Surprised to see me again? I know I sure am. Oo Let's just hope my sense of humor is what it used to be now that I'm all grown up. X3 S'right, beotches.
Although, you might have to go back and reread it like I did. . ;;;
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Sesshomaru: A Feudal Fluffytail
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Day 14: Entry 221
Who the hell does that pussy little she-male think he is?
Ordering I, the Great Sesshomaru-sama to do his dirty work for him?
Not that I wouldn't love to get rid of my gods-forsaken flea bag of a brother, but still!
"Don't tell me what to do."
Jeebus, I sound like a punk teenager. Not that I care what they think. I am a wild stallion that cannot be cornered. Son of a great feudal lord! For gosh sakes people, If anyone around here is going to have the cahones to order people around here, it's going to be me!
….-- I had servants before Naraku even demon-iformed……is that a word?
Day 14: Entry 222
"What was that again?" Naraku put a hand to his ear.
You heard me, you Frumple-faced, crotch pheasant! You cannot order the Great Sesshomaru-sama around like one of your asexually made offspring!
And while Kagura is a shmexy bitch, she's still Naraku's weird ass love child. It's curse I'm afraid.
"What – what was that? I didn't hear you!" Naraku then started talking to himself because he's a dousch bag. "Why do I wear this baboon pelt thing? It covers my ears and makes it hard to hear shit."
Only stupid dicks have conversations with themselves.
……..
Day 14: Entry 223
Diaries don't count.
Day 14: Entry 224
My diary is a forum for my heart, so shut'chur god damn mouth! .
Day 14: Entry 225
Inu Yasha was shouting at us not to ignore him or something like that, wasn't really paying attention. Whatever he said, it probably would have killed some of my brain cells. And my brain cells are as beautiful and glamorous as I am.
Day 14: Entry 226
And I am one beautiful, glamorous, drop dead gorgeous, sexy bitch.
Day 14: Entry 227
……
Day 14: Entry 228
You know what, I don't like to call myself a bitch when I am so obviously NOT a bitch. -.- I mean, just look at how obviously masculine I am!
Day 14: Entry 229
LOOK AT IT!
Day 14: Entry 230
"Don't tell you what to do, eh? Does that mean you don't want your shampoo or imp?"
Whatever, you hearing impaired goth boy!
"I'm going to force you to tell me the location of the shampoo."
Kagura then said something to Naraku behind her fan. And I'm pretty sure she wasn't giving him beauty tips.
Day 14: Entry 231
Shit…am I getting gay-er or something?
Day 14: Entry 232
That's redonkulous….
Day 14: Entry 233
Tsk. Redonkulous is the new Rediculous!
Get with the program!
Day 14: Entry 234
Naraku looked from Kagura to me. Probably checking me out. Who could blame him really?
Day 14: Entry 235
He nodded to Kagura while still looking at me.
Can't take his eyes off of me, what did I say?
He could have had a chance of doing it with me at one point, but he lost it forever when he messed with the shampoo.
Sucks to be him! That's all I can say…
Day 14: Entry 236
With a wave of her fan, Kagura sent Jaken flying. Guess she underestimated the weight of the midget amphibian, because he only landed about halfway between me and her.
You'd think that a wind demon would have a better grasp of the laws of physics. I shake my head in disappointment while recalling this.
Day 14: Entry 237
"Sesshomaru-sama! You have come to save your faithful servant, Jaken!" TT
"One side, Jaken!" Whacked that little freako out of the way with a knife hand strike. "I shall take back the shampoo that is rightfully mine!"
"Kagura!" Naraku said. Because apparently just saying her name is enough to send her into action. She's such a whore. XD
Day 14: Entry 238
Easy fight. Delivered a firm bitch – slap to Kagura's face.
Everyone knows that only three things can defeat a whore: The police, Jack the ripper, and a strong pimp hand.
Day 14: Entry 239
Caught Naraku! How did I do it you ask? Well in order to catch Naraku, you have to be quick, or else he'll disappear in a poof of smoke like a leprechaun or Night Crawler from X-Men….the original X-Men when it wasn't a flash of light…..they did it right in the second movie…..though he was kinda gay….
Day 14: Entry 240
Shut the fudge up!
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I have to end it now since I have to get up early tomorrow…but seriously, it really is almost over now. Though you won't trust me to update soon. That's fine. You'll regret not being there for that last chapter.