"Hold on, I need to call my insurance company." Yuffie said, sinking back down onto her seat and getting out her PHS. She never had insurance, and she really never needed it anyways, but now she had a feeling that Godo was right, and she should call one of those insurance companies...
"You won't need it." Reno said as climbed to the other side of the car and got in the driver's seat smiling while Yuffie glared at him. Yuffie then sighed as she hung up on the annoying insurance's company's secretary and took out a piece of paper and pen.
"What are you---"
"I'm writing my will! So shut up!" Yuffie snapped brows deep in concentration.
"Yeah, like you have anything!"
"When you're a princess, then you would! Hm...who should I give all my materia too? Wait, scratch that, I'm keeping that! even when I die!"
"Yeah, I'm sure you could use that life materia and go right back onto being alive..." Reno said sarcastically. "Tried it before, on my old dog, it didn't work."
"I'm sorry. Cats are better though. I have LOADS in Wutai!" Yuffie said smiling remembering those bazillion cats in the basement of her house.
"Yeah yeah, whatever. Give me your summon materia though, they are useful party effects, it worked the other time we Turks threw a party and everything...and you tend to wonder why Rude's head is bald...It's not that he has a long history of hair loss...It's that Materia party...Not to mention it's beyond funny to see Elena taking cover behind Tseng."
"...That's nice." Yuffie said sarcastically. "Are you Turks always such...idiots?"
"Why do you AVALANCHE members always have to ruin the fun?"
"We don't! We save the world! And I fight for Wutai!"
"Yeah yeah, you mean you rob everyone..."
"You end up murdering anyone that gets in your way! It's the same!"
"Something's aren't bad if they're done for the right reasons." Reno shrugging. "I'm not saying what we're both doing is wrong, either."
"Whatever...Who am I supposed to give my cats too! Godo hates them and so does everyone...OH! I know! I'll give them to Vinnie or Cid or even Nanaki! They might have babies! And of course, there's my whole entire family fortune and..."
"Dude, I'm going." Reno said turning on the ignition and getting bored of Yuffie's stories.
"Okay, Reno. I'm going to warn you once. I have very severe heart problems. The doctor said that stress and tension can trigger some VERY VERY horrible and bad things…and I am feeling ALOT of tension and stress right now, so you better watch it! You really don't want me to die early, do you?" Yuffie warned Reno while having a death grip on the bar. Yuffie also had some tranquillizers with her right now in her pockets, just in case...Yuffie then slide herself to the seat. Where were the seat belts!
"What are you talking about? You're only like what? 16?" Reno laughed as he grasped the key.
"DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THAT KEY!" Yuffie screamed, jumping forward at Reno.
"Whao, there, brat, I know I'm irresistible...but not when I'm driving! Last time that happe--"
"NO MORE OF YOU MESSED UP AND POINTLESS STORIES!" Yuffie yelled.
"P.M.S!" Reno said rolling his eyes as he warmed up the car.
"Feel the good chi rushing into your body. Ask the greater forces for help...Never see a black cat or spill salt anywhere...no walking under ladders..." Yuffie chanted quietly to herself. "Oh crap. Would Cait Sith count? Ok, nevermind, Yuffie, Think of a distraction and remember that I'm a car with a VERY Mad Turky...Oh Yuff! What did you get yourself into!" Yuffie whined to herself out loud.
"Are you talking to yourself?" Reno asked chuckling.
"Yuffie! ARE you talking to yourself? Well I can hear myself alright...I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy...Oh! I know! I'll just say something, and then I'll see if Reno can hear me unless he's a mad psychic! Hm...I really love you Reno and I seriously think we should go out...Yeah, like that's ever happen...Vinne and Cloud are kind of Emo at times too...Hm..."
"Yuffie, I'm not a mind reader, and if you'r that desperate, I'm still open Friday night. SO make up your mind." Reno said smiling. "And Spike and that vampire looking guy being Emo...Yeah. I can picture that."
"YOU AGREE! And I think this is already a torture being in the car with you. So no!"'
"That hurts, kiddo!" Reno said in mock agony and pain.
"It should! Jerk..."
"Brat."
"And don't' forget to lock the doors, well actually in this case, we don't' have a choice..." Reno added.
"But what if I might want to get out and run away!" Yuffie said.
"Then you'd die..."
"Rufus survived Diamond weapon! I think I can survive this!" Yuffie pointed out.
"Aright! Here we go!" Reno cheered as he stepped on the pedal with Yuffie screaming, the scream could probably be heard from the northern crater too.
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"HOLY SHIT RENO! SLOW DOWN!" Yuffie screamed
"I am!" Reno said cheering loudly.
"RENO! MY LIFE! AH! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!" Yuffie screamed as they came to a stop.
"Ok Relax..." Reno said lazily and boredly.
"You're stopping…why are you stopping?" Yuffie asked her eyes getting wide.
"Isn't it obvious?"
"WHY ARE YOU STOPPING?" Yufffie demanded.
"There's a red light, genius." Reno said, "Usually if it's yellow, you'll want to beat the red, but I had too many tickets and I don't' even have my license with me, it got that taken away for drunk driving a few months ago..."
"...I REALLY don't feel safe now..." Yuffie said smacking her head.
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"Do you have any idea where you're going?" Yuffie asked as she could no longer recognize the surroundings. Reno just looked focused on the road instead, something told Yuffie that Reno didn't have a clue to where he was going.
"It's a short cut." Reno replied.
"You're lost, Reno. Admit it." Yuffie said crossing her arms sighing.
"Am not. I told you already! It IS a short cut!"
"What is it with men and not wanting to ask directions! Cloud did the same too! and WE GOT SOO LOST SO MANY TIMES!" Yuffie pointed out remembering how frustrating it was.
"I could've sworn we passed by that tree already..." Reno admitted. "Five times..."
"SEE? YOU"RE LOST! JUST ASK FOR HELP! CALL THOSE GPS PEOPLE!"
"No!"
"...I'LL BITE YOU!"
"...IS that even supposed to be a threat?" Reno said as Yuffie bit him in the arm.
"WHAT THE F----?"
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Reno looked at his arm worriedly. What if that kid had rabies or something? And who bites people? Seriously. Much to Yuffie's disappointment, Reno had made a rather random turn along the tree's somewhere and in the process had gotten them back on track in Midgar. Reno had been speeding from there and taking the wildest turns and scaring the crap out of Yuffie.
"RENO! STOP IT! SERIOUSLY!" Yuffie yelled getting sick.
"Aw...you look a little sick...want me to go faster?" Reno asked smiling evilly.
"Urk...I really...don't' t feel well..." Yuffie said clutching her stomach.
"Are you joking around? It's not working."
"No, Reno, I really really have motion sickness." Yuffie said. "Didn't Cloud tell you?"
"...No. and you're so not serious, it's not working. I know I faked it, but doing the same trick is just plain dumb." Reno said taking in another short turn.
"Reno...seriously...Urk!" Yuffie said.
"Get that tranquillizer thing of your then." Reno said shrugging.
"It doesn't' work! I already took all of them before this!" Yuffie moaned.
"...Whatever, just hold it. Because, I'm NOT driving fast right now and I'm not going to stop. I'm going to go back to that forsaken damn bar and tell those assholes to free us out of the car... " Reno said turning again on the freeway as Yuffie nearly fell off her seat. This was worst then the golden saucer rides...
"Oh C'mon! I'm REALLY serious!" Yuffie moaned.
"...It's not working..." Reno said laughing as he suffered the same fate that Cloud did.
"HOLY MOTHER F-------"
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The whole entire Seventh heaven shook with laughter as if a stampeded was in the room. Cait sith had gotten the extra footage as long as the Deja Vu episode.
"...I...can't, belive it!" Cloud said laughing and panting for breath form laughing so hard.
"Brilliant..." Vincent said clearly amused.
"Wow. Glad it wasn't me." Rude muttered smiling.
"There IS hope for that pest!" Cid said choking on his cigarette.
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"OH YEAH!" Elena yelled happily. " RENO SO DESERVED THAT!"
"I couldn't agree with you more..." Tseng and Rufus said at the same time as the Shirna building too shook with laughter.
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"-I said I was sorry!" Yuffie pouted, although she really wasn't. Reno deserved it.
"You ruined my best suite!"
"It's not even your size!" Yuffie shouted back. "The thing was already messy to begin with anyways!"
"That's not the point! I knew getting into this car was suicide!" Reno yelled as he pulled over, this was all just too gross. Getting puked on from a teenage brat...Reno then took off his jacket.
"...What are you doing!" Yuffie shouted getting ideas. "Keep your shirt and pants on!"
"Don't get any ideas. I don't want cold puke on me." Reno said as he threw the jacket in it back. There was still Yuffie's last night dinner on his shirt and pants though, but nothing he could do about that now. "Besides, I told you already, you're really not my type, and what do I look like to you? A man whore?"
"Do you really want me to answer that?" Yuffie began. "Cause it's kindda true..."
"Just...Shut up! I'm going to get us out of this car and..." Reno then looked at the gas meter. He just had to be hallucinating, there was a the arrow all the way on the bottom of the meter near the E and a tank of gas. The car then started to slowly stop as it made some weird noises before sliding to a stop in front of a hill...
"And what?" Yuffie said, was Reno pausing for dramatic effects or was there something really wrong? And why did she leave al of her shurikins at home along with her PHS? And why couldn't Reno drive any faster and less bumpier?
"...We're out of gas..." Reno said slamming his head onto the wheel in frustration.
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Ok, so sorry for the update, but I lied. There's going to be another chapter after this. So that one will be the last chapter! Sorry for not updating sooner, school's been hectic and there's lots of drama and stuff so I've been sidetracked...Hope you had a great valentine's day and a great weekend! Oh, and if you have any suggestions for the end of this fic, then please suggest them. I already wrote the last chapter, but I'm not too proud of it...