Hmmm….I wore two watches today, for some odd reason……neither of them had the correct time…..
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Sesshomaru: A Feudal Fluffytail
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Day 8: Entry 142
Well it just so happens that I walked right into their camp………where Rin and I were suddenly face to face with the slutty school girl, the contradicting monk, the strangely made exterminator, the whiny little fix kid, and my greasy brother.
Pure bliss. - -
Day 8: Entry 143
Inu Yasha got all excited and jumped up. "Sesshomaru!" And he drew that big-ass sword, which should be mine –
"Lower your sword before you hurt yourself, Inu Yasha."
Oh, god forbid……-_-
He is such a moron. I wonder how many times he's swung that thing around and cut himself by accident….
When he was a kid, he was the biggest klutz.
"What do you want, Sesshomaru??" he growled.
Well let's see…. shampoo, a slab of chocolate, and some strawberry bubble bath…but I'm not getting that, am I?….
"I'm looking for Naraku."
"Well we just came from a fight with him." The exterminator girl said. "He got away again.
GOD DAMNIT!!
LEAVE IT TO LIL'BOWOW OVER HERE TO MESS UP!!!
"Yeah, so get lost!" Inu Yasha shouted.
Not a chance. I'm not leaving him alone so that he can find Naraku and chase him off again. I'll just wait for Naraku to try and attack Inu Yasha again, then I'll kill him…
Day 8: Entry 144
Let's see…..I think I'm forgetting something…..
Day 8: Entry 145
There was something else I was supposed to do when I found Inu Yasha…….
Don't you just hate it when this happens?
Why does my beautiful brain have to dysfunction now…..
Day 8: Entry 146
I guess it'll come to me as I go…
Day 8: Entry 147
I'm the prettiest.
Day 9: Entry 148
They keep shooting me funny looks….like I'm a Nympho or something….
Day 9: Entry 149
What??? Haven't they ever seen a bishi before???
Stupid humans….stupid hanyo….
Day 9: Entry 150
"So…what? Do you people just walk around aimlessly till you find something?"
They all kinda look at each other like they've never been asked this before.
The slutty school girl shrugged. "Uh…well, I guess so."
……..
Day 9: Entry 151
Wow. That's whack.
Day 9: Entry 152
Hey! I see a cloud that looks like a poptart!
Day 9: Entry 153
…….....Row row row your boat, gently down the stream………is this song only about a boat or is there actual symbolism to it?
Day 9: Entry 154
"Life is but a dream"?
Yeah man, that's deep….
Day 9: Entry 155
This is boring….
These people are boring….
They aren't just boring, they're boring ME!
Day 9: Entry 156
"We don't just walk around aimlessly!" Inu Yasha suddenly shouted.
Yep, took him that long to respond.
I'm aware of the sadness…
And I'm sure he's going to tell me why he and his smelly little friends don't walk around aimlessly….
"We follow leads and look for certain types of places!" the little fox cub said. He just decided to jump into the argument now.
"That or Kagome picks up the sense of shikon shards!" Inu Yasha said, as if he had made me look stupid or something – what a sad fool…
All I have to do to make him look even more stupid is look off to the side and ask, "How do you know if she's faking it or not?"
By the look on his grimy face, I'm guessing he's either a) confused, b) believing it, or c) somehow all of the above.
Day 9: Entry 157
I vouch for C myself.
Day 9: Entry 158
"What are you talking about?! What are you trying to say?!" Inu Yasha looks mad and confused. He is used to looking this way….
"I'm just saying, maybe sometimes she guesses, or has inside info, or is just trying to lead you somewhere, that's all." Sesshomaru said.
"Kagome would never do that!" Inu Yasha's getting all frustrated. I can tell his brain capacity is overloading…..
maybe he'll have a stroke….
Or not.
Can't have everything I guess.
"Don't listen to him, Inu Yasha. He's just trying to make trouble!" the monk said, as if he actually knew what he was talking about most of the time himself.
So I rolled my eyes and told him off, I mean really, it's bad enough that I have to talk to my half breed brother let alone his groupies!
And Inu Yasha, being the human lover that he is, defended the monk guy and asked, "If that's the way you feel, then why don't you f*ck off! Quit following us!"
Day 9: Entry 159
"Rin cover your ears - Because a bunch of god damn people decided they'd pick a god damn fight with the god damn guy who I'm looking for but can't god damn find because those god damned people god damned scared him off!!"
Day 9: Entry 160
Jesus Christ, I must've sounded like a friggn' redneck there!
Day 9: Entry 161
Not that I care what they think. They can't even control their own hygiene.
Day 9: Entry 162
Wait, I know what'll piss em' off….
This is always fun.
Day 9: Entry 163
"So she always knows what she's talking about does she?"
He didn't answer, as if he's trying to pull off the 'I'm too cool to answer' thing.
Just like how he thought he was too cool to learn common sense….or where to get soap…;;;;
Lordy what a reek!
Anyway….
"Tell me, Inu Yasha….has she ever told you that there was a shikon shard up her skirt?"
Day 9: Entry 164
I should have bet money. If I had a dime for every time he did something predictable….i would have a freaking lot of dimes…..
Day 9: Entry 165
"YOU B*STARD!" Inu Yasha swung his sword at me, and as usual I dodged it with ease.
Yes, I am both amazingly fast and amazingly gorgeous. Quite a nice combo actually….