Inui's New Delux Penal Tea
Disclaimer: Not my characters. Though I'd kill to own them TTTT cries
AN: Me and my friend came up with this at lunch, just like we did with A Small Fall. What can I say? We had a LOT of free time on our hands during lunch. So we came up with a load of crack fics X3 hehehehe..enjoy
Chapter 2: Seperation and Explanation
Inui's idea brought more chaos, causing most of the boys to start arguing, while the more sensible of the bunch-namely Tezuka, Inui, Fuji and Oishi- began thinking of who would be best to stay with who.
"Obviously someone we can trust to keep an eye on us...and not tell our parents about what happened--"
"--Or St. Rudolph," Fuji added in a glum mutter, though he immediately went quiet again with a side glance from his captain. Even as a child, Tezuka kept his responsibility in mind. Inui ultimately chose to ignore the under comment and began looking through his notebook, "Let's think this over. Who are teams we could actually trust?"
"Fudomine," Was the first reply from the other three, and Inui had to nod in agreement. Fudomine was a definte choice, especially for certain players. He cast a side-glance to the currently curled up Ryoma and nodded to himself, taking note of the boy's new keeper. Definitely Ibu Shinji, he throught with his scientist grin, he's the only person who isn't affected by Ryoma's personality. He looked over the other third year players, noticing Oishi now had a hold of Eiji, and Tezuka and Fuji were sitting between Momo and Kaido. Good. ...Taka on the other hand, still hadn't recovered from his shock.
"Who else? We need actual members...and other schools. It would be a tad suspicious if we all went to one school. Especially one in our district."
"I can stay in Rokkaku." Every looked at Fuji, who smiled sweetly, "What? I was suppose to go to Saeki-kun's house this weekend either way."
"Nyah! Fujiko didn't tell me that!" Eiji gave an accussing glare, and crossed his arms, promptly turning his back on the tensai.
"Well, where do you want to go Kikumaru?"
The red head thought for a couple of seconds. Who had he played that he actually liked enough to stay around? Gakuto was definitely a no. The two from Jyousei Shounen still scared him...oh! "Akazawa-kun was ni--"
"NO!"
Oishi and Fuji shared an akward look at the synchronized answer that brought huge tears to the acrobat's eyes, "But...but...Fujiko...Oishi...how come? Everyone else is scary!"
Oishi began to sweat, trying to think up an answer besides the fact he just didn't like Akazawa. Fuji was kind enough-so he thought- to save him from the question, by pointing out that Akazawa was from St. Rudolph, and would more than likely tell Mizuki. Eiji continued to pout, "How do you know Kisarazu-san won't tell his brother and Mizuki-kun won't find out that way?"
"Because I know Saeki-kun won't let him." Fuji's definite tone and smile told Eiji not to argue.
"Then I want to go with Oishi," The red head declared, crossing his arms once more as not to be denied again. Eyes fell on Oishi, who promptly shrunk back a little, "Er...let's...figure everyone else out first. I'm fine wherever."
"I think," Fuji drawled, starting to smile his all-knowing smile, "We should be worried about Tezuka-buchou." The reply earned a glare from Tezuka, and a murmer of agreement from the rest of the team.
"Indeed. Atobe-san and Sanada-san would be certain to argue over him. And it would only make sense to give him to one of the captains...Tachibana-san, perhaps?"
"Sanada-san's not the ca--"
"Tachibana-san's fine." Tezuka cut Eiji off, giving him a silencing look.
"Then we'll stay in Rikkai Dai." Everyone looked at Oishi, and Eiji gave him a horrified look, "I'll stay with Sanada-san. And Eiji can stay with Yukimura-san."
"What about Kirihara-kun?" Eiji whined, trying to get out of staying at the hard training school. Oishi just shook his head, "Kirihara-kun won't do anything as long as Yukimura-san and Sanada-san are in command of the team. Would you prefer to go to Jyosei Shounen?" Eiji shook his head with wide eyes that his partner would even consider making him go there.
"I'll be going there as well." Everyone looked at Inui, a bit doubtingly. He defended his answer calmly, "Renji-kun is in Rikkai Dai. He's the only person that I know that has what I need to make this reversal drink."
"What about me?" Momo and Kaido shouted in unision, causing the two to glare across their sempais at each other.
"I vote Kaido-sempai stays with Kamio-kun." All eyes turned on the, now...somewhat awake, Ryoma. They all stared at him, before they started laughing, andMomo again begin teasing Kaido.Tezuka could only shake his head, as Kaido launched himself at Momo, and the rest of the regulars broke down into another fit of giggles.
"Neh, Inui-sempai, who am I staying with?" Ryoma looked over at the data player, and everything went quiet; all eyes falling on said player. Ryoma was about as important as Tezuka; he needed someone safe to stay with. Not that they could think of anyone who wouldn't possibly strangle the arrogant rookie...maybe Sanada, but it was already clear that Oishi would stay with him. Inui grinned, and everyone shrank back, save Tezuka and Fuji. Even Ryoma flinched.
"You, Echizen, will be staying with Ibu-kun."
The rookie visibly twitched, as Eiji latched onto him, clinging to him, "Nyah! It's perfect for ochibi-chan!"
"That leaves you, Momoshiro," Inui turned to him, seeing Kaido still wrestling with him. He gave Tezuka a small look, and gave a small nod. The captain rolled his eyes, barking at the two in question, "Both of you, that's enough! The minute we're back in our bodies, 30 laps each! If I hear shout out of either of you, I'll raise it!" The two cringed and quickly seperated.
"Saa, Inui." Everyone turned to Fuji, who pointed at a still unconscious Kawamura, "Taka-san doesn't have anyone, yet."
"Kawamura-sempai isn't even up yet," Ryoma retorted, going over to a bag and digging a tennis racquet out. Everyone smartly backed away as Ryoma begin to prod the fainted player, and slipped the racquet into his hand. At first, nothing happened and everyone let out a breath of relief.
"I suppose it would only make sense to put him with Akutsu--"
"GREAT-O!"
The sudden outburst caused Eiji to squeak and dive behind Oishi, while Momo and Kaido quickly made distance from the powerhouse player. Inui stared for a moment, before taking notes and muttering to himself, "So...Taka-san has always had a dual personality..."
Eiji snorted somewhat, "Are you sure you don't want to stay with Ibu-kun, Inui? AndAkutsu-san isn't even in tennis any--ow!" He rubbed his head where Fuji had flicked him, glaring at the smile as said tensai strolled up behind Kawamura and took the racquet away, "That's enough, Taka-san. And don't even think about fainting again." He immediately calmed down, and whimpered, but listened to his friend's warning. Fuji smiled and resumed his seat next to Tezuka.
"So," Inui nodded, "It's decided--"
"OI! What about me?" Everyone turned on Momo, who looked hurt at being forgotten.
"I'm putting you with Sengoku-san." Momo's jaw dropped, and he looked completely horrified, "YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME WITH THE WOMANIZING FREAK!" He quickly covered his mouth when his captain barked another thirty lapsat him, as everyone else started laughing.
"Actually, I can. I want you to stay with Taka. Everyone's with someone--"
"--Fujiko isn't!" Eiji pointed out, giving the smiling tensai a pout.
"I'm special." He kept smiling.
"That's not fair!" The red head whined.
"That's enough Kikumaru." His captain hissed.
"But, buchou--"
"What is going on in there?" They all froze, looking at each other with wide eyes, as they recognized the voice of their coach. She was going to kill them.
TBC...
Wewt. Enjoyed? How will Ryuzaki-sensei handle this one?