A/N: Weeeeee! People actually read this piece of randomness. I hope I don't disappoint you.

Disclaimer: Not mine.

Team 7 Part 2

Naruto: Iruka-sensei, you suck.

Sasuke: Show me the meaning of being lonely…

Sakura: Why is everyone so much more skilled than I am. WHY?

Kakashi: Icha Icha Paradise is so dirty. I need to burn those books NOW.

Naruto: -after being brutally attacked- I'm going to go cry in this corner. That is my ninja way.

Sasuke: I'm the only guy in the whole Naruto world who can't get over his bloody past, so I think I'll abandon the only people who actually care about me and become the one person who I hate more than life itself. Yes, I hate life.

Sakura: I can't throw shuriken to save my life, literally.

Kakashi: Gai, you win.

Naruto: Sasuke?
Sasuke: What loser face?
Naruto: Tell me I'm beautiful!

Sasuke: Naruto is ten thousand times way cooler than I'll ever be.

Sakura: Kakashi-sensei, what in that psychotic head of yours makes you think I'd pass the chunnin exam? Wait, don't answer that.

Kakashi: How did I get stuck with a dropout, a pretty boy, and girl who is way too hormonal for her age?

Naruto: Dude, I flipping suck.
Kakashi: Ya, pretty much.

Sasuke: I've got a lovely bunch of cocoanuts, doodly do.

Sakura: Everytime we touch, I get this feeling! Everytime we kiss, I swear I could fly!

Kakashi: Sasuke I'm sick of you arguing. FIFTY LASHES!

Naruto: Come on Sakura! We're going after Sasuke!
Sakura: Why?
Naruto: Uh…that's a good question.

Sasuke: -at final battle- Itachi, you're still my favorite person. I love you. Let's go home okay?

Sakura: What the heck is chakra?

Kakashi: I'm too sexy for my headband, too sexy for my headband.

Naruto: I wanna be, the very best. Like no one ever was! To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause! I will travel across the land, searching far and wide. Each shinobi to understand, the power that's inside!

Sasuke: My name is Sasuke Uchiha, you killed my father, prepare to die.

A/N: I know there's a few things there that characters could say but they wouldn't say them out loud or in that context…yeah. Next chapter (when I do eventually write it) will feature other people. Feedback is cool :)