Death to Ayame-the Hater edition
Hey, Yg here! I wrote this on impulse, after I had this nightmare about him…so I decided to write a death fic about him! I don't own anything.
It had been about two hours after they heard the news. Ayame had been shoplifted, shot and killed trying to save Mine. Shigure had dressed in black and gone around the house sobbing and Tohru had gotten her tears in the food she was cooking. Although, not everyone was mourning, oh no. some people were celebrating…let's go see shall we.
In Yuki's Bedroom…
Yuki: WHOO HOO! AYAME'S DEAD! YEAH! YEAH! WHOOT WHOOT! NO MORE ANNOYING BROTHERS! WHOOT WHOOT!
Yuki dances around to Crash World
At the Dojo…
Kyo: YEAH! NOW MORE PERVERTED AYAME! WHOO HOO! NO MORE PERVEERTED SNAKE! YEAH YEAH! WHOO HOO!
shishou walks in
Shishou: Kyo, why are you running around my dojo yelling and dancing?
Kyo: Ayame's dead! YEAH!
Kyo hugs Shishou
Shishou: REALLY! THAT IS GREAT NEWS!
Shishou and Kyo run around the dojo yelling and screaming
At the doctor's office…
Momiji: Hatori! Hatori! Guess what? Guess what!
Hatori: What Momiji?
Momiji: AYAMEISDEAD!AYAMEISDEAD!ISN'TTHATGREAT!
Hatori stares, his glasses slipping off his nose.
Hatori: What?
Haru: Ayame's dead Hatori.
Hatori: YEAH! AYAME'S DEAD! UH HUH! NOW MORE PERVERTED CROSS DRESSER! UH HUH! UH HUH!
Hatori, Momiji, And Hatsuharu start to dance around until a nurse sends them to the mental ward
In Akito's rooms…
Nurse: Um… Sohma-sama?
Akito: WHAT!
Nurse: Umm…A Sohma, Ayame is dead….
Akito: WHAT!YES! NO MORE SNAKE! YES! I WON'T DIE OF HIS ANNOYING SELF!
Nurse: Sohma-sama, Dr Sohma has also been put in a mental ward along with a sohma Hatsuharu and a Sohma Momiji.
Akito laughs manically until the men in whit coats come to take him away to the funny farm
The rest of the Sohma family find out and act this way until the nurses have had enough so they call the funny farm people and the white coats come to pick them up. Unfortunately, Yuki decides he likes the term the red coats is coming! The red coats is coming! (A/N: yes I know it's slightly changed, but I had to change it a little for this next part!) and runs around Shigure house with the Mental help people after him yelling "THE WHITE COATS IS COMING!THE WHITE COATS IS COMING!". After all the actual insane Sohmas (after all, Shigure mourns and isn't crazy!), "I'm getting to old for this!" one of the Mental helpers says to the other. The other agrees.
So this is my fic! Hope you like! Please review!
Later, YG