Mooooooooooooo………

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Sesshomaru: A Feudal Fluffytail

Day 11 Entry 196

Ohmigod! Guess what glorious happening happened to happen upon our happenings!!!!1!

Day 11 Entry 197

Seriously! GuesS!!!!

Day 12 Entry 198

Okay, I'll give you a hint! It's not Jaken, it's not Enrique, it's not Naraku – but it's almost as good!!!!!!

Day 13 Entry 199

HOOHAH!! KAGURA!!

Now there is a sight for sore eyes!

Day 14 Entry 200

For dry, red eyes, Clear Eyes is Awesome…

Wow.

Day 14 Entry 201

…..Anyway……

I HAVE ENTERED THE HAPPY PLACE!!! AND I DO NOT MEAN CHUCKIE CHEESE!!!!

God! Being stuck with all of this CRAP for the past couple of days, it is GREAT to see a hot sexy bitch like her! RAWL!

Day 14 Entry 202

What? You thought I was completely gay? Please! I'm obviously portrayed in this story and in the manga and in the cartoon as a bi sexual.

Don't believe me? Ask any crazy fanatic who over analyzes things, they'll tell you, boi!

Set you straight!

Unlike me – kukukukuku….. whom ist bi-sessual….mufufufufufufu………

Day 14 Entry 203

Okay, I'm creeping myself out now – why don't I just tell you the story…..

I left Rin in the care of that Sango woman, because she's the most trusting person in that group….which is not very trusting considering her competition --

I'm not totally comfortable with leaving Rin with any of them.

Inu Yasha's a bitch.

That Kagome-wench is a slut.

That Miroku guy is a priest (i.e. making him a possible child molester)

And that migget pet of theres – Shippy, Shoopy, Swappy – whatever his name is – well leaving Rin with him would be like leaving her with Scrappy Doo…..-- twitch

I'm sorry, I trailed off…..

Well I left Rin with that Sango person and went off to find a hot spring on my own, which really sucked because hot springs that are not monitored by fan girls or existent are hard to find now a day – especially when you're not in the mountainous area of Japan.

Well a few hours later after I did finally find the type of hot spring I was looking for, I stripped into my nuddie pants and climbed in.

And I had just begun to lather up when a familiar pair of shoes landed on the surfaced rock across from me. I looked up and there was little miss thang herself.

Kagura.

And didn't she just love the view? Boy, I was sittin' with my legs wide open and everything!

If I didn't say anything she probably would'nt of spoken up, the horny bitch!

"What do you want?"

As if I didn't know.

Though the least she could've done was waited and watched in a pervy stalker-like way until I was clean, but whatever-

"I have a message from Naraku."

Oh.

I knew that she was here for that.

Really!

"And what would that be?"

Just flex a little bit, toss the hair….

"Well the first question he wanted me to ask was whether or not you knew who the ransome note was from…"

I could tell that she knew it was a impossibly stupid and obvious question. But Kaggy-poo was hanging in there….

And speaking of hanging….

"I know it is from him."

Boy did she look surprised. sarcasm

"If that was your answer, he also wanted me to ask why you have not done the dark deed that he has requested."

Why all the business-like talk with long works and small complicated words, Kagura?

Gosh, she's almost as pretty as me!

And she smells nice too. Like unscented deodorant….

"I have not done it because of nunya."

Kagura closed her eyes and sighed in annoyance. More then likely annoyance of Naraku.

Because no woman gets annoyed with Sesshomaru.

He becomes their "daddy"….mufufufufuffufufu…..

Then she asked, "He said that if you responded that way, to ask what nunya is."

If I respond that way????

How does Naraku know what I may or may not say?!?!

And If???

Does Kagura have some kind of multiple choice conversation memorized????

I responded, "Nunya business bitch."

Kagura raised an eyebrow interestedly.

Oh yeah.

She looked up into the air where one of those nasty wasps that work for Naraku hovered. She nodded to him and the wasp flew down closer to her. She reached into the neck of her kimono and pulled out a box of honey nut cherios. (How she stored it there, I do not know) She handed it to the flying insect along with a hundred bucks. The wasp took both items and flew off happily.

So I asked her, "What was that?"

"A bribe." She loosened the obi of her kimono so that her cleavage showed. She let down her hair and shook it out into shape.

Glee.

"Are you sure you don't want to kill Naraku for me?"

"Yes."

She pouted.

"No." I smiled.

She looked confused,

"Yes?" I continued to smile.

I rock.

"Hmmm," Her confused pout suddenly became an understanding smile. "Yes, I know what you want."

Great fashion sense, and totally clever! You reached inside of her sleeve. "Would this, help you to defeat Naraku?" she withdrew something that caused even I, Sesshomaru to show expression. It was a bottle of baby shampoo.

She grinned, "I snuck it out of Naraku's secret hiding storage just for you – if you think it will help you to defeat Naraku."

This was too good to be true!

"Tell me where the hiding place is!"

"I can't."

"Why not?!"

"Because Naraku's secret hiding storage is a place so secretly hidden that not even I know where it is!"

That sucks.

"Well then how did you get that bottle from it if you don't know where it is?"

Kagura paused, "I have no idea how. I was wondering the same question on the way here."

Crap.

Another paradox!

So she shampooed my hair for me and after a few good rounds of hot sex in the water, I returned to Inu and co feeling rejuvenated and beautiful again!

Now would definitely find Naraku!

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nuddie pants is a british term for being naked!