Mission Possible.
Kane: I am standing now before the Cinesphere here at Ontario place. I have seen some large movie screens in my time… however this one takes the cake! This is the LARGEST screen in Toronto… with 24,000 watts of sound… oh man… this is enough to make the most hardcore of gamers drool with passion at the sight of their favorite game on this bad momma. That's our mission… we get in. we play one round of Halo, we get out. Simple as that… Now. We have to be sure to have our survival packs.
(Kane takes off his backpack and reveals the contents inside)
Kane: One X-box with full adaptor and outlet, one Halo game. 2 bottles of Pepsi, three bags of chips, my personal stash of candy bars, 2 controllers, one memory card, and of course a backpack to carry it all in. Now… let's see if we can pull this off…
(Kane opens the door and walks through the halls; he walks into the room that has all the seats and the large screen. Kane makes a sign of a cross)
Kane: Sweet mother of systems and video game councils, the holy grail of all screens for any video gamer to play apone thy sacred system. I'm in heaven!
(The PA system comes on)
Richards: Kane, what took you so long!
(Kane looks up to the projection booth. Richards opens the window and waves)
Kane: How the hell did you get up there?
Richards: The security guard. He's the projectionist here and said since there were no more shows I can play video games up here, he has it hooked up and everything!
(Kane stands there in utter confusion)
Kane: All this planning was for nothing?
Richards: Are you going to get your red ass up here or not!
(Kane shrugs)
Kane: Well I guess I can't complain for it being this easy…
Later.
Richards: We have been here for about an hour now… Kane has handed me my ass on a platter when playing Halo… but it's ok… We are playing on a HUGE SCREEN! Not to mention…. (In a whisper) I really have to go to the bathroom!
Kane: Yeah well that's the thing, if you're a hardcore gamer and in the middle of a level… there's no time to pause… that has been your downfall!
Richards: It's not my fault, you could have brought cans of Pepsi instead of the 2 Liter bottles!
(Kane pauses the game)
Kane: Do I look like someone that would need just a can of Pepsi?
(Richards shakes his head no)
Kane: Didn't think so…
(The sounds of the game pulses through the walls as the feel like you are in the action. Kane smiles a happy grin)
Kane: I'm so happy!
Richards: Well that's our tour of Ontario Place, tomorrow we will be going around Toronto and see what they have to offer!
Kane: Stevie… I thought we were coming back tomorrow?
Richards: Who said that?
Kane: Well Hunter wants to challenge me in bumper boats; he's getting the other guys to join in… I mean we have to accept!
(Richards gives Kane a strange look)
Richards: WE! Kane… why am I not told these things?
Kane: I just told you now man, we'll be back tomorrow!
Richards: I don't know how he does it, but he always seems to get me into trouble!
(Someone comes in through the door)
Security guard: Excuse me… what the hell are you 2 doing here?
(Kane and Stevie look at one another then back at the guard)
Kane: Sound testing, we have to test the sound and picture on the screen before the next show. As crazy as this might be…
Security guard: Uh huh. Then why is there a bottle of Pepsi all over the place and wrappers?
Richards: We have to stay here for a while… I mean we have to be very consistent on this check. We are so professional on this; I haven't even taken a bathroom break!
(The security guards doesn't buy it)
Guard: Ok who are you really?
Kane: We are here with the WWE superstars… I'm Kane, that's Stevie Richards; we were told it was ok to play video games here.
Guard: Really? Kane and Stevie Richards! Why didn't you say so! My son is a HUGE fan of your Kane!
(Richards clears his throat)
Richards: What about me?
(Guard glares at him)
Guard: Yeah you're that Right to Censor guy Taker beat up, and Kane lay laid out too! Oh that as beautiful!
(Kane smirks)
Kane: We are almost done, we promise to clean up afterwards….
Guard: Hey no problem, can I get your autograph for my kid? He would kill me if I didn't. You know how kids are.
Kane: Not a problem
(Kane picks up one of the paper advertising the WWE, he signs it and hands it to the guard)
Guard: Thank you so much.. have fun!
(the guard leaves, Kane smirks down at Richards)
Richards: No fair, you get all the attention!
Kane: it's not my fault I'm popular. I try to be bad you know… I can't help being loved! Well that's all for today guys. We'll be back tomorrow to show Evolution a thing or 2 about bumper boats!
Richards: I sure hope you got more than just me helping you!
(Kane grins)
Kane: Oh you'll see soon enough. Well that's all for us, remember to check out Ontario place, and we'll see you at Summerslam!
THE END