Midgar, Shinra HQ
It was another one of those days for Rufus Shinra. Just another pointless and totally stressful day. Rebuilding Shinra again and regaining it's former glory did take a lot more work then expected, not to mention dealing with idiotic co workers here and there. Too bad Ky ha ha and Gha ha ha where still her however...At least that mad second rate scientist was gone...Rufus glanced at all of the paper work that was currently on his desk and sighed, he should get started on that soon...signing the checks and stuff. Rufus's PHS then rang as Rufus picked it up, the number clearly said that it was Reeve, one of the few people that would have his number.
"What do you want?" Rufus asked in a monotone.
"You HAVE to see this, I'm sending it to your computer right now." Reeve said laughing hysterically, Rufus wondered if Reeve was still sane most of all however. "National television, it could being in a few bucks."
"Do I even want to know? This isn't one of those stupid Experiments or Tree Hugger things, is it?"
"Of course not. Open the file." Reeve instructed as Rufus walked over to his laptop and opened up the file, Rufus watched the first few minutes of it as he started laughing hysterically. Perhaps this could be a lot of a better day...and make a fortune.
"Reeve, you are a genius...I'm going to give you a raise..." Rufus said still staring at the broadcast of Yuffie and Reno. Perfect. Blackmail.
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Midgar 4:10 pm.
"Seriously, brat. Speed it up. My grandma can driver faster than this!" Reno snapped getting bored at Yuffie going 10 MPH.
"How do I turn?"
"Just turn...and you just missed the exit to go to the shop...Does this thing have a GPS system?"
"No. Because stupid AVLANCHE, except for me, destroyed the Shinra building so they couldn't finish making this piece of crap!"
"Well then they're idiots. See that stick thingy sticking out? Just push on that a light will come on..."
Yuffie did so as the air conditioning started going on. "I didn't turn on the AC..."
"Well I didn't either! It's cold enough outside!"
"...Is this car...HAUNTED!"
"Hell no. That stuff isn't real." Reno said half heatedly. "...is it?"
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"I'm getting bored..." Cait Sith said as The rest of AVLANCHE burst into the room looking breathless and no one wanting to miss the driving lessons.
"The airship..." Tifa began.
"Was saved by that good for nothing Shera!" Cid said. "I've not activated an alarm on the airship!"
"You mean we never had one before?" Nanaki said shocked, that'd explain how his hairpins got stolen...
"Well uh...never mind! What are you doing?" Cid said changing the subject and seeing everyone's reactions.
"Reno is teaching Yuffie how to drive." Cait Sith began.
"And it's on TV." Vincent added.
"And I'm toggling with the Car's controls, but it's so boring now...Watching Reno talking in his sleep about beer and Yuffie clutching on for dear life isn't going all that well..." Cloud said disappointed.
"Then just spice thing su p a little!" Tifa suggested smiling.
"We've tried almost everything..." Cloud complained.
"...road kill..." Vincent said smiling. "It always works."
"We need something to be the bait. Volunteers?" Rude asked getting amused of seeing Reno and Yuffie like this. All eyes turned onto Cait Stih at this.
"Uh...Why is everyone looking at me like that?"
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Yuffie was seriously wondering what in the world Reno did in his spare time. All of the random stuff that Reno was talking about didn't even...make sense. Something about a Moggle, then beer, a chocobo, beer, Shinra, beer, some hot girls, beer, Turks, beer. What in the world? Was he THAT addicted to beer? Yuffie seriously didn't feel safe, but what could she do? Someone had locked the doors after all...
"Reno...Wake up...I might need some help...soon..." Yuffie squeaked as Reno continued snoring. A horn then honked at Yuffie who jumped in surprise along with Reno, who along the way, hit his head on the top of the roof.
"OW! Gosh, you're going at 15, wait, going on TEN MPH! SPEED IT UP!" Reno yelled going back to his normal self.
"I can't! I'm SCARED!" Yuffie whined as another car honked by them. Reno rolled his eyes in the frustration as Yuffie continued to glance at the road.
"Speed it up...or all of your Materia will disappear..." Reno threaten half heartedly.
"WHAT! NO WAY!" Yuffie said stepping onto the pedal. She went from 10 MPH to an instant 125.
"Finally!" Reno said, seeing a Chocobo in the middle of the road, which was really strange in midgar, Reno yelled, "CHOCOBO AT 12 OCLOCK!"
"But it's...like four!" Yuffie pointed out as she looked up to see a chocobo. "OMG! IT'S A CHOCOBOCO! WHAT AM I SUPOSED TO DO!"
"I don't know, but don't' run it over!" Reno said as the chocobo theme began playing form the stereo. "What the hell?"
"...Barret listens to this crap?" Yuffie said rolling her eyes as Reno instantly turned off the stereo.
"Turn right!"
"But I'll run into that fire hydrant!"
"Just do it! Or kill the chocobo!"
"Ok ok ok!" Yuffie said as she turned right and crashed into the fire hydrant. The chocobo then hopped happily across the place as Yuffie saw Chocobo Bill chasing after the thing. The fire hydrant was now pouring water at them. Great. Just great.
"I can't see anything..." Yuffie said stepping onto the pedal again as they moved away from the fire hydrant.
"Very useful to use for running away and distractions...Not to mention if you need a car wash..." Reno said.
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"Something in the road..." Yuffie added. "Something tells me we're not in Midgar anymore..."
"We still are in Midgar...kindda...Remember my road kill rule I gave you earlier? If you don't like the thing, then just simply run it over, it'll be amusing..." Reno added laughing.
"...that' just animal cruelty!" Yuffie snapped as she remembered al of her cats in her basement...she had forgotten to tell Godo to feed them...oops...
As they near the object, Yuffie came to realize it was...Cait Sith. What in the world was that mad cat doing in the middle of the road! How many random things can she just run into in on day! Seriously! Yuffie then remembered Reno's road kill rule as she didn't even bother to stop. It was mean, but it was...right.
Reno was laughing on the other hand next to Yuffie who had a small evil smile forming. There was a thud, as Yuffie looked down and sighed. She just had to do that. Sorry, but that mechanical maniac was an embarrassment to the world...Yuffie then looked up as she saw no other than Cait sith with his face smiling and waving on the window.
"Hey guys! Hows' it going?" Cait Sith said. "Let me sing you a song! Or I will tell your fortune!"
"HOLY SH-T! THERE"S SOMETHING ALIVE ON THE WINDOW!" Yuffie screamed breaking as she threw Cait Sith back, Cait Sith then went up to the window as Reno bent over and use the window washer thing making Caith Sith slide off of the window slowly while dodging the things.
"Hey...isn't that Reeve's mechanical toy?" Reno said staring at the cat that was avoiding the window washers, finally, Cait Sith got thrown into a pile of bricks randomly. "Ouch..."
"I still remember your roadkill rule, and I never liked that thing anyways..." Yuffie said shrugging as she continued to move on. Suddenly, a random cat burst onto the window and shouted, "HI! I'M CAIT SITH #3! NICE TO MEET YOU!"
Yep. Cait Sith was back.
"NO! THE THING NEVER DIES!" Yuffie moaned whacking her head in realization, it was just like at the temple of the ancients...Window washers...which lever was it, now?
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Cait Sith was now in the car with Yuffie and Reno, after having some issues of trying to get in. Yuffie did have to admit though, the thing was cute, just highly annoying. Reno on the hand was joking around by saying how he could make a meal out of Cait Sith if he was ever desparate...
"So, what ARE you doing out here?" Reno asked.
"Just visiting the country!" Cait Sith said.
"But...it's Midgar?"
"So what!"
"How come you never die?" Yuffie volunteered.
"...Reeve designed me to be highly indestructible..."
"Crap. We should have never taken Reeve drinking..." Reno said remembering that he and Rude had taken Reeve on a dare to go to the bar, and boy...he was just...not Reeve. It was...scary actually. "Seriously, never give that guy a whole bottle of Vodka...Doubt he remembers it though, so it's all good..."
"Don't' even want to know." Yuffie snapped focusing intently on the road.
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"Uh...Yuffie? You kind of SUCK at driving." Cait Sith laughing.
"WHAT WAS THAT!" Yuffie yelled breaking and turned around and started at Cait Sith.
"Uh...I mean...you're the BEST driver EVER!" Cait Sith said worrying for his life.
"Really! Thanks!"
"Yeah, just give her another unneeded ego boost..." Reno muttered. "Worst and most annoying driver ever..."
"Reno! Idiot!" Yuffie said glaring at Reno trying to make him apologize, but it didn't work.
"Alright pest. Just push the pedal down...really hard. " Reno ordered as Yuffie did so, the car then jerked from 15 MPH to 185 MPH.
"HOLY MOTHER F-----" Reno yelled, even he wasn't prepared for that. Yuffie too was screaming while driving and closing her eyes.
"KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN KID!" Reno yelled.
"IT'S TOO FAST!" Cait Sith said flying around in the back seat.
"GET YOUR FOOT OFF OF THE PEDAL!"
"AM I SUPOSED TO GO LEFT?"
"RIGHT!"
Yuffie did so, and the car slowly came to a crash after spinning around. Yuffie had crashed it headfirst into a nearby alleyway trash can. The car was now dented in the front, side, and had a few sandwich marks all over it from somewhere along with a banana peel. Reno and Yuffie both took in a few deep breaths as Cait Sith finally came to a stop from the bouncing around in the back.
"I said go left! You would've ran into a bush!" Reno complained. "You just are so...UGH!"
"You said right!" Yuffie countered. "JERK!" Boy, Barret was going to kill her now...The car...wasn't even really a car looking anymore.
"I said right to left!"
"no you said right to left right?" Yuffie said.
"OK! My head hurts, Shut up!" Reno growled as he prepared for Yuffie to step on the pedal again and get them out of here. "But if you don't speed up in the next five seconds...
"What now?" Cait Sith asked. "Wow...I think Cait Sith number 4 is going to born soon if this keeps up."
Another idea came into Reno's head as Reno smirked. This had work rather well when Elena and Tseng where endlessly flirting in the car with Reno in the back...It got them off track and two, it totally damaged Tseng's car. Two for one...
"Yuffie, did I ever tell you that I get motion sickness?"
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Ok, two more chapters and this fic will be done! whoo hoo! Scarlette and Heidegger, no said they where dead or anything, and I couldn't think so blah! Thanks for all of the adds and reviews once again! Totally appreciate it and everything! This story is being updated weekly by the way...And same rules apply of me and my typos...is it still readable though? Hehe well thanks for the reviews and everything! And let me know your opinions! Also, this isn't a Reffie...As much as I love the couple.