Jess was treating a patient in room 157. A young woman was suffering from fibroids, and Jess was seeing what she could do about them.

"Okay Bridget... we're going to remove them surgically..." Jess was hastily scribbling notes onto her patient's chart.

Addison wheeled in the room, struggling with the wheelchair and the weight of the 6 fetuses. "What the hell are you doing? She's MY patient."

"Ahem. Excuse us for a sec" Jess mouthed to Bridget, and closed the curtain "Didn't I put you on bedrest a few weeks ago?" she reprimanded.

"I'm in a wheelchair. I'm not walking around. I'm finding it insanely difficult to have sex. What else do you want from me?" Addison gave Jess a sad puppy dog look.

Jess laughed "Oh I'm sorry Addie. It's called bedrest. Rest on a bed or something or just go home."

"I'm not staying in that crappy trailer all alone. And I need something to do in this hospital. So hand that patient of yours over. I haven't been in an OR for months."

"No" Jess replied, remaining defiant "You know I'm your doctor and I have the power to admit you as a patient and hook you up on all sorts of IV tubes and big complicated machines." she said with a snarky grin.

Addison pouted "Kill me now, why don't you?"

"I could, but I'm a healer." She ushered Addison to the nurse's station and returned to her patient.

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Half an hour later, Addison got off the phone at the nurse's station as soon as Derek came by to get a chart.

"Hey babe" he greeted, pecking her on the cheek.

"Hi... guess who's coming down to Seattle?" Addie had an evil, mysterious grin planted on her face.

"I have no idea... lemme think... Kendel's here... your brother Eric coming back?" Derek was half-distracted, he was inspecting a brain tumor patient's chart.

"No no, noone like that. Melaney."

"Melaney... cool" Derek was still distracted. "What? Melaney?" he cried out when the information finally processed into his brain. "As in my little sister?"

Addison nodded "I can't wait to see her... haven't seen her in a while."

"She hates me."

"She doesn't hate you" Addison reassured "She just... thinks you're a retard" She grinned.

"Thaanks... so helpful" Derek replied sarcastically "You know she adores and idolizes you."

"That she does." his wife said smugly. "I'm bored..." she complained "Entertain me please?"

"Didn't Jess say no sex?"

"She said no vigorous activities..."

"But that's not fun"

"Fine. I don't need you." Addison frowned as Derek walked away. "Heyyyy wait up." she wheeled towards her left.

Chrissie the janitor looked up from her endless mopping "Can I help you with something?" she asked, eying Addison up and down suspiciously.

"I'm bored"

"What am I supposed to do about that?"

"Give me the mop" Addison directed "I'll mop and you can take a rest."

Chrissie shook her head "Noo... I think you should be the one resting" She struggled for the mop, which Addison was trying to grab from her hands.

"I'm a pregnant woman dying of boredom. Help me out!" Addison whined.

"Shut up!" Chrissie flicked her hand out quickly, causing Addison to close her mouth. Meredith Grey was walking by, which was a reason enough to shut up, but this time, Chrissie had something up her sleeve. She stuck the mop out sneakily as Meredith came to them. Meredith fell flat on her face.

"Now what the hell was that all about?" Meredith was pissed. Again.

"Ahh... say hello to your new worst nightmare" Chrissie waved smugly. Addison was stifling fits of laughter. Meredith rolled her eyes and continued on the direction she was headed towards.

"Okay... I love you" Addison laughed as soon as Meredith was out of earshot.

"Haha... all in a day's work" Chrissie shrugged.

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"I'm not going." Derek said stubbornly in the bed of the trailer the next morning. He was still in bed, face buried in his pillow.

"Yes you are." Addison argued.

"You can go without me if you want."

"She's your sister. You have to come."

"Ughhh" Derek groaned.

"Derek. I may be pregnant. Sitting around all day in a wheelchair. But I still carry the pants in this house." She pulled the sheets from Derek, causing him to shiver in only his underwear.

"It's cold!"

"I turned on the air conditioner" Addison replied simply. "Get your lazy ass out of bed and dressed, ya hear?" She rolled out of the room, she felt so helpless laying around, the wheelchair didn't help but at least she could move around.

"You suck." Derek reluctantly hopped out of bed and pulled on a pair of jeans and a thick sweatshirt that was laying around. They drove to the airport again. Addison felt like they practically lived at the airport, there was always someone who was arriving or leaving.

"Mel!" In an act of defiance, Addison stood up from her wheelchair and rushed to hug her sister-in-law. "Don't tell Jess I'm out of the chair... she'll kill me."

Melaney giggled "So good to see you again Addie." Derek uncomfortably stuffed his hands in his coat pockets and twirled his feet on the green floor. "Hi Derek" she greeted with less enthusiam.

Derek cleared his throat "Hello Mel." They refrained from hugging each other.

"Soo... how's that nursery you were telling me about on the phone yesterday?" Mel asked.

"The house is coming together... the kitchen isn't completely finished. Oh Lord help us..." Addison grinned.

"I suppose you decorated it?" Mel sneered at Derek, who stuck his tongue out in return.

"Yeah... and you two are acting like 7 year olds. Stop it!"

"Ooh hormones acting up?" Derek teased.

"Shut up Derek" Mel said.

"See, I told you she hates me." Derek said out loud to noone in particular.

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The sporking was coming together. Kayli had at least 15 of them in a small plastic Ziploc bag. She had plans. She also had a large sum of money to her name, having taken Rissa's advice and sued the frying cook. And she obtained the frying pan which was used against her. Ah yes, all was well in the life of Kayli.

"Good morning" Rissa greeted as she entered the room.

"Heyy" Kayli was twiddling with a spork.

Rissa glanced down at the watch on her wrist. "You have a visitor."

Kendel emerged from the door, holding a bottle of wine. "Brought you something..."

"Umm yeah... thanks. For making me rich" Kayli smirked, Kendel was her lawyer.

"Well it wasn't for free." Kendel had taken a healthy portion of the earnings. She cracked open the bottle and poured some into 2 plastic cups.

Kayli took a sip of the alcholic beverage. "I also need your help on something else..." she whispered into Kendy's ear.

"Ooh I like that. That was the woman who screwed my sister's husband right?" Kendel knew that name was familiar.

"Your sister is Addison Shepherd? Damn... lucky bitch."

"I know." Kendel grinned. "So about your plan..."

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This story keeps getting weirder and weirder, I am well aware of that. There are so many characters its hard to keep track... but they insisted on being in here lol. hope you enjoyed it!