Meredith's shocking (okay... not so shocking because we all know she is!) revelation... don't throw rocks at me for that though.
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There were rumors. Rumors that a new ER doc that recently transferred from Mercy West. A crazy doctor that happened to share a common obsession with sporks as Kayli. Apparently she was loaded with them, stashed tightly in her pockets to be called out whenever there was a spork emergency. Or if she just felt like brutally murdering an unwanted pest.
Her real name was Felicity, but she went around as Flick. She was dark, mysterious, but carried out her duty day after day, treating each patient that entered the hectic emergency room with injuries that would make anyone cringe just at the sight. Broken bones, comas, bleeding wounds, painful burns; it was all in a day's work.
"Yoo what's shakin'" Kayli had heard about this fellow spork lover and was curious about this chick. It was lunchtime, Flick had sat in a corner on purpose so she wouldn't be disturbed. Rissa was chatting with a couple other doctors which left Kayli free to wander as she pleased.
Flick looked up from her cold-cut sandwich suspiciously. "Hi... and you are?"
Kayli didn't respond, simply pulled a spork out of her pocket and slided it across the lunch table.
"Ahh..." Flick nodded, acknowledging that Kayli was a friend. "Sporks."
"Yeah, I've heard the rumors. Supposedly you have at least 600 in your locker?"
"666 to be exact." Flick answered with an evil grin.
"Damn you suck. You have more than I do..."
Flick decided to change the subject. "See that bitch over there?" she said, pointing her finger to where Meredith Grey was standing. "I hate her. First day on the job, she tried correcting a mistake I made. And it's like 'Hey, I'm a big, powerful attending and you're only a scrawny intern, who's the boss here?'"
"So I see I'm not the only one that hates her. I think a lot of us do... hey can you keep a secret?"
"Maaybe."
"Whatever." Kayli leaned towards Flick and whispered softly into her ear.
"Hahaha" laughed Flick. "I like that. I'm in."
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Addison was waiting patiently at the kitchen table. Mel was supposed to be back any moment now from the grocery store, where Addison had asked her to pick up a few things.
Mel arrived a few minutes later, 2 large paper bags in hand. Addison had asked her to get diapers, a pack of sporks, and a lottery ticket. Honestly, Addison had a lifetime supply of diapers stored in every inch of the house, but she needed an excuse to send Mel out. As for the lottery ticket, well what was woman supposed to do cooped up in the house with nothing better to do than to clean house and look after her sleeping kids? Derek was home, and she didn't want to provoke another fight.
"Hey." Mel greeted, placing her items out on the kitchen counter.
"Ready for girls' night out? Brandy and Crys are upstairs getting dressed."
"Um yeah, just let me do something with my hair..."
"Wait. Mel. I want to talk to you."
"What about?" Mel helped herself to a stool next to Addison.
"You and Derek. Why can't the two of you just get along?" asked Addison. She didn't sound exasperated or annoyed, just sick of their quarrels. "When I first met Derek, you two seemed loving, he would talk about you all the time. You were his favorite sister. Eventually you and I were as close as sisters too."
"Well things change." Mel snapped back "I used to adore him, he was my role model. And when he met you, I approved of you over all those skanky girlfriends he had. I was bursting with joy when you guys announced you were getting married. The next decade was great, until you guys started falling apart. From what I've heard it was mostly his fault."
"Mel." Addison said gently. "I love that you're hating him for my sake, but we both made mistakes. And we're trying to fix them. We're stable now, you don't have to worry about us."
"It's not just that. Is it wrong when I secretly cheered when you cheated on Mark and my brother felt all that pain inside? He broke your heart and I was glad when it was reciprocated. And I hate that girlfriend he got in Seattle, what the hell was he thinking when he said he fell in love with her?" Mel paused "Please, knowing him, all they did was have sex, what kind of love is that?"
Addison looked uncomfortable. "Okay. Mel. Stop. I don't want to think about that bitch. Or them in bed together."
"Sorry." Mel said meekly. "I was on a roll."
"When he came home he was pissed. He muttered something about her being a slut."
"Oh yeah." Brandy interrupted, coming down the stairs, sticking a bobby pin into her hair. "I was there. Let me quote her 'I'm a whore.' Derek looked like he wanted to slap her, somehow Chrissie and Alisa found out that she cheated while they were together and they forced her to tell."
Mel laughed "Another reason to hate Meredith Grey."
At that moment Crys came out of the bathroom, all dressed up. "Where are we going for this girls' night out?"
Addison shrugged "I don't know, I just wanted to get out of the house. And see if Derek can manage by himself." She poured herself a glass of ice water out of the pitcher. "Men..."
"Suck." Mel finished the sentence for her. "Excuse me." She went upstairs to her room to change her clothes.
"Well I want to stop by the hospital before we really start to have fun." Addison said. "Jess and Derek are on a case together, and I want to see how its coming along." She seized the box of sporks and the lottery ticket that Mel purchased earlier and stuffed it in her purse. "Perfect."
"Hold on, I want to see how Derek is doing." Crys said with a smirk. She walked to the nursery with Addison and Brandy trailing behind. Quietly, they softly creaked the door open. It was quite a sight, Derek was exhausted and napping in the rocking chair with Jenny and Taylor in his arms. His shirt had several milk stains. Taylor was drooling by the minute, leaving a large, damp spot on Derek's shoulder. Miraculously all 6 babies were sound asleep. It was a heartwarming sight.
Just then, Jessica awoke and and broke the silence by crying. Derek weakly stirred, for he wasn't a very heavy sleeper. "I think this is our signal to leave..." Addison murmured as Derek's eyelids twitched. Crys and Brandy nodded in agreement and the trio tiptoed downstairs.
"Everyone ready?" Mel asked, clutching her handbag.
"Yeah I think so." Addison replied.
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Addison was driving tonight, an activity she hadn't done since towards the end of her pregnancy. She enjoyed the feeling of being behind the wheel, taking charge of the car and its occupants.
"I thought you wanted to go to the hospital." Mel pointed out. She was in the front row next to Addy, and she noticed that they weren't headed towards Seattle Grace.
"I know." Addison replied. "I was thinking we could stop by a few other places first." They pulled up at the grocery store.
"Why here?" Crys asked, expecting someplace a little more... fun.
Addison hastily pulled the lottery ticket out of her pocket. "Because." she said, searching for a nickel and feverishly scratching the card "Mel bought this for me earlier and I want to see if I won anything."
"Hey, those three circles line up." Brandy remarked, as everyone peered over Addison's shoulder.
"Oh hell yeah!" Addison squealed loudly, almost to the point of screaming. "Come on... let's go see what I have won."
A long wait in line later, Addison was finally at the counter to claim her prize. The lady behind the desk snatched the card for inspection. Looking under the counter, she took out a jumbo box of latex condoms and slapped it down on the table. "There you go." she said, sounding rushed.
Addison cocked an eyebrow suspciously. "Are you sure this is it?"
"Yes." the woman said dismissively. "Next!" she called out.
"Wait... you positive?"
The woman rolled her eyes. "Go. Blow them up. Put baking soda and vinegar in them. Have sex." she said, eyeing the gleaming silver wedding ring on Addy's right hand.
Addison looked offended. "My sex life is none of your business."
The person behind the counter pushed the condom box closer towards Addy. "Well it is now." In a lowered tone of voice, she added sympathetically "Is the sex bad?"
By now, Addison looked like she wanted to slap her. Mel put an arm around her and dragged her away, snatching the condom box along with them. "We're going..."
"And for your information the sex is pretty damn hot!" Addison couldn't resist yelling back.
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Now Mel took charge of the car. She was driving, with Brandy shotgun and Addison and Crys in the back. "Where are we going?" Mel asked, fiddling with the radio in search of a good station.
"We could use some drinks to calm her down." Crys suggested, pointing to Addison.
"She's breastfeeding... not the best idea. And besides, do you want those 6 cuties in the care of a drunk mother?" Mel said.
"Well that's why they hired me." Crys grinned.
Addison shrugged. "I'm in the mood for shopping or something."
"Okay. To the mall then." Mel announced.
After waiting countless minutes in heavy rush-hour traffic, they arrived in what Addison would like to call heaven. It was the largest shopping area around Seattle. The four went inside, amazed by the vast number of shops there were.
"Oh we are so looking for shoes first." Addison said. Mel, Brandy and Crys looked at each other and nodded. Addison had a walk in closet that was as big as the state of the art NICU that Richard had made for her. And not to mention what was filled in that large closet of hers.
Addison was lucky that day. A new store had just opened, filling up the entire basement of the mall. Which was quite a lot of space. The 4 headed down there, indulging in all the hot apparel there was to offer. Hot shoes, sexy clothes, it was all good. Addison bought a pair of leather boots, which she was sure Derek would love; Mel purchased a periwinkle blue shirt; Brandy got a pair of heels which Addison had suggested for her; and Crys chose an outfit that made her look like Mary Poppins, which she found quite amusing. Which included the umbrella, oh who could forget the umbrella.
"Oh now I look like a nanny..." Crys said, causing the others to laugh.
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Alisa and Chrissie had a plan. They had plotted this for weeks, and finally it was ready to be put into action. Meredith was on-call last night and was exhausted, napping peacefully in an on-call room. The pair quietly crept in, careful not to wake her. Alisa pulled out a roll of duct tape, ripped a piece of and spread it over Meredith's lips. Still fast asleep, Chrissie tied her arms and legs together. It was too easy, they both thought. Meredith showed no signs of waking anytime soon. They could kill her right there at that moment, but what fun was killing an enemy without sporks?
Slowly lifting Meredith's limp body off the mattress, the two dragged her away...
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The four could of shopped literally the whole night away, but then hunger called. Heading towards the food court, they all agreed that pizza was the best food for a Saturday night outing. Addison and Crys found seats and started chatting, leaving Brandy and Mel to order food.
"Congratulations!" the overly hyper cashier said when Brandy opened her mouth to order. "You're our 1,000th customers!"
"And... what does that mean?" Mel said.
"You get 10 free large pizzas!" he answered, with a huge grin. "One of each topping! Isn't that amazing!"
"Umm... yeah." Brandy managed a weak smile, kinda freaked out by this person.
"I guess there are benefits of being the 1000th customer." Mel said.
"Whoa what happened" Addison said as they carried back the food. "I don't recall asking for so many pizzas." she said with a smile.
"1000th customers." Mel explained. "And look what we get for it."
"How are we going to finish all this food?" Crys asked, staring upwards at the huge pile of pizzas which was over her head.
"Another reason to go to the hospital." Addison said, opening a box and taking a slice out. "We can get rid of this there... Derek doesn't need all this."
"No... he'll hog all the food." Mel said.
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"Okay... I'm sure Jess will enjoy a nice meal." Addison said, as they ventured inside the hospital. She carried half of the pizzas, Mel held the other half. They had polished off 2 of the pizzas, leaving 8 to share.
"I have a feeling something big is happening tonight..." Crys muttered loud enough for them to hear. No comment was made though, for they all felt the same way. It was just something differernt in the air.
Inside the 4 walls of Seattle Grace, Addison and Mel laid the pizzas down in Richard's office in search of Jess and everyone else.
Jess ran down the hall a minute later, looking flustered. "Oh Addy! I didn't expect to see you here. But hello anyways."
"Hi Jess... what's wrong?" Addison saw her friend's flushed face.
"Umm... I was told to meet Alisa and Chrissie in the basement. They called some big, secret meeting together. And they asked me to get food." Jess said quickly. "I think you guys should come, they asked me to call you but here I find you."
"Oh that's perfect. We have 8 boxes here." Mel said, pointing to the stack of pizzas.
"Take that. We're going down." Jess said. Obediently Mel and Addison grabbed the food, and followed Jess along with Brandy and Crys. Everyone was confused, why would they have to go to the basement? And more specifically, Jess was leading them to the boiler room.
They were the last to arrive. Kayli and Kendel were there, with lots of refreshments, or more specificially, alcohol. Rissa was standing beside Kayli. Flick had her collection of sporks. Mark and Chelsea stood by the stairs, as they were told, to make sure noone was coming. But what was most surprising was the center. Alisa and Chrissie had a tied up Meredith Grey, who was starting to wake up, laying on the hard ground. Her pupils were dilated, she was horrified of the situation she was in.
Jess gasped. Brandy looked shocked. Mel's eyes widened. Crys's jaw dropped from surprise. Addison let go of the stack of pizzas, leaving them to fall on the floor.
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Alright... I've prolonged the sporking as much as possible, last chance if you want to be in on it! Just leave a review, IM me or send me a message if you want to be in what I like to call "The Demise of Meredith Grey" or "Sporking the Whore!"
But I've got to be honest... I've considered sporking Derek too for what he did to Addy... but he's actually decent in this fic and i dont want 6 bastards on my hands P
And wow... this is a longass chapter. Probably the longest chapter of a fic i've ever written.