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Midgar Sector 3: 9:30 AM
Yuffie burst into the room where Vincent was. It was just like any day actually...Couldn't Yuffie learn how to use the doorbell, knock or something even?
"VINNIE!" Yuffie said as she literally crashed into Vincent. "VINNIE! CAN YOU DRIVE?"
"...Who needs to drive when you can fly?" Vincent said sarcastically rolling his eyes.
"Well, I can't fly! Nor do I really want too actually...Can you teach me how to drive?" Yuffie asked.
"...No." Vincent said. Of course, Cloud had told him and just about everyone about Yuffie's little driving lesson with Cloud.
"You never got your license huh? HUH?" Yuffie decided. "That's why you NEVER drive or anything! In FACT! You CAN'T drive without a license, therefore, it was ILLEGAL when you drove the sub!"
"...obviously..."
"DARN! VINNIE!" Yuffie pouted. "Who has to know? Huh? Can you teach me!"
"Teach you what?"
"HOW TO DRIVE!"
"Ask Cid." Vincent said as he slowly backed away from Yuffie who was going on and on about something now...the only problem was she was talking too fast for Vincent to understand her.
"But he's a madman! he nearly killed me!" Yuffie protested.
"We where going at 25 MPH that time..."
"STILL! C'mon Vinnie!" Yuffie pleaded. "Or, Or...I'll...I'll ANNOY YOU TO DEATH!" Yuffie said smiling innocently and widely.
"You do that on a regular daily basis..." Vincent said to himself more than anyone.
"WHAT? I HEARD THAT! You're just not capable of listening to my awesome talking skills!" Yuffie yelled as she went on and on and on about some useless and totally random subject that was besides the point.
Vincent walked away and plugged his ears as he received more yelling
and whining form the ninja as she continued to follow him around. Darn,
her constant yelling had made him deaf almost!
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"Yuffie, please, just SHUT UP!" Vincent said quietly to himself.
"I HEARD THAT TOO! VINNIE!" Yuffie whined complaining more and more as Vincent tried to run away from the ninja who kept on following him.
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Midgar: Sector 6; 9:50 AM
"Tifa! Out of all our AVALANCHE plots and adventures you'd have to say we're really good friends, right?" Yuffie said to Tifa one day.
"Of course!" Tifa said being her optimistic self.
"I think that you and Cloud make a nice couple!" Yuffie threw in randomly although she didn't believe that herself.
"Thanks?"
"And I REALLY love your outfit..."
"Thanks again? Yuffie, what do you want?" Tifa asked getting annoyed that Yuffie was using blandishments to get her to do hr a favor.
"weeeeeelllll...I never got to drive that buggy...or anything..." Yuffie began. "And...I don't know how too..."
"I'm not teaching you how to drive." Tifa said smiling. Ok maybe some favors just can't be done... She had heard all about Cloud's trying to teach Yuffie to drive thing and how that dreadful event ended...Tifa had no intention of wanting that to happen or getting her outfit and car ruined.
"I'm Sure Cloud would LOVE a girl who can teach her friend how to drive!" Yuffie said beaming.
"It's not working..." TIfa said although she didn't know this was the right answer or not...
"PLEASE!"
"I'm sorry, Yuffie, but you can ask Cid!" Tifa said. "Heck, if you're that desperate, even ask Reno, Rufus, Rude, Elena, Reeve or Teseng!"
"That'll NEVER happen..." Yuffie muttered. Little did she know...
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"Barret, can you teach me how to drive?" Yuffie ased using Tifa's PHS to call Barret who was currently in Costa Del Sol for some reason. Tifa smiled and gave Yuffie the thumbs up sign.
Barret responded, "how's Marlene?"
"She's good, but can you teach me how to drive?"
" NO WAY! Teaching Tifa how to drive was bad enough! AND YOU BETTER NOT USE MY CAR!" Barret said as he hung up.
"I think that's a no..." Yuffie whined.
"What does he mean my driving was horrible? I thought the lesson went alright..." Tifa said pondering on the thought. True, she did almost run over a cat or two and nearly gave Barret a heart attack, but he said it was all right...hm...
Midgar Slums Sector 5: 10:00 AM
"PLEASE!" The Wutaian girl begged.
"No." The guy with the blonde hair that stuck up unnaturally said. "Sorry, Yuff, but I can't..."
"CLOUD! YOU'RE MY LAST HOPE!" Yuffie screeched holding onto Cloud's arm and pouting.
"It's not working..." Cloud said turning away, he hated that puppy dog pout of hers...It always worked. MUST NOT LOOK AT PUPPY DOG POUT! Cloud thought furiously to himself.
"Clllllllouuuuudddddd! Tifa says she's busy, Barrett is out of town, Cid is a madman when it comes to driving, Vinnie doesn't care and won't do it either way and well Nanaki can't drive and I don't want to be cat food, and Cait Sith...No way in the world am I getting in a car with that thing!" Yuffie pointed out still holding onto Cloud's arm. "That just leaves you!"
"Yuffie...I'm not going to teach you how to drive...remeber last time?" Cloud said.
"You said driving eased motion sickness right?"
Crap, should've never said that... Cloud thought. Cloud did not like this. The simple idea of getting into a car with Yuffie was horrible enough. Sure, she had motion sickness, but still...she was an over caffeinated and hyper brat at times. It could be his death after all...Heck, even dying by the hands of Sephiroth was better.
"Yuffie, I'll help you try to get someone to teach you how to drive...but I will not, I repeat...WILL NOT be in the same car with you...It's better dying cause of Sephiroth then by your horrible driving, remember last time?" Cloud said as he remember the last time he tried to teach Yuffie how to drive. It ended up with Yuffie throwing up all over his new car AND him. That was gross. REALLY gross...
"Thanks Cloud! You're the best!" Yuffie said, Cloud had a feeling she didn't know what he had just said...Let's just keep it that way too...
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Another Entry from the Diary of Yuffie Kisagari
The Turks. REMEBER THE SPIRIT OF THE TURKS! Elena said one time, and seriously, the way she said it, no one could forget how totally out of order that was...Wow, seriously, we have one of the most love hate relationship. Thought trying to stop Meteor and Sephiroth we ran into them on more than one occasion, two if the time in which there was no fight thanks to me and my awesome ninja skills! Even Reno agreed that we have a really interesting relationship.
Anyways, The Turks...There's Reno who's can be a egotistic bad ass on the job. Often, he can also be a joker and comic relief type of person in which you've got to love. You'll never see him without his partner, Rude, who is too quiet...WAY too quiet. I mean C'mon T-A-L-K! Like me! TALK GOSH DARN IT! Elena is the talkative rookie of the Turks and leaked loads of useful information to us on more than one occasion, not to mention she has a raving mad obsession with Teseng and the saddest part is, she can literally packed a punch...Cloud should tell you! He should know... I kind of figured out earlier that Elena does all of the talking for Rude...I mean seriously, even I don't talk that much! Right? Yeah, of course I'm right!
Teseng and Rufus where said to be dead, but apparently not. I guess some miracle Rufus survived and Tseng was just badly injured and Elena came back with the Turks later to rescue him in the temple. However Rufus survived still puzzles me...Whatever, Rufus is apparently trying to rebuild Midgar and all that stuff. I mean wow! Did something happen? He' no longer the rich snobby brat and turned into...the almost total opposite! Well, I wish he'd tell me about not dying, that'd be useful, getting centuries worth of stuff and materia...I could rule the world! Yeah! That's it! I could rule the world! I know, it's SO overrated, but who cares! I should add that to my resolution...THE WORLD WILL BE MINE! Do I sound like Sephiroth btw? Crap.
Well anyways, the Turks still do their own things here and there. Remember the sprits of the Turks! Yeah, how could we not? REMEMBER THE GREAT NINJA YUFFIE TOO!
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Midgar: Seveth Heaven 2:00 pm.
Fliers. That was Cloud's grand idea? How to teach a fifteen year old how to drive? On a flier. Yuffie detested this idea...no one would seriously care...In fact, Yuffie had a feeling that this wasn't at all Cloud's idea, but more of Tifa's or some literate "genius" who had bad marketing skills, perhaps Cait Sith's mog of a partner...
"Cloud? This isn't the best idea on earth..." Tifa said as Cloud went into the bar to set up a few fliers, Yuffie then took off into the back room to go and get some of her stuff.
"Tell me about it...She'd get a lawsuit..." Cloud said as he seated himself onto a chair on the bar.
"And she'd put someone in ALOT of danger..." Tifa reasoned getting Cloud something to drink.
"Wow, that's a lot of gil for teaching some brat how to drive..." Cid said looking at the poster. "Three mastered Materia...The brat agreed to this?"
"well, she doesn't' really know..." Cloud began.
"I HEARD THAT!" Yuffie yelled as she threw her shoe at Cid. "NO ONE IS GETTING MY MATERIA!" Yuffie yelled hugging her Materia closer to herself. "No! Deal's off! MY MATERIA MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!" Yuffie then went into another room to hide her Materia.
"Now she does..." Tifa said shrugging as she took out a black pen and cross out the materia part on the poster.
"YOU KILLED MY POSTER!" Cloud complained.
"Oh, cut whining, it was a mess to begin with...That's why you don't ask Cait Sith for ideas..."
"Whatever..."
"One smart question, what are we going to use to let her drive in it?" Nanaki said from the back of the room.
"Well, Cid's airship of course!" Yuffie said enthusiastically as she came bouncing out of the room.
"WHAT? NO WAY IN HELL, KID!" Cid said "I'm NOT letting you drive that thing! No!"
"Harsh..." Vincent muttered. "don't you have motion sickness?"
Yuffie sighed enthusiastically. "Yeah! But I think it's time I get over that! Turn over to a new leaf! Reach a different horizon! Expand my boundaries! I mean, I can't just walk everywhere I go right? I'll get tiered! and I don't want to hitch hike, because something bad may happen. Also biking isn't really my thing and I can't fly!"
"Dramatic."
"Vinnie!"
"Don't call me that."
"Why, Vinne!" Yuffie taunted as Vincent rolled his eyes.
"It's like me calling you Yuffers or something crappy like that." Vincent said slowly backing away from the girl, gosh, she could seriously talk someone to death...Vincent was about to feel sorry for whoever had to teach her how to drive now.
"Yuffers? Is that even a WORD? That's SO STUPID! Vinnie actually sounds GOOD!"
"You can use the buggy." Tifa suggested. "Cloud wants to get a new one anyways..."
"But that's not in Midgar! I have to learn how to drive in Mdgar!" Yuffie protested.
"You're NOT using my car." Cloud said thinking of his expensive and new car that he had just gotten with all of the gil he saved up.
"Mines in the shop." Cid lied.
"Not mine either..." Tifa said thinking of her average car...it wansn't much or anything, but that was all she had for now...A slow smiled crept up TIfa's lips as Everyone started at her questionably.
"Since he's gone for now...You can use Barrett's car..." Tifa said. "I'm sure he wouldn't mind his...dream car...being gone for a few hours..." Barret's car had annoyed her greatly with it's stereo system and stuff. Time for some revenge...
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Midgar, Wall Market Bar, 5:00 pm.
"Hey, Rude look at this!" Reno said after ordering a drink from the bar.
It was after work hours, well for him and Rude anyways, and they tended to go to a bar or something afterwards. Teseng had stayed back while Elena obediently also wanted to stay back and help him. After many jokes of this and getting a really painful punch from Elena, in which left Tseng laughing hysterically, Reno and Rude decided to call it a day.
"What is it?" Rude asked seeing Reno clutching onto a piece of paper.
"Look at the pay." Reno added pointing to the salary, Rude raised an eyebrow. "That's more than how much Rufus gets paid! Ok, well not really...but that's more than Tseng makes!"
"Just for teaching some kid how to drive?" Rude confirmed.
"Yes, easy pay, yo. Just tell them to step on the pedal, and you're good to go. The easiest gil you can ever make." Reno said. Reno would soon live to regret those words of his...
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Seventh Heaven 2:00 pm. Interviews...
The Interviews had started. Yuffie would not go in a car with an overly drunken person, a hyper one, or anything. And these six people that where narrowed down from 100 where definitely...interesting...
"So, Do you have a license?" Tifa asked the first guy.
"Who needs one?" He said.
"Uh...everybody?" Tifa said.
"Ok, fine, Lockhart, I'm just here to get a date with you. I mean you're so pretty and wow! I mean your bo--" The man then found himself thrown out of the doors with a slap across his face in a matter of seconds.
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"What MPH do you usually go in?" Cloud asked the old lady who had a cat in her arms.
"Why, 15 of course!" The old lady scowled.
Good. Cloud thought. That way Yuffie wouldn't get car sickness, and she might learn how to drive...slowly... The old lady then looked at Cloud's hair. "Goodness, Child! Haven't you ever heard of a brush?"
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The over hyper girl was annoying the heck out of Vincent. Yes, he would say it. She was even more annoying than Yuffie herself combined with Elena possibly...
"I LOOOVEEE YOUR EYES! THEY'RE SOOO PRETTY!" The girl squealed. "Contacts?"
"...Sure."
"POKE!" the girl said poking Vincent who resisted hte urge to punch her in the face. "MUHAHAHAHAHA! WOW! I FEEL SO HAPPY AND HYPER! OMG! LET'S SINNNNGG!"
"No. What's your speed when it comes to driving?" Vincent asked.
"The Maximum of course! AND YOU HAVE TO HAVE LOADS OF SUGAR AND COFFEE!" The girl screamed as Vincent plugged his ears from her squeaky and annoying voice. "WWWHHHHHEEEEEE!" The girl screamed as she jumped around the place. Vincent sighed in fury. No one in hell would he ever let Yuffie and this girl be in the same car...ever.
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"How many tickets do you have?" Nanaki asked the boy who seemed to be around 11 or something. The boy just started back at Nanaki blankly. "Are you even at a legal age to drive?"
"You...can...talk!" The boy asked starting wide eyed now.
"Uh...yes..." Nanaki said starting back at the boy, perhaps doing this was a mistake after all...
"Can you like...make smores with your tail?" The boy asked.
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"How many tickets did you get?" Cid asked the women.
"OMG! YOU'RE THAT ONE CAPTIAN!" She screamed as she started hugging Cid. "Captian Sydney!"
"Cid."
"Right! I meant Cid! hehe..."
"So, screw the interview, who are you?" Cid said wanting to get to know the women more. wow, Shera'd be pissed at him if she found out about this...
"WOW! YOU'RE MY HERO!" She screamed. "Where is the airship!"
"Somewhere outside..." Cid told her. Flattery, this was awesome.
"Thanks!" The women said as she ran off.
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"I'm teaching a pint how to drive? No way, yo." A gangster looking thief asked laughing. Yuffie scowled.
"I'm not a kid! I'm the legible age to drive!" Yuffie snapped back.
"Temper too...Gosh, and all of your friends couldn't teach you? I can tell why..."
"SHUT UP!" Yuffie screamed as the man found himself being beaten up by a teenager.
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It's hopeless!" Cloud said. "No one is eligible enough!"
"Yeah...One guy was in here get a date with me..."
"DUDE! TIFA! EVEN TESENG CAN ASK ELENA OUT! SO CLOUD! JUST ASK HER OUT!" Yuffie said as Cloud and Tifa both stared at Yuffie while she was acting all innocent.
"I'm never letting Yuffie be in a car with that overly hyper brat. One Yuffie is enough..."
"The old lady firkin tried to straighten my hair and burned it off!"
"Some kid tried to used my tail to cook a smore!"
"My Airship is gone and I can't find it! That stupid women must have pretended to like me and ran off with my airship!"
"You JUST realized that?"
"I got called a pint size and stuff from a stupid idiot!"
The group then went on to argue some more about all of the interviews they had to face. Dude, that was one trying day. And they cared for Yuffie, otherwise, they'd let some mad person teach her...
"Ok. That's it. I have to look for my Airship." Cid said getting up as he headed towards the back room. Yuffie too, was about to follow to make sure her Materia would still be there when Cid left. The door to Seventh Heaven then burst open as a certain red headed Turk and bald man stepped in.
"Yuff, if you're desperate..." Cloud began looking at Reno, but before he could finish, Yuffie ran up to The redhead and nearly tackled him down.
"WHAO THERE BRAT!" Reno yelled as Yuffie almost collided with him. "What's the hurry?"
"RENO! I"M DESPARATE!" Yuffie said hugging onto Reno's stomach. Reno tried to move away, but that never work. Dude, this girl was also very clingy...
"Walk away...slowly..." Rude muttered.
"Well you see here, you're not really my type..." Reno said looking at Yuffie. "But if you're that desperate, I have a waiting list..."
"EW! RENO!" Yuffie shouted letting go of him as Reno started laughing.
"So is that a no? I could've just canceled the oh I don't know...hundreds of people..."
"Reno! Of course it's a no! I'd NEVER go out with you or anything! grossness!" Yuffie said crossing her arms.
"That hurts, Yuffie." Reno said sarcastically clutched his chest mockingly as Yuffie stuck out her tongue. AVALANCHE watched all of this in pure amusement.
"Ok, pest, tell me what's going on? And please, please don't tell me I have to teach you how to drive..." Reno said remembering the second reason why he was here with AVALANCHE all over the place. Ok, so the two groups wouldn't be considered friends, but not enemies either. It was a rather interesting relationship they had when it comes to saving the world...
"Reno, you're a madman when it comes to driving!" Cloud said. "No way..."
"It's a Turk thing." Reno said smiling. "Besides, it's the kid's choice."
"YES! WILL YOU DO IT!" Yuffie pouted and looking at Reno who turned his head away in avoiding Yuffie's pout. Yuffie had thought that having Reno to teach her how to drive was a lot better than Rude. Rude wouldn't say anything and if she asked Elena...Elena would just talk her head off and drive Yuffie mad. Therefore, desperate times call for desperate measures...
Crap, not the pout! Spike was right it is working! Reno thought.
"Alright, Alright, but I want the full play plus interest and free drinks for the next four years here." Reno said.
"That's a lot, you jerk! You'd better teach me how to drive right too!" Yuffie commented.
"A year." Tifa argued.
"Two years."
"A year and a half. You drink WAY too much."
"Fine. A year and a half."
"I know, so what? Do we have a deal or what?" Reno said looking at Yuffie now.
"Yeah, we have a deal."
"Pay me half right now and half later." Reno also added as Yuffie scoffed and gave Reno the gil.
"You better do a good job..." Yuffie muttered.
"Of course! You actually carry all this around with you? Someone could just rob you easily..."
"No! I'm the great Ninja Yuffie! I can kick their ass if they do!"
"Whatever. Pleasure doing business with you..." Reno said as he took out his hand so Yuffie could shake it. Yuffie paused a while then the two shook on it.
A moment in history it was.
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