END OF COMMERCIAL BREAK

The host is still leaning against the pillar, Sephiroth holds on to her petting her head and whispering lies to try and calm her down. She pounds her fists on his chest several times and whimpers. Looking around after a few oohs and aahs. She realizes they are back on air, she pushes out and Sephiroth back off, taking a seat and trying to look calm. Ajinze's tearless blue eyes glisten as she looks around and sighs.

"Since technically I was supposed to do Kairi versus Selphie next…"

She pauses.

"Selphie wins by default. So back to the creepy residents of that goofy town, Silent Hill! Back stage we are preparing our next guests by attempting to subdue them and calm their nature to kill."

The host looks around and speaks into a microphone. We can hear what she's saying but we can definitely hear screaming from somewhere in the background. The host sighs and walks off stage towards the back, as she opens the door a glowing red pyramid head walks out, the great knife is rested on his back. He nods to the host and sits down, his rather proper looking sitting position amazes the host. A large black collar is seen on his neck; shortly following Valtiel walks out holding the undead-god fetus. He sits, the same large black collar on pyramid head in present of him. He waves and the audience is slightly taken back, the host walks to the front of the stage and looks around-

"For viewing purposes both monsters have a collar on that numbs them from the urge to kill. This everyone is the battle of the monster's- who's better then who. In the RED coroner- he weighs a whopping 400 pounds, he used to be human and he wields the great knife- IT'S PYRAMID HEAD!"

He stands and the crowd goes wild, as he sits down the host clears her throat and looks around.

"And in the BEIGE coroner, he weighs 285 pounds, was never human in his life time. Stalked and kill nurses, the protector of God and wielder of the Undead Fetus—VALTIEL!"

The audience goes wild and Valtiel stands up, he sits promptly and the fetus stays silent. The host turns around and two screens appear behind each monster. The host looks around and gives a coy smile.

"This screen will project what the monster's are saying- each will state numerous reasons why they are cool and the audience will vote on the better monster. The loser will die a horrible death by being forced to endure several hours of singing with BARBARA STREISAND! Most likely they will commit suicide or something- MONSTER'S GO!"

Pyramid Head's Reasons for being Cool:

1 He's the first boss to rape other game characters.

2 He glows red when you first see him.

3 He is a physical manifestation of James' self-conscious.

4 He has a pyramidal shaped armor on his head.

5 He wields the great knife.

6 He stars in almost every game of the SH series even if it's a cameo appearance.

7 He is no one's servant and does as he will and wants.

8 He 'killed' Maria.

9 He doesn't baby-sit an undead-god fetus.

10 He is the possibly reincarnation of a cult member known as The Red Devil.

BONUS: Pyramid Head is feature in Silent Hill 5 as a returning boss.

Valtiel's Reasons for being Cool:

1 He is the first monster feature in the SH series who doesn't do ANYTHING.

2 He strangles and kills several 'monsters' in the game.

3 He is considered a boss even though you don't fight him.

4 He is the apostle of God.

5 He 'kills' Claudia.

6 He makes an appearance more times then Pyramid Head in SH2.

7 He fits with his bare hands and massive strength.

8 He is a genuine monster, not an incarnate or human-turned-monster.

9 His presence in the game does not influence your ending.

10 If Heather dies he is responsible for dragging her away with legs wide…

BONUS: Valtiel is possibly featured in SH5 as a boss this time, but may help you.

The host looks around and smiles-

"Everyone, vote now!"

Several hours later, no one has voted. The host gets irritated and looks around the audience is angry- they want blood, not democracy. The host looks at the pair and lifts her gun, note is glows a weird gold color for moment. She fires two shots and the collars on both monsters are dropped to the floor. Pyramid Head looks around and begins slaughtering the entire front row. Valtiel escapes with fetus and the host cackles, Sephiroth looks at her and shakes his head.

"You know he will kill everyone."

He pauses.

"Possibly anyway."

The host looks at him and walks down, as Pyramid Head just swings and misses Yuna, the gun in her hand clicks. She looks at it in terror and tries to quickly reload. Pyramid Head charges, the knife inches away as she jumps back. The bullets in her clip are loaded into the gun and she draws both of them. She begins firing shots into Pyramid Head who miraculously in standing after the fury of the bullet hail. The audience goes wild and Pyramid Head takes a swing, his great knife slamming into her side with the flat end. The host is sent flying on stage into a television monitor. She convulses from the shock and her body collapses to the ground. Small volts of electricity surge through her and several small static bolt glisten. She steams and lies in a half dead state. Pyramid Head ambles forward, his great knife held above her. As he brings the sword down the great knife is met by another steel blade. There standing over the host is Sephiroth in his one winged angel form. The masamune is used to shield as Pyramid Head is pushed back. Sephiroth looks at the host and grumbles.

"Look monster, she's got a special purpose- you're not killing her while I'm here."

Sephiroth and Pyramid Head begin sword fighting, something almost like the battle in Advent Children between Cloud and Kadaj/Sephiroth. The host stirs moments later as Yuna throws a high potion at her; the YRP crew stands around her and Rikku smiles. The host rises, uneasily and feeling stiff, as she stands her blue eyes glisten and she steps forward, pushing the YRP crew aside. The host looks at them and her voice rises in a growl.

"Get back to your seats- this is my battle."

They follow and the YRP crew returns to their seats. Sephiroth looks back, and in the moment of his distraction the great knife penetrates his abdomen and he begins bleeding. The host steps forward as Pyramid Head leans his sword down and Sephiroth's body lay on the floor in a puddle of blood. The host begins swirling with some dark gray mist, her eyes turn red and she gains six of energy behind her. She raises her arms and retains a fighting stance- her voice rougher and heavier.

"You are in my divination."

She charges, her movements quicker and her body exploding with newfound power. As she hits certain marks Pyramid Head's body begins to develop black legions where she hits. As she hits she is counting.

"1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64."

Pyramid Head whines in pain, his whole body crumbling as the host leaps back.

"DIE!"

Her hand cups her mouth and the mist gets thicker.

"KATON! Karyu Endan!"

A giant fiery dragons mouth appears in front of her, and the host begins spitting out fireballs. Pyramid Head in brought down in a pile of flames. His entire body crumbles to ash and the host looks around. As Sephiroth lays dead she sobs, her body rushing to his as she falls down by his side. Her tears drip quietly on his wound and she stands back. Looking around she notes a figure appears to her, it is a woman dressed in a black robe and wielding a giant crossbow. She pulls off the hood and Ajinze freezes, there before her is her future self. The woman is still and she lays down- the host is confused.

"Sacrifice my life, I am your future- and this is your destiny. To die in the name of love."

The host looks confused by motions several hand signals, her body glows with the ominous force and she sighs-

"Kuchiyose: Edo Tensei! "

The future Ajinze dies, her living body encompassed as Sephiroth rises from the ground in a coffin. He rises up and several moments later in brought back completely by the numerous amounts of Chakra used by the six tail. The host looks around and sighs.

"Go to a fucking commercial, shit needs to be sorted out.