I Am A Psycho Starfox Fan
The Third Ode
By: Firefury Amahira
Disclaimer: I still don't own Starfox, Nintendo does. And NASA hasn't responded to my inquiries about building Arwings. The jerks.
Oh my gosh, can this really be?
A new Starfox for you and me!
No longer bound to the TV by wires
Flying and dodging around towering spires!
Say goodbye to the ground
Aerial antics all around!
Starfox that you can play on a plane
And drive the other passengers insane!
Flying by stylus, a new challenge it seems
For a pilot of such high esteem!
Tactics now come into play
Where to go, decisions to weigh
New enemies to face
Against the clock the players race!
Who is the villain in this new tale?
I hope it's not Andross, he's totally stale!
The aparoids are toast as well
So on what vile foe will this story dwell?
I squeal in anticipation of that glorious day
And nothing shall hold my madness at bay!
I await the eighteenth of August two-thousand-six
And there's hell to pay if I don't get my fix!