Bumper boats
Kane: And we are here live at bumper boats! I am going to be waiting my turn like everyone else, Stevie on the other hand managed to get in front of me… How come I always fall for it… 'Look behind you, McMahon is coming!' Second time I did in the past week. Anyway, the game here is almost done. Richards didn't seem to last too long, but that's ok… I'll show him how it's done!
(Richards comes out soaked)
Richards: Man… I lost!
Kane: Yes you did… now let a pro show you how it's done.
Richards: You have an unfair advantage. I mean you're a super heavyweight! You're perfectly balanced on that thing!
(Kane grins) Kane: That is why I am the pro! Watch and learn… watch and learn (Kane gets in and unfortunately has problems putting on the life jacket, however Kane comes up with an idea. He puts on life jacket on one arm, and another on the other arm like water wings)
Richards: Crafty isn't he? The rules state you must wear a life jacket… Kane is wearing one… not they way it's suppose to. But wearing one nonetheless! Let's see what the judges have to say!
(Looking over the lifeguards and game's operator look over Kane wondering if it was all right, given his size they agreed he was ok to ride the ride. He IS wearing a life jacket, therefore is still qualified. Kane hops onto one of the boats with a grin, the whistle is blow and Kane goes on a rampage!)
Richards: OH! Man, that teenager didn't have a chance, already knocked out of his boat by the whistle. Oh, there goes his friend… and the little sister. And look Kane rounding about… No… not the grandmother Kane! Ok I am joking about the grandmother. But Kane is picking these kids and adults off left and right! Eat your heart out Triple H, Cerebral assassin, try Hydro assassin! I'm surprised that thing is still floating, Kane's a big guy don't get me wrong. But still….
(Whistle blew and the game was over, Kane comes out after nearly having to rip off the life jacket, the marks on his arms left by the jacket were still visible.)
Kane: Man, I couldn't feel my arms, it cut the circulation off! They make those things too tight!
Richards: it's for your own safety man! Well since we are semi wet, how about we go on to the next set of rides… the water rides!
(Kane grins) Kane: I'll race you there! (Kane runs off)
Richards: I would never win against him anyway
WATER WORKS!
(Richards standing in his swimming trunks before Hydrofuge for those that don't know it's like one huge toilet bowl you spin around in it and drop out the bottom )
Richards: As you can see we have come to the Hydro part of the park. The water workers better known as to the Canadians and people here Soak City! Kane… I have no idea where he went off to….
Kane: RICHARDS!
(Richards looks up, Kane's on the Hydrofuge wearing his famous red and black swim shorts, jumping into the long tube)
Richards: Well I don't know how this ride is suppose to work….
Kane: CANNONBALL!
(Kane drops out of the long funnel soaking anyone around him… including Stevie. Kane comes out laughing at Stevie being soaked.)
Kane: OH MAN THAT'S SO SWEET!
(Richards turns and glares at Kane)
Richards: Always remember this Kane… Paybacks… Paybacks are a bi…!
(Kane gets out of the water and interrupts Richards)
Kane: Don't worry Richards you will get you chance, any who let's move on… let's go to the other rides… they look like fun! Come on Richards! We are going to go on the Pink and Purple twister. There are a few options with these rides for example you can use a raft that holds about 4 people, or use one of the inflatable tubes the holds only 2. However due to our circumstance… let's see if we go one the water slides… WITHOUT any floating devices! Come on Stevie!
(Richards was dragged to the top of the slide where the lifeguard explained they couldn't go down without a tube.)
Richards: Well for safety reason we cannot go down without a tube, however this proved to be a larger problem then we expected, as before Kane couldn't get into the life jackets…. He can fit one leg in the floating tubes. So we are trying to decide what to do…
Kane: Well I can fit in it... by sitting in one of the holes…
(Richards looks at him oddly)
Richards: Sorry bro, you are going solo on this one!
Kane: Don't worry that's the only way I can go on this thing!
(Kane grabs one of the tubes, he places it near the rushing water and Sits down, the guard gives him the nod to go. Richards gives him a push down.)
Kane: WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Richards: Well so far so good….
(Sees Kane comes out the bottom no problem waving back showing he made it.
Richards: Well I'll be a butter fingers… he made it! Well as for me… I'm next.
(Down below)
(Kane comes out of the water carrying the raft with him; he places it up on the side and sakes off some of the extra water from the trip)
Kane: Man, that was a GREAT ride. I mean all the twists and turns. Man, I was gonna hurl! Naw I wasn't, but it was a sweet ride. I just wish I could go on it without an inflatable raft. I mean come on! I am not a kid!
(Richards comes screaming down the tube, laughing as he hit the end and skims across the water)
Richards: WOOO that was great!"
Kane: Yeah, well now we need to do the Pink twister…
Richards: Ooo pink.
(Kane laughs) Kane: there is another water park behind us, however we were not able to gain entrances, it's for kids only. We tried to get in earlier however. Ray Mysterio didn't want to help us out and get us pass the gate.
Richards: Talk about a party pooper, I mean come on! He would have been able to get in no problem!
Kane: The lifeguard thought Ray was a man, I mean how many kids do you think go through that are build like Ray huh? Any who the lesson of the matter is… never ask Ray Mysterio to pose as a kid to get into the kid splash area…. Oh sure they get all the cool stuff like the water guns and soakers… it's just not fair.
Richards: Let it go Kane, comes on, let's go on the Pink twister and then we will see what else this place has to offer!