had to worry about his own freakin' problems. Specificaly about the vampire that was going to suck his blood.
And that...is actually how Roy got his eyepatch. Riza shot his eye out.