Don't hate me because you don't have the same genius ideas Kayli and I come up with :P Just kidding, although this was a while back. Since this story is basically centered around sex... i think you'll know what to expect :) Dedicated to Team Addison! Before you read this... some of you are in here... please don't take anything personally!
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Derek's fingers trembled as he turned the doorknob to an empty room. With Richard's approval, the pair crept into an empty room and "stole" an ultrasound machine.
"Remember, the baby might not be viable" Addison warned "It's a bit early..."
"I've seen you enough times to know this" Derek replied, trying to stay calm, cool, and collected although he was unmistakenly jittery. Neither of them wanted to mention the test could be the 0.01 that turned out incorrect.
Addison meekly turned on the ultrasound machine as Derek handed her the gel. Like the expert she was, she pulled her shirt halfway up and applied the cold cream on her abdomen, both silent as she rolled the handle.
Her husband couldn't take it anymore "Any news?" he blurted out excitedly "I can see a speck..."
"That's my navel you idiot!" she snapped "Just kidding... yeah I can see it" she added softly
"Awww" Derek kissed his wife on the cheek
"Okay, boy or girl?"
"I'm thinking it's a boy... name it after me, teach it how to fly fish... the works" Derek grinned
Addison rolled her eyes, pretending to be annoyed "I'll let you name it whatever you want when you grow a child in your uterus" she replied sweetly
"Whatever you say... how about let's celebrate" he crept on the bed, on top of his wife's body, and started lavishly kissing her.
Addison burst out laughing as he caressed her neck "Stop Derek!" she spat out between giggles
"Oh how can I when you're just so damn hot!" he moaned
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The next week, Addison and Derek crept into the empty room again, to use the ultrasound machine and possibly have sex on the vacant bed.
"Oh god..." Addie whispered, lying down and rolling the thingmajig on the cold jelly covering her abdomen.
"What... something wrong?" Derek was scared; he finally had a shot at fatherhood which he couldn't bear to let go.
She whispered something barely audible and then said out loud "Sex..."
"You want sex?" Derek was preparing to take off his shirt
"No! I mean yes! I mean but..."
"But what... come on, we don't have much time and you know what I want to do..."
"Sextuplets" Addison faintly said
"What! You're kidding right?" He wanted to burst out laughing, what his wife was saying seemed completely ridiculous.
She shook her head wildly "Sextuplets. Also known as six babies at one time. Sex is six in Latin..." Addison tried to remain calm, cool and collected although she knew she definately wasn't ready to be mother of six.
"Oh. Seriously? Six kids... more than I bargained for..."
Addison thought for a moment, and started giggling unexpectedly "You know what's ironic? We have all this hot sex... and now we're expecting sextuplets"
Derek smiled weakly "I've always wanted children... just never thought I would have this many..."
She scowled at her husband "It's your fault. You wanted sex and you knocked me up. With six!" She pulled out the pillow from behind her and threw it.
"How can it be my fault? You enjoyed it too" Derek argued as he threw the pillow back even harder and the two just burst into a fit of giggles.
"Well one thing's for sure" Addison smiled and leaned in to kiss her husband "Our kids are going to have fabulous hair"
"Mhmmm" Derek pulled her in for a deeper kiss than initially intended. They continued on, until the smooching evolved into lovemaking.
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Addison Shepherd tapped her watch impatiently at the Seattle International Airport a few days later. The 11:00 AM flight from New York was supposed to arrive ages ago, and it was almost 11:30. "Where the hell is she?" Checking the board, the flight was on time...
"Addie!" A young woman named Jessica ran up with luggage and embraced her friend.
"Jess! Oh it's good to see you again... where were you?"
"Baggage lost my stuff" she explained hastily "How are you?" Her eyes wandered to Addison's abdomen.
"Doing pretty well... come on, I found this really great spot for lunch" Addison ushered her former student out of the airport and onto the bus headed for the nearest hotel.
"What's the rush?" Jess asked, as they were seated comfortably on the bus. She felt Addison was pushing her around.
"Richard didn't give me much time... and I want to enjoy every second" Addie didn't get to see her much, with their busy schedules and all. Jess was a thriving OB/GYN too, who had studied under her a few years ago. She had really demonstrated fine talent, Addison planned to have her work with Izzie Stevens for a while.
"Okaay just give me time to drop these off" she said as the bus stopped and Jess checked in to a gorgeous 5-star hotel, recommended by Addie. They walked to the hospital which was conveniently nearby.
"So this is where you work" Jess said with amazement in her voice "Not like New York at all..."
"Yeah, you get used to it" Addie replied with a shrug and opened the doors to her black sedan. "Close your eyes" she instructed as they hopped in and started driving.
Jess laughed "Why? Trying to sneak me into a dark alley?"
"Trust me. Do it." After a silent ride, she finally opened her eyes.
"Viewfinders!" she squealed. Addison laughed, they had both always had a thing for viewfinders.
"Do you find it surprising that Derek doesn't like these viewfinders? Last time we came he was bitter." Addie brought up as she laid their lunch out on a stone bench.
"Seriously?" She nodded as Jess took a sip of her soda.
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Meanwhile, at Seattle Grace Hospital, chaos was emerging in the surgical floor. A psych patient by the name of Kayli was running and screaming all over the place, while her doctor, 3rd year resident Marisa, tried to keep up with her pace.
"I'M HUNGRY!" Kayli wailed loudly as she came to a stop
Marisa panted for breath. Running 5 flights of stairs and at least a mile of corridors was not something she was used to. How her patient had all that energy... well noone knows. "You want food?"
She pointed to the nearby cafeteria "Let's go"
The psychiatrist followed, hoping to grab a cup of coffee before Kayli went on a running rampage again. Slow as a turtle, by the time she grabbed a cup of espresso, Kayli was already seated and munching on a hot dog. Marisa sighed and sat down next to her patient.
Kayli finished eating and wiped the crumbs off her face with a napkin. Seizing her spork, she studied it carefully. "Whatcha doing?" Marisa inquired
She didn't answer but merely stuck the spork into her front pocket. "I have an idea" she said with an evil grin, eying a specific blonde doctor across the room.
"Oh god..." Rissa muttered as she directed Kayli back to her room. She was actually scared to know what was going on in her patient's mind... it could mean anything.
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"Everything's looking and feeling good" Jess told Addison as she pressed down her abdomen with her palms.
"I know, I am the best" she replied with a joking smile.
"I never thought I would actually be YOUR doctor... it's an honor Dr. Shepherd"
"You were one of my best students" Addison thought for a moment "How would you like to stay in Seattle for a while... we could always use you, and I've missed being able to perform surgeries and handle cases together"
Jess stared straight into her mentor's eyes "I... don't know" she answered honestly "I mean, I love the opportunity but I'm not sure if I'm ready for such a big move"
"It's okay dear, take your time" Addie hopped off the bed "In the meantime... want to scrub in on my next surgery? C-section, nothing major, but we're handling triplets." Jess nodded, and the pair went downstairs to prepare.
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"Let's have sex..." Derek said randomly as he entered the NICU, where Addison and Jess were treating the 3 newborns.
Addison looked around "Do you realize where we are?"
"Oh I'm well aware of my surroundings. I just didn't mean here."
Jess, who was on the other side of the room taking vitals, pretended she wasn't listening to their conversation. Trying to look absorbed in her work, she kept an ear open to eavesdrop.
"Fine" Addie gave in "I'm leaving for a while Jess, can you take care of them while I'm gone?" she called out across the room
"No problem Dr. Shepherd." Jess chuckled softly to herself "Take your time and have fun" she winked
The Shepherds' weren't the only ones sneaking off. George and Callie were off in her "apartment" giggling under the covers and having a good time. Addison and Derek happened to be making love in a room not too far off from theirs; but neither couple was aware of the other.
"That was amazing" Callie breathed, pulling off the blanket revealing 2 nude people.
"Yeah... too bad we have work" George hastily put his scrub top back on
Callie was tying her hair up as George was pulling his socks on. "Let's go" she said, and the pair left the room. Quite oblivious to the sounds around them, they walked into the next room and stood there, gasping.
"Is... that..." George stuttered
Callie nodded in agreement "Them." Rumors had been going around that Derek and Addison were constantly having sex, hot squee as some liked to call it.
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Okay... I think some of you know what's going to happen next hehe. Jess, Kayli, Marisa, Brandy, and Sarah, you're all in :D If I forgot someone or you want to be in here... leave a review and I'll write you in somehow