Author's Note: This is my first fanfic. It is not professional in any way, shape, or form. It is a silly little story that I wrote when I was very very hyper at my friend's sleepover. Pack your bags, you're going on an ego trip! Disclaimer: I do not own Jack Sparrow or Will Turner, but I do own Alexandra, who is, of course, me. )

Til Death Do Us Part Part I

"Savvy?" Jack coyly finished his proclamation of love for me.

"Yes..." I smiled back as he tipped his 3-cornered-hat to me.

Suddenly, both of us turned around as a sword was unsheathed behind Jack. Shiiink!

"Fight to the death!" Will threatened, his long, thin blade just inches from Captain Sparrow's face. "For her heart."

As Jack grabbed me, his lips pressed against mine, I heard him unsheath his own sword. Locked in the passionate kiss, I opened my eyes to see Will Turner's furiated face. The enraged pirate tapped Jack on his shoulder and broke up our kiss. Will grabbed me around the waist, held his sword to Jack's throat and threatened death if he laid another finger on me. Jack brought his own sword up to Will's, almost knocking it overboard the Black Pearl. "Let's dance," Jack said.

Sparks flew as the swords clashed. I stood on the side, cringing at each clang. Jack's swift feet helped him move across the deck, eluding Will's crafty swordsmanship. But Will outwitted him and had him up against the railing. Once again using his agility, Jack jumped over Turner and had him at swordpoint. Will's mouth quivered as he realized his fate that lie before him. Jack glanced over at me, winked one black-lined eye, then turned his attention back to Will.

I will never forget the look on Will's face at that moment. Words cannot come close to describing it. Some that are close are terror-stricken, yet filled with passion. He could not stand the fact of me being with anyone else other than him. A single tear mingled with the sweat pouring down his face. Suddenly, with the only spark of energy he had left, he knocked Jack's sword out of his hand and had him face-down on the deck in one swift movement. A sly grin on his face, Will stepped over his defeated enemy and embraced me in a victory hug. I pushed him away. I ran over to Jack, helping him up. Will's shocked expression brought a smug grin on Sparrow's face.

"This does not mean I choose you, Captain Sparrow," I said to assure Will. He looked relieved for but a moment.

"I defeated him!" he pointed out, quite loudly. "That means I earned your heart."

"Fighting is not the answer, especially for me." I had both pirates stand side by side. "I will choose for myself. William, tell me why I should choose you." His response was unexpected. He walked up and kissed me. A deep, romantic kiss, the kind that makes your toes curl and your heart swell. "Because I love you, Alexandra." He stepped back to join Jack, who merely rolled his eyes. Still overcoming the kiss, I smiled. "Thank you for that very persuasive answer." Will smiled. Next, it was Jack's turn. "Captain Sparrow..." The pirate promptly responded with the same answer. He grabbed me around the waist and dipped me. His passionate kiss, once again, overtook me. After bringing me back up, Jack stepped back to Will. I was dazed. Snapping back to the current situation, I compared the two pirates. Will was a better kisser, but Jack was so romantic, so clever, so seductive. It was so hard to choose between the two of them.

TO BE CONTINUED...