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"...you're kidding..." Yuffie said staring at Reno.
No way was that stupid Turk supposed to get motion sickness, she was the one that was supposed to get it first, but no. That idiot just had to get it before her! Learning how to drive did take out the sickness in motion sickness...cool. Yuffie then let go of the wheel to face Reno after being beeped at numerous of times.
"MOVE IT YOU STUPID PEST!" A random person yelled as he ran past Yuffie.
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU---" Yuffie said but it was drowned out by cars going by them. Reno whistled in agreement with Yuffie.
"Both eyes and hands on the road and wheel, kid...urk." Reno faked while trying to be serious. Wow, this brat sure gullible. He thought.
"RENO! You're REALLY serious right?" Yuffie said freaking out and waving her hands around.
"No shit..." Reno replied glumly.
"Are you serious, Reno?" Cait Sith asked. "I never recalled you having motion sickness..."
A sharp look from Reno instantly shutted Caith Sith up.
"Oh yeah...it's like that one time when we where going to Costa Del Sol and then you had motion sickness..." Cait Sith made up to go with the cover.
"Haha! Sucks for you!" Yuffie laughed.
"Well you do too...And watch where you're going before we're all going die..." Cait Sith pointed out.
"OUT! I can't drive with you in the car!" Yuffie said as She literally threw Caith Sith out the window...while they stopped for a while.
"Reno! I'm telling Rufus to dock your paycheck! And Yuffie...I HAVE BLACKMAIL! FEAR ME!" Cait Sith said doing a sad face as Yuffie and Reno ignored him and drove off.
Oh well... Caith Sith thought. He had the tape and everything after all...Now, all he had to do was get back to Seventh Heaven...this wouldn't be a problem. Cait Sith then looked down teh road as he sprinted to Midgar.
"AH! WHAT AM I SUPOSED TO DO?" Yuffie freaked out letting go of the wheel. again. No wait! She was supposed to hold onto the wheel! Yuffie immediately steered the wheel with her knee as her hands began fumbling for something... anything...
"I dunno...but I'm not feeling so good..."
"RENO! PLEASE DON'T! THIS ISN'T EVEN MY CAR!" Yuffie shouted as she did a sharp turn on the curb that shouldn't be attempted if you just learned how to drive.
"Hurry up or this car isn't going to be car anymore..."
"RENO! HOLD IT! HERE! I'll give you my TRANQUILLIZERS!" Yuffie said digging into her purse.
"Nope. Not going to work..."
"OK! I'll uh...THROW YOU OUT OF THE CAR!" Yuffie threatened.
"The doors are lock, stupid."
"Just...I'll speed it up and then UGH!" Yuffie groaned in misery as she started digging through her purse again.
"HOLY SHIT!" Reno shouted. as he realized no one was driving the car. Reno then leaned over to steer the wheel in the right direction. This was worst then that one joyride episode.
"OK! I got it!" Yuffie said regaining the wheel again as she handed Reno a tranquillizer in which he had no use for. Yuffie then glance back at the road and got more comfortable in her seat.
"Wow, jee thanks..." Reno said scasticlly. "Do you realize the roads are kind of icy by the way? switch the gear."
"What gear?" Yuffie asked, she really didn't notice all of this snow until now..."AHHHH!" Yuffie yelled as she crashed into a mailbox, which ended up crashing into a tree followed by a whole mountain of...snow.
"RENO!" Yuffie shrieked crying hysterically now as Reno began laughing like crazy.
"You actually...fell...for that..." Reno said clutching his stomach from laughing so hard. Yuffie stared open mouthed at Reno.
That...stupid...evil...No, she wouldn't go on. She had a million torturous nicknames to call Reno, but she would not stoop to that level unless it was nessecary...and in this case it was.
"YOU ----!" Yuffie screamed a line of names and curses that would have made Cid and Barret blush. Hanging around Cid really had it's good points when it comes to insults. Yuffie then continued whacking Reno repeatedly with her fist as Reno laughed even harder.
"Wow! I never knew you had it in you, squirt!" Reno said laughing. "But I can do better when it comes to those cussing contests...You're pretty good though."
"SHUT UP!" Yuffie whined "WE'RE STUCK IN A MOND OF SNOW IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED!" Yuffie shrieked. "AND YOU. You made me RUIN THE CAR! YOU A SUCH A---""Don't worry, I've heard it all." Reno said regaining to his normal self, gosh, her voice was the most annoying high pitched thing ever... The AC came on again. All that could be heard was Yuffie's frustrated breathing and Reno trying to compress his laughter.
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT WE'RE STUCK IN THIS STUPID HAUNTED CAR WITH A MIND OF IT'S OWN IN THE SNOW WITH YOU!" Yuffie continued.
"Yeah! like I wanted this to happen!" Reno said. "This is the worst punishment ever, whatever the heck did I do to deserve this!"
"YOU? WHAT ABOUT ME? What did I do to deserve THIS?" Yuffie whined. "I'm a good person!"
"Yeah right..." Reno muttered under his breath, good thing Yuffie didn't hear him as she continued rambling. "Just turn off the AC already."
Yuffie then took off her shoe as she banged it onto the AC along with the stereo system, destroying it rather badly...
"Wow, I never knew you had it in you, kiddo..."
"YES! I've ALWAYS wanted to do that! The stereo system is finally down!"
"Give me your fire materia."
"What? No way!" Yuffie said grabbing the fire materia out of her pocket and clutching onto it.
"We're going to melt the snow...and I'm going to drive out of here...because, I've had it with this whole damn trip." Reno said holding his hand out as Yuffie rolled her eyes.
"Oh yeah, and if you put gas and oil and fire together, there will be some kind of explosion, really cool actually and useful if you're on mission, by the way."
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Tseng walked into Rufus's office to deliver the reports on the Turk's latest mission. Nothing too new or anything...Tseng then went forward as he raised an eyebrow in confusion when he saw Rufus staring and laughing hysterically at a TV screen in front of his desk. He had never seen Rufus laugh that way before, it wasn't his usual cold laugh he did, but rather it was like...a real laugh. Tseng didn't even want to know...
"Sir, I have the reports done." Tseng said as Rufus sprang from his seat and covered the TV while catching occasional glances at it.
"Oh, it's you, Tseng...Alright, thank you...Just leave it on the desk." Rufus said still covering the screen.
"Sir, what are you watching?" Elena asked as she too came into the room following Tseng. "Are you watching a very naughty television show?"
"...Elena..." Tseng said whacking his head.
"Why how did you ever guess?" Rufus said sarcastically.
Rufus looked a bit flustered as he uncovered the TV to see no other than a Wutaian girl and Reno in the car together. "I've always wanted to see Reno annoyed...and he is right now... It's funny. Alright?"
"Uh...What?" Elena asked tilting her head in confusion.
"Reeve and Rude told me about it. Reno and that one Ninja girl are being broadcasted from those AVALANCHE--plus Reeve and Rude--as a blackmail plan. Reeve then told me about it, and well, it could boost our popularity even more and earn a few grand...I'm beginning to wonder why we hired Reno."
"That's what I'm still trying to figure out..." Tseng said. "Are they...in a car...together?"
"Another one of those romance flicks?" Elena asked. "I always knew something was up with those two since the Wutai incident."
"No. Like I said before, AVLANCHE is playing some tricks on them and well Reno is trying to teach Yuffie how to drive." Rufus explained. "I have the security upstairs filming this for future blackmail in any case."
"I like the way you think." Tseng agreed smiling as he and Elena pulled a seat over and watched it on Rufus's TV.
Five minutes later...
"What are you watching?" Scarlet asked as she too, went into Rufus's office to deliver the report.
Four minutes later...
Heidegger also walked into Rufus's office complaining, "My TV broke..."
Six minutes later
"I'm watching two animals being stuck in a horrible environment, however stupid that moron can be, I find this highly amusing..." Hojo said also joining the group.
Ten minutes later
Rufus didn't even know he could fit this many people in his office too and hearing Scarlet and Heidegger's laugh was annoying him to no end. The whole entire Shinra building seemed to be crowding around Rufus's office transfixed in the show of Reno and Yuffie trying to murder each other and complaining. The best show ever.
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"Erm...Hello...Officer..." Yuffie said smiling weakly at the police officer behind her as both of them pulled over.
"Do you have any idea how many MPH you where going at?" A female blonde police officer asked coming up to Yuffie's window.
"Uh...No, not really..." Yuffie lied. "Was it that bad?"
The officer was caught starting at Reno who winked back at her while Yuffie rolled her eyes.
"Can I see your license?" She asked.
"I don't need this! I'm the princess of Wutai! And I'm NOT going to tolerate this!" Yuffie snapped.
"No matter. I will need to see your license."
"Here, I'm currently teaching this little kid how to drive." Reno said holding out his Shinra identification card or license whatever it was.
"Are you driving under the influence? Good thing, you're letting her drive, Reno. I think I've seen you around before..." The police officer added.
"You probably have. I'm hard to miss." Reno said being himself. The police officer, in which looked like a mini version of Elena or Scarlet then took the license away to go and verify it in her car, before she left however, she asked Yuffie, "Is that your boyfriend?"
"WHAT! NO WAY IN hell! EW!" Yuffie shouted as Reno began laughing.
"Aw, c'mon, babe..." Reno began before Yuffie side smacked him on the head. "We have a love and hate relationship..." Reno explained occasionally as Yuffie whacked him on the head again.
"I'll be right back..." The officer said dreamily as she went back to her car to fix her hair and do makeup instead of doing her job.
"What the heck, Reno! Help me here!" Yuffie muttered. "I don't want to get a ticket!"
"I got this all under control, kiddo." Reno said as the officer came back.
"Listen here, I know that you want me, and I might want you too. And I'm single you're single. We're both extremely good looking..." Yuffie then snorted at that saying as Reno continued. "Therefore want to go out Friday night?" Reno thought up of randomly. IT was plainly obvious that he was perhaps drunk as Yuffie whacked her head.
The officer blushed and giggle at this. "Love too."
"Oh, by the way, do we get a ticket?"
"Why of course not! I'm sorry, I just mistaken your car for another one!" She said laughing while handing over Reno's license and her number.
"See you Friday." Reno said as the officer drove away.
"Ew...she's so fake...Reminds me a lot of Elena or that one female shooter Turks that looked like Elena...Or even a mini version of Scarlet..." Yuffie said.
"I'm not going to even go out with her, calm down. Judging by the way she handled things, I could tell she was desperate, so I used that against her, and now you don't' have a ticket or anything."
"Whatever, you should have let me and my reputation handle it...Flirting with HER? ew..."
"Are you jealous?" Reno asked, he knew he had hit a nerve.
"WHAT! ME? JEALOUS! OF YOU?" Yuffie scoffed. "HA! NEVER!"
"Right, kiddo, you keep telling yourself that..." Reno said rolling his eyes.
"What do they see in you anyways!"
"One sexy Turk with awesome eyes, one hott body with awesome skills."
"In otherwords, you're a man whore? A player? A pimp?"
"...No. I just think of myself as me."
"You haev one big ego...too big for your own good..."
"And you don't?"
"NO!"
"Ok, now, let's switch seats, because one, your driving sucks. Two, I feel like driving. Three, I feel like getting out of this car and we're going to go back to Seventh Heaven. And Lastly, you driving sucks."
"When we get out of this car, Reno. You're dead."
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