Kane and Richards go to Ontario Place!
Richards: As many of you know, the WWE has taken over Ontario place, however we are going more than just taking over… we are taking control! You read right here people. My good friend Kane and I are here to give ourselves the grand tour… after all we weren't part of the autograph session. Not to mention we couldn't participate in any of the games… right Kane?
Kane: Yeah… well… it's not my fault they make the paddleboats so damn small! I swear I was able to fit in one of those a while ago!
Richards: How long has it been since you were in a paddleboat Kane?
(Kane thinks about it for a moment)
Kane: Well… I remember when I was 14….
Richards: Mystery solved. Any who after breaking most of the boats due to peddling too hard, we were told to give the fans a quick tour of Ontario place. So Kane and I will do just that! We will be testing most of the ride… some we cannot go one since we are too big for them.
Kane: Yeah that mini version of the drop zone really hurt. Why did they make it so small?
Richards: It's for kids Kane… Not for 7 footers… besides your feet didn't go off the ground.
Kane: I said it hurt didn't I? I learned that the hard way. Anyway, we will be going on the rides that we can fit on. Not to mention there's a water park farther ahead so we can cool off after all that work.
Richards: I got my swimming trunks!
Kane: You better… and it better not be the other one you were thinking of wearing!
(Richards has an innocent look on his face with a grin)
Richards: Would I do that to you Kane? I mean really… wearing that in public?
(Kane smirks back)
Kane: Coming from a guy who dressed up as other wrestlers no matter how ridiculous you looked? Please! Well Let's go test out the rides we CAN go on, then we will go to splash works. Not to mention we have a special project we MUST do… top secrete and all.
Richards: Ah yes the top secrete mission, that we do Kane. Now then, let's get this show on the road… TO THE RIDES!
The Thrill Seeker Rides
Kane: Behind me is one of the rides dubbed as a "thrill seeker" for those who many not understand, our terms of thrill seeking is different from another's term. For example, resetting my video game system when I was mire points away from a high score of beating someone's ass would be a thrill seeking task for one person… another would see that as a death wish. Either way, both are considered a thrill. Richards is investigating the ride now… I was unable to go on… (Growls) low bridges… I curse apone thy! However Richards said he would inform me of the results. I on the other hand found a ride I could go on… The Super slide. Call me a sucker for the classics. A good slide is never dull. Not to mention these are a lot longer than some slides I have been on. Most of the ones I have been on is a short, and I get all of 3 inches of sliding before my feet hit the ground… not much fun at all. However I have found that this one was PERFECT! I slide all the way down and it took more than 3 seconds! Slides rule!
(Looks over the edge seeing Richards Cheering as the ride goes through) Well it seems Stevie has had some fun, let's go see how it is shall we?
(Richards comes up to Kane, slightly wet)
Richards: That was fun! Damn I didn't know you could get wet like that! Sweet!
Kane: Any parts that I would enjoy?
Richards: Oh there's lots, I think you can go on it Kane… just watch your head on certain angles.
(The look of curiosity got the better of Kane) Kane: I'll be right back
(Richards watches Kane get on the ride)
Richards: Ok, as Kane is doing that, let's go see some of the other places. I heard they have a maze with lasers and such, so perhaps we can check it out… or the mars Virtual system. However I have to wait first. I'm soaked! However we can wait for Kane, Let's watch him off to the side here!
(Richards looks over the edge seeing Kane on the ride near the middle, Kane gave him the thumbs up just as the ride starts. Richards returns the thumbs up)
Richards: I would recommend this ride for everyone; it's get and all in good fun. However if you are Kane's height I would suggest sitting where he is… in the middle so you know what's coming incase you have to duck.
(Sees the ride coming back near the other side, Kane's grinning at Richards)
Richards: By golly he survived it!
(Kane rejoins Richards.)
Kane: Dude… that was sweet!
Richards: I knew you would like it… how's your neck?
(Kane rubs his neck) "A little cramped… but nothing a good game wouldn't cure!"
Richards: Well they do have bumper boats near by; I think you can go on those Kane… you interested?
Kane: Stevie… any game that can fit me, I'm interested