Uh...There is some language in this chapter, but I tried to block out a few of the. But it's nothing THAT major...And also, I'm VERY bad with cars...so sorry about that...

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Midgar, Seveth Heaven 3 pm.

Yuffie couldn't believe it; it took her only a few seconds to realize what she had just done. Her life as she knew it could be turned upside down. She didn't even write her will yet! Who would get all her stuff? Hm...nah, she'd just take it with her if she ever died. Yuffie looked over to Reno who seemed to be enjoying the torments he could cause her while being in the same car with her. Too late to back down now. She'd just have to go with it. And if she did make it out alive, she'd have some bragging rights.

"Well, brat, let's get started." Reno said smirking. This was going to be a piece of cake.

"What am I getting myself into?" The two both thought in their heads at the same time.

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Meanwhile somewhere in Rocketown...

Cid couldn't believe it. His airship was being saved by...Shera. The least person he'd expect it to happen to. holy crap.

"no way...that's just plain weird..." Nanaki agreed seeing Cid's expression when they heard the news.

"I agree with you on that." Tifa That was jsut unbelievable.

"Wow. That useless moron can actually be helpful!"

Apparently, Shera had been on board, saw that the pilot wasn't Cid and knock her out with one of her many tools. The thief also turned out be a maniac in the psycho ward who escaped..

"So, let's get back and see ho the brat's driving lessons are going...I know Cloud has something planned..." Cid said getting onto his airship.

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Midgar, Seventh Heaven 3:05 pm

"Reno and Yuffie. The two names that should never have been together, are together..." Vincent said smiling evilly. "This is...GREAT!"

"Are they dating?"

"..." Rude shot Cait Sith a rather strange glance at this, he had decide to stay back and watch all of this taking place.

"Ok, maybe not..." Cait Sith said.

"Reeve, why don't you just...get out of that useless mechanical thing and actually come over?"

"Because, I find it amusing to annoy you guys with my so call 'useless mechanical thing', besides, I've got to broadcast this to Shinra and if Rufus agrees, national television"

"I like the way you think, Reeve..." Cloud said smiling, Cloud then took something that did look a lot like an i pod, but with more buttons on it and started waving it around.

"Do we even want to know?" Vincent asked.

"Yes. I know, Vincent here will LOVE it." Cloud said. "This is simply a remote to the car. It controls everything...well almost..."

"So what does it do?"

"It just...controls the doors, locks, radio and uh...uh...erm...I'M STILL WORKING ON IT!" Cloud snapped.

"I'm sure the audience will love it." Cait Sith said. "Wow, I sound like Scarlet already...Before I know it, I'll be laughing Kyha ha all the time..."

"Alright, then let's do it. one thosand gil the Turk is going to crack first." Vincent said smiling.

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Midgar, Garage 3:15 pm

"Alright, kid, where's the car?" Reno asked as the two walked to the back of the garage where sure enough, was Barret's third prized possession of a nice black sports car. It was more of a display than anything, Barret would often just sit in the car and blaze up his stereo system like there's no tomorrow then go out and admire it for a few more...hours.

"Stop calling me kid, Turk-ey!" Yuffie said annoyed already.

"That's your car!" Reno said, shocked. "Did you steal it?" He had always wanted to get that car...the last model. There was two, and Rufus had the other one when he was a VP. Even with all of Reno's connections and gil, he couldn't persuade the maker to build a new one. Not that the maker was alive, thank to blowing up sector seven earlier...Reno had in fact, tried stealing it from Rufus once, instead, destroying the whole car in general...So there was and is only one model.

"Nah, it's Barrets's. And no way would I EVER steal piece of crap like this." Yuffie explained as she got into the driver's seat. Reno took another sip of his beer.

"Piece of crap? There's only two of these things made and one of them is right here!"

"You have NO idea..." Yuffie muttered. "It's an incomplete model. Maker died, thank to some idiot blowing up sector seven."

"You going to open the door?" Reno asked putting his arm on the top of the doors.

"Uh...which button is it?" Yuffie said looking at all of the controls, there was a steering wheel, and around 50 other colorful buttons... "oh! This one is SO pretty! Looks just like a nice shiny green Materia!" Yuffie said as she pressed it. The door sure opened all right, right into Reno's face that is...with a thud.

"WHAT THE HELL!" Reno cussed as the door opened on his face. Yuffie suppressed a laugh.

"Wrong button!" Yuffie said waving it off as Reno went into the car rubbing his forehead in which the doors had hit it. She had better not done that on purpose...

"Ok. Let's go..." Reno said trying to find his seat belt. Reno searched his whole seat and found out that there was no seat belt after all... "Where the hell is the seat belt!"

"Well, you see...When Barret got this car, he couldn't afford some stuff. One of them just happened to be seat belts." Yuffie explained as Reno slapped his forehead.

I'm going to die...I'm going to die in this car with this crazy ninja... Reno thought hopelessly, Reno looked around to see if there was anything else that could keep him in seat. Usually, Reno could seriously care less about safety in a car, but in this case, he just had to care... Reno finally found the over bar hanger. That'll have to do for now.

"Ok, Turkey! What am I supposed to do!" Yuffie whined.

"What's the fist thing you need to do..." Reno began clutching onto the hanger harder.

"Um…" Yuffie said looking everywhere. "Well, Usually Cloud just hops on and steps on the pedal..." Yuffie observed form all of her years of traveling with Cloud and friends.

"YOU DON'T KNOW?" the redhead yelled. "That's it! This isn't worth my life!"

"Get back in here, You darn Turkey!"

"Only if you stop calling me that..."

"Whatever, Turkey."

"I'll really be leaving!" Reno said opening the door, in which case didn't open. "What the freak is wrong with the doors! It's LOCKED!"

"WHAT! ARE YOU SERIOUS!" Yuffie screamed fumbling for the door and trying to open it. It was and indeed, locked. And she'd be locked in this car, with a certain annoying Turkey...oh joy. Leviathan sure did love to torture her. Reno on the other hand was cussing and fumbling with the lock trying to get out. In all his Turk training, he should've known how to pick a lock, but this particular one just didn't work...Reno then tried punching the door down, which also didn't work. That was Rude's thing anyways.

"Are we stuck in here!" Yuffie whined. "I don't' want to be stuck in here with you! Gosh! I should've never asked for driving lessons or anything!"

"Trust me kid, if this is the beginning, I seriously wonder how it's going to end..." Reno muttered. "Being stuck with you is not treat either."

"So what are we supposed to do now?" Yuffie asked innocently.

"Well, usually to pass time by, me and the Turks just go drinking, but we only have one beer bottle at the moment." Reno said holding up his bottle. "And you're too young to drink. Therefore, I think it's time for a lecture." Reno smirked as Yuffie groaned. "We can drive to the car dealership and get this door fixed, ok?"

"Whatever."

"Onto a lovely lecture...First off, DO NOT drink and drive." Reno said taking in another sip of his beer. "And don't' get in a car with a drunk person." He added.

"But you're drinking..." Yuffie pointed out.

"So what?" Reno said shrugging.

"You said not to get in a car with a drunk person or drink and drive!"

"Well, I'll be an exception then."

"...I don't' feel safe..."

"Whatever. That's the first and main rule. Next, don't' kill anyone on the road, because that'd be very bad, unless it was some Turk assignation attempt to cover up. Then that's ok." Reno continued.

"..." Yuffie was speechless, this was so...pointless.

"You should be taking notes."

"I'll make some mental notes." Yuffie replied though clenched teeth.

"Alright. If you have motion sickness, don't read, drive, eat, or do anything when you're in the car but feel sorry for yourself. If you see a cat on the road, then don't run over it if you like it, otherwise, by all means, go ahead. And defiantly, no polluting the lovely planet in any way! Pick up all your trash and don't pollute the air with stuff along with the water." Reno added the last line with a hint of sarcasm as he threw out his trash onto the road.

"You're such a hypocrite."

"I told you already, I'm an exception."

"CAN I JSUT DRIVE NOW!" Yuffie snapped getting frustrated.

"Do whatever. But another lesson is listen to people who are older than you and be patient. It helps with the learning environment and won't make you such an annoying obnoxious loud conceded know it all brat."

"I'M NOT An ANNOYING OBNOXIOUS LOUD CONEDED KNOW IT ALL BRAT!."

"Of course you aren't." Reno said sarcastically rolling his eyes as Yuffie continued to say that she wasn't an annoying obnoxious loud conceded know it all brat. How in the world did Spike and people ever stand to bear her? Reno did have to give them some credit.

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Midgar, Garage 20 minutes later...

"...and that is why I'm not an annoying, obnoxious, loud, conceded, know it all brat! AND--"

"FOR THE LOVE OF...WHATEVER! Just shut up! "Reno yelled. He had faced worse situations than this, but for some reason, this was the worst. "JUST DRIVE THE D-MN CAR!"

"THANK YOU!" Yuffie yelled as she took out the keys. "Uh..." Yuffie said fumbling with all of the keys. There must have been around twenty of then in there

"You forgot the keys!" Reno said unbelievably. "Give me that." Reno said as he grabbed the whole key thing from Yuffie. Reno picked a random one as he leaned over in the car and put it in the ignition, nope. Not that one. Why didn't they just hotwire the car?

Ten minutes later...

"AH HA! It's THIS one!" Yuffie said as Reno glared at the car broadly. Thirty minutes to find one darn key.

"Just great. Let's go." Reno said.

Still at the Garage...Twenty minutes later...

Reno saw Yuffie being terrified in the car, ok so his idea of just going in and telling her what to do for the pay wasn't really worth it after all...he'd have better ideas...Oh, this could be fun, even better than teasing Elena even...They had been sitting in the car for a good two minutes already.

Yuffie whimpered as she realized that the car was going to move. She had both hands and knuckles turn white in the process clutching onto the wheel.

"Ok, now, all you have to do if put that thing on Reverse." Reno said pointing to the transmission. "Of course you wouldn't want to put it on neutral, or this car would go downhill and you'd crash it into that wall. And defiantly not For--" Reno couldn't even finish his entrance as Yuffie put it on forward already as she crashed into the garage wall due to her impatience.

"-ward...or that is what will happen." Reno finished. "Consider this a lesson."

"I'm sorry!" Yuffie squeaked as she fumbled to the keys again. Reno thought it'd be funny if he gave her a lecture right now.

"Hold it. "Reno said as he threw his beer can out the window. "Do you have any beer here?"

"...Reno...In case you hadn't realized, we're LOCK IN THE DAMN CAR!" Yuffie yelled.

"Alright! wow, don't get mad all over it! where was I? Oh yes! I forgot to mention half of the rules that I forgot to mention earlier! Aren't you happy you get to know?" Reno said acting as if Yuffie was a little kid.

"Can we go now?" Yuffie asked pounding her head onto the wheel.

"Adjust the Mirror and chair to your liking. Now, check the seat so that you're comfortable and can reach the wheel, usually some VERY experienced driver would wear a helmet, elbow and knee pads just in case..."

"Now, originally we would check for seatbelts, but in this case we don't. But don't drive without them, except this one time only! Then we have to check if we have some kind of booze in the back. Also, a permit when we get pulled over or something like that.

"Why not if?" Yuffie said.

"Don't' question me!" Reno replied. "Ok, mirrors, car, tires, airbags, lunch, money, food, check, check and check, now do you know what to do if there is an accident? You call 911 if you're still alive, otherwise, you're doomed. Now, if you get stranded in the middle of the road and the battery runs out with no gas, then you'll have to hitchhike or ask someone for help, if no one will help you, then make them. Also check so that there's no bombs weapons, convicts, ex girlfriends who are very revengeful or any psychopaths in the back."

A few more moments pass as Reno was literally boring himself and Yuffie with the endless possibilities and what to do in case something happened, all the stuff they needed and such. Yuffie was clearly getting annoyed easily and Reno was enjoying seeing her this annoyed. Yuffie thought it'd be great if she pulled the transmission down again and just drive out of the place. Yuffie reached for the transmission, but Reno pushed her hand away.

"No, not now, kid." Reno said grinning widely.

"Oh for the love of Leviathan! I'm going to move the car!" Yuffie said pulling the transmission onto Reverse.

"Wait a minute! I wasn't finished lecturing!" Reno protested, too late, Yuffie had stepped on the pedal as it collided with the garage door.

"You might want to open the garage door first." Reno pointed out.

"SHUT UP! I'M DRIVING!"

"Actually, you're not..."

Yuffie then frustrated, just started ramming the door with the car while Reno was yelling about ruining the whole place. The girl was and is mad!

"Or you could just do that..." Reno said as they where out onto the driveway looking at the once white and normal garage door.

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Wow, I turned a five page one shot driving lesson into a four chapter story going on 8! Ok, know it's kind of long and has a few typos on it...but sorry about that! I'll fix that! Also, my comptuer and FFN on my compuer is generally busted...the page is just blank, so I had to go through so much refreashing just to get to the page! So sorry for the slow updates and replies on the Fourms! Thanks for reading and everything, I'm amazed this many people have read it and such. But Thank you so much, and I really really mean it! Thanks! Please Review?