What is it with everyone not updating their stories?? I mean JEEZE people! Stop acting like ME!

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Sesshomaru: A Feudal Fairytail

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Day 9: Entry 166

Damn you Ebay….damn you to hell!

Day 9: Entry 167

If it weren't for my supreme patience of Sesshomaru, I would have already smitten that dag'blamed computer and Ebay and the person who came up with Ebay.

Day 9: Entry 168

And the coffee mug that has a picture of Ebay on it! And the proposal suggesting Ebay! And the person that vetoed Ebay! And the patent that copyrights Ebay!

Day 9: Entry 169

Alright, it's old.

Day 10: Entry 170

Why smite Ebay you ask? Well because someone had some Herbal Essence on there and even though I, TheGreatSess-chan@aol.com was the highest bidder, it was instead delivered to TheGreatBess-chan@aol.com.

Day 10: Entry 171

Rin signed up my address that way, so don't get the wrong idea!

Day 10: Entry 172

Pop-ups…damn those pop-ups…..I will smite the pop-ups….

Day 10: Entry 173

Huh? Jen-cam? What the hell is that?

Day 10: Entry 174

Oh fudge….

Day 10: Entry 175

Well Sesshomaru-sama, what have we learned today?

That pop ups can lead to lesbian porn sights.

My virgin eyes…..

Day 10: Entry 176

Don't even ask me if I'm a virgin or not cause it's none of your business.

Like I'd even tell you eitherway…

Day 10: Entry 177

Lordy.

Day 10: Entry 178

No Rin, you may not go onto the Neopets website….

Day 10: Entry 179

No Rin! The last time you were on there, I didn't get any of my voicemails done!

Day 10: Entry 180

Fine. You can go on as long as you're quiet….Whiney….

I wonder what Inu Yasha and his insane human poesy are up to…

Day 10: Entry 181

You know that Kagome girl's boobs are fake.

Day 10: Entry 182

There's no way that any female alive and at that age could have breasts that are that big and that perky unless they were implants, steroids, or pregnant.

Day 10: Entry 183

It can't be steroids. If it were steroids the side effects would have her looking somewhat man-ish which she does not…

Day 10: Entry 184

She doesn't act or smell like a pregnant woman, though she throws off enough sexual tension toward the males of her group, one would have thought that she'd be knee deep in sex.

I mean really! Implants, short skirts, acting like a stupid girly teenager, the only thing that would keep my brother's hands off is the fact that he's an indecisive idiot.

Day 10: Entry 185

Not that Kikyo hasn't had her share of plastic surgery too. How do you think her skin got so white?

Sure, you'll see her walking down the street on a freaking sunny day with an umbrella open like Michael Jackson does.

Day 10: Entry 186

And Michael Jackson? Hell, I'm not even going to go down that road…