Okay, from my beloved grapevine, I heard that Kendel hates the name Kendra (personally i like it but if she doesn't, then whatever), so the fhb's name is now officially Kendel and Derek can go fuck himself. ) Mel is on my ass about updating... soo here it is. And school is finally out for me so I have more time to waste away doing nothing and writing fic! Haha
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Addison and Derek were utterly exhausted. Despite all the help that had come their way, the sextuplets were physically and emotionally draining. Every minute one needed to be fed, one needed a diaper change, and someone always needed to be lulled to sleep. As much as they loved their babies, they would give anything for a long decent nap.
"They're sucking me dry." Addison moaned one night, laying back on the covers of their king sized mattress. Derek's head was slouched on top of his pillow, his eyes were shut in an attempt to catch up on shut-eye.
"They're only 2 weeks old Addie." Derek said with a chuckle "How much can they really eat?"
"Haha" Addison scoffed "They seriously never stop eating... I think they inherited YOUR genes."
"I don't eat that much!" Derek shot back.
"Sigh" Addison looked up longingly at her husband. "If only you could breastfeed..."
"So... you said your breasts are sucked dry..." Derek turned on his side to face his wife.
Addison laughed "Ah indeed they are naughty boy."
"Mhmm" Derek grinned, lifting his index finder and lightly pressing it against Addy's chin. She giggled softly.
"So, can I touch them?" Derek asked with a sneaky twinkle in his eye.
"Hahaha" Addison laughed "I'll think about it" she winked.
"Please say yes."
Addison rolled her eyes "Ok-ay." She rolled on her back.
"Ohhh" Derek moaned, rubbing his hands against her chest. "You're turning me on..."
"We're too tired to even take our kids outside..." Addison rubbed her throbbing temples.
"Oh but we're never too tired for sex." Derek's hands moved down to his wife's stomach.
"Hmm tempting..." The two crept under the covers and did the naughty.
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Kendel and Kayli were celebrating a girl's night out at Joe's bar. The pair strolled around the bar with drinks in their hands, attracting the stares of men they walked by.
"They love us." Kayli murmured into Kendel's ear.
"What's not to love." Kendel replied, feeling quite tipsy. She wasn't able to recall how much alcohol she consumed that evening before approaching a random stranger. "Hey babe." She smiled her drunken smile.
Meredith laid an empty shot glass down on the table. She eyed Kendel suspiciously. "Who the hell are you?
"The sister of the woman who stole your beloved boyfriend." Kayli broke in with a sneer.
"Oh you" Meredith shook her head at Kayli. Their feelings were mutual, she had caught Kayli cheering during one of Alisa's beat-up sessions.
"Do you have a problem avec mon amie?" Kendel said, leaning against Kayli. She usually spoke a mixture of English and French while drunk, more French than English.
"Fuck you" Meredith picked up her purse from the counter and started heading towards the exit. While she approached the door, Kayli expertly flung a spork in that direction. It narrowly missed Meredith's right ear and slammed into her right shoulder. "Ow!" she shrieked, rubbing her sore shoulder, which was starting to swell.
"Tee hee" Kayli smirked and waved goodbye snarkily to Meredith.
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"You get a good night's sleep?" Crys asked early the next morning, as she shook Jennifer gently to sleep. It was dawn, a little after 6.
Addison yawned "Oh yeah. It was good. Real good."
Crys smiled "Glad to hear that..." She put Jenny down and picked up Kendel to hand over to Addison "This one here needs a feeding, and Landon needs a fresh diaper... and Jess will be here a little later." She fumbled with the stack of diapers on the changing table.
"Oh alright" Addy cuddled Kendel against her chest. Kendel let out a soft wail.
At that moment, Derek walked into the nursery, fumbling with the buttons on his shirt. "Hi everybody" he cheerily greeted, peering over the basinettes. "My sleeping angels..." he swooned.
"Our sleeping angels." Addison corrected, swaying back and forth on the rocking chair.
"Yes." Derek kissed his wife on the cheek. He walked over to where Taylor was sleeping. "Hey you." Derek said tenderly and leaned in; their heads were only a couple inches apart. Just then Taylor coughed, and spat out a foul smelling substance, right on Derek's chin. Taylor giggled playfully and made a circular motion with his hands and legs.
"Great... just what I needed." Derek said sarcastically.
Noone seemed to notice that Mel was standing at the doorway in her pajamas and had witnessed the whole scene. "Oh if only I had a camera." she said wistfully. "I would take a picture and you can see how ridiuculous you look right now" She grinned and entered the nursery. "Good morning" she said sweetly and softly patted Kari's head.
"Shut up." Derek helped himself to a bib and wiped the spit up off his face.
"Hey hey, stop with the negativity." Crys scolded and placed Landon back in his crib.
"She started it." Derek argued.
Mel folded her arms. "Whatever."
"Do I need to get a restraining order for you two?" Addison said. "Every minute when you two are together it always ends up with arguing."
"I wouldn't mind that." Mel said. Derek just glared at her.
"Okay, someone get out before they all wake up and start crying." Crys ordered sternly.
"I'm not leaving." Mel said stubbornly.
"I have to go to work." Derek muttered.
Mel heard. "You're always at work... don't even give a crap about your family." she said bitterly. "Patients always come first, I know."
"Mel!" Addison hissed, pulling on her sister-in-law's sleeve, trying to stop a potential arguement. "Stop it!"
"Well it's true!" she argued back. "Absent. Work. Sorry, can't make it. Aren't those words familiar."
"I fucked up back then. I get it. But now this time I have a wife, and 7 kids to support. And you. And I'm in love with my wife." Derek grinned.
"Mhmm..." Mel stared at her brother skeptically.
"We had sex last night. Hot sex." Derek couldn't help but smile. He and Addison exchanged sneaky looks.
"I did not need to know that..."
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Brandy entered the nursery about half an hour later. "Hey... I heard arguing this morning... and Derek stormed out the door like he was pissed... is everything alright?"
Mel was seated at the bay window, rocking Kari to sleep. "I hate him."
Addison broke in "Seriously? I'm sick of all this hate... I would get a restraining order except then one of you will have to leave."
Jess motioned for Brandy to come closer to her. "I need you to do me a favor." she said. "Derek and I are working on a case together, I did some research last night and I won't be at the hospital until later so can you give this to him for me now?" Jess handed her a thick blue folder. "Addison can't go, and I'm pretty sure Mel doesn't want to."
Brandy nodded "Yeah, sure."
"Hey wait." Addison said. She grabbed a diaper and a pen and hastily scribbled a short note on it. "Give this to him..."
"You want me to give him a diaper?" Brandy said with a giggle.
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Mark aimlessly wandered the halls of Seattle Grace Hospital. He spotted Derek and headed towards him. "Hey man... do you have any idea where Chelsea is? I haven't seen her all morning, I think she was visiting a friend here."
"Nope." Derek was filling out a chart and didn't bother to look up. "Leave me alone."
"What the hell is your problem? I love my girlfriend, I'm staying away from that wife of yours, and here you are still ignoring me." Mark said angrily. "What happened was a long time ago... can't you just forget it?"
Derek looked his ex-bestfriend in the eye. "No."
Just then Brandy walked up to them. "Jess sends these." she said, handing him the folder. "And this is from Addy" She gingerly handed him the diaper.
"What kind of wife sends a diaper..." Derek shook his head with a grin. Inside, it read:
Dearest Derek,
I love you.
Kayli and Kendel have a gift for you. Keep it... it'll come in handy.
Mel sends her hate.
Do you like crap?
I don't.
Your turn for diaper duty tonight. Mel, Crys, Brandy, and I are going out later.
Have fun.
xoxo Addy
Enclosed was a spork, probably the gift that Addison mentioned about. "A spork?" he said with a confused expression, dangling the white utensil the the air. "It's a very nice spork..." he said to nobody in particular.
"Yeah, we all have sporks..." Brandy said.
Meredith reluctantly approched Derek. Alisa and Chrissie were behind her. "I have something to tell you..." Meredith mumbled.
"Go on." Chrissie nudged a mop into her back.
"I..." Meredith paused.
"Stop again and we are going outside." Alisa threatened. Her fists were fired up and ready if needed.
Meredith let out a deep breath. "Fine. Derek. I cheated on you when we were going out. I slept with Alex when I wasn't with you. And I'm pretty sure I was with Burke one night. Oh and don't forget my one night stands." She scratched her head with thought. "Derek... I'm a whore."
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