Through Kyo's Eyes Chapter 3 Kyo's epic battle with… the straw

You should know… I screw with you a lot in this chapter. Sorry. It's my daily dosage of humor. Although… it may not be funny to you, I find it hysterical. I can just imagine the looks on your faces as you read. Heheh. Plus... you deserve it after what you did to me.

For the record, I did not recieve one single review concerning the last chapter which really hurt my feelings! sob So thanks a lot! I was gonna end the story, but I really wanted to write the part about the straw. So this is the last chapter. Sayonara baby! If you really want me to write more, review. If I get even one review, I'll continue.

Disclaimer: Still don't own it!

Last time on Dragon Ball Z…. no I'm kidding!

Previously in Through Kyo's Eyes….

"look, the sun is setting!"

"isn't it beautiful?"

"let's go see the movie."

Everything feels so peaceful. We walk along until Tohru's scream pierces the night air.

"Tohru!" I yell, hurrying over to her position. Her eyes roll back into her head and spit slides down her chin.

She looks at me with pure malice. "You're mother's in here, Damien….heheheh."

Again, I'm just kidding! Alright. I better stop and get on to the actual story before someone murders me…

Everything feels so peaceful. We walk along until Tohru's scream pierces the night air.

"AGGHHH!" she yells, causing me to jump about ten feet into the air.

"W-WHAT?"

"I-I-" she sputters.

"You what? What is it? What's wrong?" I ask, slightly panicked.

"Iforgotthemoney," she blurts.

"What?" I ask, making certain I've heard her correctly.

"I forgot the money!" she yells. I stare at her for a long moment then burst out laughing. Her face looks so confused and upset. I laugh even harder.

"You-forgot-the-money?" I ask through my hilarity. My stomach is in a slight amount of pain. "You moron."

"Wh-what?"

I gasp, trying to catch my breath. "I was going to pay for it anyway. Boy, it's a good thing you're not in charge." I pull out my wallet and gently smack her over the head with it.

"Oh no! I can't let you do that!" She's panicking now.

"Relax," I say. "It's fine, really."

"But-!"

"Just shut up about it already," I say good-naturedly. "I wouldn't be paying for you if I didn't want to." She pauses, thinking this over. I can see the wheels turning.

"Th-Thank you so much!" she exclaims finally.

"I already told you, it's fine." I grab her arm and point to the ticket booth. "Look, I'll be over there, buying our tickets." I hand her some money. "You go pick out the snacks."

"Okay," she says. "What would you like?"

"It doesn't matter."

"Okay!" She walks over to the counter.

"And Tohru!" I look at her, from my position. "Try not to get yourself kidnapped."

But she did get herself kidnapped. And our dashing hero, Kyo, was unable to rescue the fair maiden. And they all…blew up! The end.

Okay, Okay! I'm sorry! Here! Have it your way!

God, this movie is so lame I can hardly stand it! I look over at Tohru. She has an odd expression on her face.

"Tohru," I whisper as I lean over. "I don't know if you noticed, but this movie sucks."

"I'm confused," she says.

"I don't blame you. This whole damn movie is confusing!"

"So… the cow killed Freya- san?"

"No. The cow was God… I think."

"So, who's the killer?"

"Her husband."

EH! But why would he kill his wife?"

"I think she was cheating on him."

"With the cow?" I study her face. She's serious.

"No!" I'm suppressing laughter with great difficulty. "What kind of sense does that make?"

"But! Freya-san! Cow-sama! You should reconcile!"

I swear. Sometimes I think Tohru's on crack. We sit for a little while longer, listening to the cow god's speech. Wow. This cow dude's actually pretty smart. I think of Haru for a moment…

"I came with the intent of challenging Kyo to a fight. I set out on Sunday… And found myself in an unfamiliar town. Next thing I knew, three days had passed. A mystery…"

"Yes, it really is…," I say, letting out a small laugh. Tohru turns to me and smiles broadly. Wait- what is that? Is it a trick of the light? No… I'm shaking with uncontrollable laughter. I can't breathe! Ow… I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts. I can't stop. I've never laughed this hard-- in my entire life!

"T-Tohru!" I choke. Nope. Can't do it. I burst out laughing again. She seems confused, which makes it even funnier. Her mouth is opening wider and wider as she smiles at me.

"Th-There's a huge-" I gasp. "Piece of popcorn… stuck in your teeth!" I look of alarm and embarrassment is plastered on her face. I'm laughing so hard I'm choking. I cough and cough… and I'm still cracking up!

I pick up my Pepsi to take a drink, but I'm laughing so hard, the straw misses my mouth… and goes straight up my nose.

I let out a yelp and yank the soda away from my face. That was the single most embarrassing moment of my life! I turn, hoping Tohru didn't notice. She's collapsed in her chair laughing and pointing at me.

"AH!" GAK! The straw is still lodged in my nostril.

Tohru tries to gasp for breath and accidentally snorts.

A man comes up to us and whispers, "If you don't settle down, you'll have to leave!" He walks over to the corner to keep an eye on us. Tohru and I are gasping for air. We manage to stay quiet for about… thirty seconds.

"Pffftt!" I'm trying so hard to contain my laughter. Tohru is doing the same. We turn away from each other. Then, we both look back at the same time. That's the end of it. We're still cracking up as we're "escorted" from the theater.