Mmmmm….bacon bits….yummy….^_^ *stuffs a handful of bacon bits into her mouth* You're still here??? OMG! Well, here's the next chapter! ;;;;…..
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Sesshomaru: A Feudal Fluffytail
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Day 7: Entry 97
Hmmm…at a dilemma. Buy the pink nail polish, or the coral nail polish. Making a list of things I want from the store. Of course, I'm not going to go get them myself. I hope Jaken doesn't have anything planned for the afternoon.
Cause he's going to buy them for me.
Day 7: Entry 98
Coral nail polish or Pink….heck, I'll just get both…
Day 7: Entry 99
God I HATE that cat!!!
Day 7: Entry 100
One hundredth entry!! Let's all celebrate with shampoo! Oh wait…that's right…we don't HAVE ANY SHAMPOO!!!
Day 7: Entry 101
I'm cool. I'm fine. It's just that that stupid cat is getting on my friggn' nerves! It scratched up my luffa!!
Day 7: Entry 102
Do I need any eyeshadow? No..i got some back ups just incase Rin decides to make herself "pretty" again….jeeze…
What else…well shampoo of course…it's been DAYS since I've had a good hair cleasning! Even though the artists who draw me wouldn't dare make me look ugly, (they'd better not, or else they will find themselves missing their heads….not that that will mess with the way they think…) ahem…I don't like the feeling of dirty hair! It's just so…dirty!
Chocolate? Yes. You can NEVER have enough chocolate. And anyone who thinks otherwise can go f*** themselves….those asexual bastards…
Day 7: Entry 103
That cat…is sitting…on MY tail!!!!
GET OFF MY TAIL YOU FLAMING CAT!!!!
OH SH*T!!! HE SOILED IT!!! YOU ARE DEAD CAPTAIN FLUFFYPANTS!!! SO DEAD I CAN SMELL YOUR DECAYING CAT FLESH ALREADY!!!
Day 7: Entry 104
Rin threw herself on the cat and said, "Please don't hurt Captain Fluffypants, Sesshomaru-sama! He didn't mean to hurt your tail!" T_T
Potty train that cat Rin! Or at least teach him to piss on Jaken! It's not like it will make a difference on that toad's smell or appearance!
Day 7: Entry 105
Gave Jaken the list. He better not even think about coming back here without shampoo or he will so die! Roast his warty green froggy @$$!!
Day 8: Entry 106
Oh yeah. He is so dead. It's already the next day, and that godforsaken imp has still not returned! "Rin. Teach Captain Fluffypants to attach small green men. Not only will it kill Jaken, but it will control the Martian populous!!"
Rin looks up at me wide eyed and said, "Sesshomaru-sama? What are you smoking? Rin would like two of them….."
Where the hell does she get this sh*t!?!?
Day 8: Entry 107
Just got a ransome letter.
Dear Sir or Madam:
I have captured your little green henchman. I am also holding the world's supply of shampoo. That's right! Walk into any store and you won't find a trace of shampoo! Not even Meyers! And that joint has everything! If you ever wanna see the frog man or the shampoo again, you must deliver me the dead body of Inu Yasha. Put it under the god tree when you have it. And maybe put him in a body bag. Dead people smell icky.
The signature of the kidnapper looked like it had been written by accident then tried to be scribbled out, but the eraser was old and bad, so there was a pink smeared semi visable name below the note. "Naraku".
Well I tell you, I could care less about what happens to Jaken. If it was Rin, I would actually make an attempt. But this is my shampoo we're talking about here!! The future of my hair is at stake! So I am off to rescue you shampoo!
"Rin! Get the blockbusters!"
"Yeah! ^_^ I want to rent a movie!"
Dunce child…;;;;;