Has anyone here read "The Secret Diaries" about the lord of the rings
characters? Well it's good, parodies rock the house on a Tuesday night! ^_^
I still don't own any Animes, but if I owned this one, I would have given Kikyo a more sinister voice, and Inu Yasha a voice that was a little less whiny and a little more insane like his Japanese voice. Instead of sounding like Ranma from Ranma ½ and Bit Cloud from Zoids.
These voice actors really get around, don't they? O_o
I also sort of figured out why they screwed over the English translations for the TV show. It's because some Japanese words are longer then most English words, so they try to give them dialect to match the mouth movements of the Japanese characters. If they were to translate what they said word for word, it would look like that gay-ass speed racer! The part about choosing what the characters say, is a whole other mystery of dubber stupidity in itself.
'Go Speed racer! Go Speed racer! Go Speed Racer, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!'
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Sesshomaru: A Feudal Fluffytale
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Day 3: Entry 28
Went to go take a bath this morning, where I was once again, assaulted by fan girls.
Day 3: Entry 29
How do you like that for a start of the chapter entry?
Day 3: Entry 30
Rin just asked where babies come from.
Oh, Jaken...........
Day 3: Entry 31
Where is that unattractive little toad?
Day 3: Entry 32
Shit.
Day 3: Entry 33
Well, since the soon to be dead amphibian is absent, I have to sit Rin down and tell her myself.
This won't come out well.
Day 3: Entry 34
I sat her down and said, "Well Rin, there are two kinds of people, men and woman....."
Day 3: Entry 35
Oh good! She's just asked me what the difference is! *-_-
Day 3: Entry 36
"Well Rin, it's the mother that has the baby inside of her, and the father that protects her."
There now, I knew I could do this! Go me!
Day 3: Entry 37
Rin has just asked how the baby gets inside of her............
Day 3: Entry 38
"I don't know Rin, it's one of the mysteries of life."
Day 3: Entry 39
I am so good! And pretty, too!
Day 3: Entry 40
I'm sure she'll figure it out for herself someday.
Day 3: Entry 41
Jaken has come back. Sorry 4 him!!
Day 3: Entry 42
Nevermind. He has just redeemed himself by bringing back the dark chocolate.
Day 3: Entry 43
Mmmmmmmmmm..........chooocoooolaaateee.........
Day 3: Entry 44
Rin has just asked for a piece of chocolate. T_T
Day 3: Entry 45
OH THE UNDESCRIBABLE HORROR!!!!
Day 3: Entry 46
Cold....so cold........
Day 4: Entry 47
Jaken has just left to go get some sugarless suckers, so that we may never relive such a terror again!!
Day 4: Entry 48
My spider senses are tingling........Naraku must have been here.
Day 4: Entry 49
Followed the scent, only to end up at another crater with a chewed up old castle.
Day 4: Entry 50
Inu Yasha sucks at what he does. It's always the same! He finds Naraku, he gets that close to destroying him, then he lets him get away! I'll have to kill him so that he stops trying to kill Naraku. Then I can kill Naraku, and every one will be happy! Especially me, which is good.
Day 4: Entry 51
Still pretty, though without shampoo.
Day 4: Entry 52
I got another sack of fan letters. Go me!
Day 4: Entry 53
That Lady Libra thinks she's pretty clever sending me a box of chocolate. Well if she thinks she can buy me over with candy, it had better be a bigger box, and a variety of amaretto's and coconuts!
Day 4: Entry 54
Even without shampoo, my hair looks fabulous!
Day 4: Entry 55
But imagine how much BETTER it would look if I had the shampoo.
I'll send Jaken out to get some shampoo and a leash. (For Rin)
Day 4: Entry 56
Jaken's back. He got the leash, but no shampoo. I was going to kabong him with the two headed staff, but he said the store was completely out of shampoo. Even the cheap kind!
Day 4: Entry 57
Ya know what? I'm going to kabong him with the staff anyway!
Day 4: Entry 58
Memo to self: Sue Osco, Sue Suave, Sue Bath and Bodyworks, burn some of fan mail, buy diabetic chocolate (for Rin, can't stand the diabetic chocolate), kabong Jaken again, kill Naraku, but first kill brother, and find some freakn' shampoo!!!
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What do you think? Should I make the other character's secret diaries later on? Or should I stick to strictly Sessy.
I still don't own any Animes, but if I owned this one, I would have given Kikyo a more sinister voice, and Inu Yasha a voice that was a little less whiny and a little more insane like his Japanese voice. Instead of sounding like Ranma from Ranma ½ and Bit Cloud from Zoids.
These voice actors really get around, don't they? O_o
I also sort of figured out why they screwed over the English translations for the TV show. It's because some Japanese words are longer then most English words, so they try to give them dialect to match the mouth movements of the Japanese characters. If they were to translate what they said word for word, it would look like that gay-ass speed racer! The part about choosing what the characters say, is a whole other mystery of dubber stupidity in itself.
'Go Speed racer! Go Speed racer! Go Speed Racer, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!'
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Sesshomaru: A Feudal Fluffytale
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Day 3: Entry 28
Went to go take a bath this morning, where I was once again, assaulted by fan girls.
Day 3: Entry 29
How do you like that for a start of the chapter entry?
Day 3: Entry 30
Rin just asked where babies come from.
Oh, Jaken...........
Day 3: Entry 31
Where is that unattractive little toad?
Day 3: Entry 32
Shit.
Day 3: Entry 33
Well, since the soon to be dead amphibian is absent, I have to sit Rin down and tell her myself.
This won't come out well.
Day 3: Entry 34
I sat her down and said, "Well Rin, there are two kinds of people, men and woman....."
Day 3: Entry 35
Oh good! She's just asked me what the difference is! *-_-
Day 3: Entry 36
"Well Rin, it's the mother that has the baby inside of her, and the father that protects her."
There now, I knew I could do this! Go me!
Day 3: Entry 37
Rin has just asked how the baby gets inside of her............
Day 3: Entry 38
"I don't know Rin, it's one of the mysteries of life."
Day 3: Entry 39
I am so good! And pretty, too!
Day 3: Entry 40
I'm sure she'll figure it out for herself someday.
Day 3: Entry 41
Jaken has come back. Sorry 4 him!!
Day 3: Entry 42
Nevermind. He has just redeemed himself by bringing back the dark chocolate.
Day 3: Entry 43
Mmmmmmmmmm..........chooocoooolaaateee.........
Day 3: Entry 44
Rin has just asked for a piece of chocolate. T_T
Day 3: Entry 45
OH THE UNDESCRIBABLE HORROR!!!!
Day 3: Entry 46
Cold....so cold........
Day 4: Entry 47
Jaken has just left to go get some sugarless suckers, so that we may never relive such a terror again!!
Day 4: Entry 48
My spider senses are tingling........Naraku must have been here.
Day 4: Entry 49
Followed the scent, only to end up at another crater with a chewed up old castle.
Day 4: Entry 50
Inu Yasha sucks at what he does. It's always the same! He finds Naraku, he gets that close to destroying him, then he lets him get away! I'll have to kill him so that he stops trying to kill Naraku. Then I can kill Naraku, and every one will be happy! Especially me, which is good.
Day 4: Entry 51
Still pretty, though without shampoo.
Day 4: Entry 52
I got another sack of fan letters. Go me!
Day 4: Entry 53
That Lady Libra thinks she's pretty clever sending me a box of chocolate. Well if she thinks she can buy me over with candy, it had better be a bigger box, and a variety of amaretto's and coconuts!
Day 4: Entry 54
Even without shampoo, my hair looks fabulous!
Day 4: Entry 55
But imagine how much BETTER it would look if I had the shampoo.
I'll send Jaken out to get some shampoo and a leash. (For Rin)
Day 4: Entry 56
Jaken's back. He got the leash, but no shampoo. I was going to kabong him with the two headed staff, but he said the store was completely out of shampoo. Even the cheap kind!
Day 4: Entry 57
Ya know what? I'm going to kabong him with the staff anyway!
Day 4: Entry 58
Memo to self: Sue Osco, Sue Suave, Sue Bath and Bodyworks, burn some of fan mail, buy diabetic chocolate (for Rin, can't stand the diabetic chocolate), kabong Jaken again, kill Naraku, but first kill brother, and find some freakn' shampoo!!!
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What do you think? Should I make the other character's secret diaries later on? Or should I stick to strictly Sessy.