For those who have no idea what the last chapter was about...

It's our personal inside joke. 'Our' as in the Addeks of The Incision. If you don't like it... then stop reading. This fic dedicated to my Spork Squad D love y'all lots!

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"Oh no! le po-po!" Kayli shrieked.

"The po-pos tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty..." Derek quietly sang, receiving a nudge in the ribs and a sharp glare from Addison. "What? It's not my fault that these teens were blasting music on the streets." He grinned.

Addison cocked an eyebrow "And since when did you listen to Chamillionaire?"

"As I said before, not my fault." Derek shot back.

The officer scanned the room suspiciously. He eyed the remains also known as Meredith. Creeping closer, he poked at a spork. It was squishy. "What the fuck is this?"

"Sporks." Chrissie said.

The officer pulled a handful of sporks out. Blood and tequila oozed out like water coming out of a clogged drain. "You sporked someone didn't you?"

Crickets. No one dared to reply, silence filled the room and looks were exchanged within the group.

Booty booty booty rockin' everywhere. Music blasted in the room, from one corner, more specifically. Kayli blushed. "That would be my phone..." she murmured. Turning so she faced the wall and her back to the crowd, she flipped open her phone. "Hello?"

"Kayli?" It was Kendel. "How's the killing?"

"She's dead..."

"That's good" Kendel interrupted.

"No... we got caught."

"Oh." Kendel paused. "Maybe I should hang up. I'll visit you all in prison."

"Thaanks." Kayli replied sarcastically and shut the phone.

"I have no idea what the hell went on here" the officer said "but we're going to have to arrest you all and wrap that... thing." He pointed at the remains of Meredith Grey.

"We're not going to be able to fit in a small police car." Flick said bluntly.

The officer ignored Flick. "Does anybody have some damn plastic wrap?" He poked at Meredith's sporks. "Ohh... what's that thing sticking out..." He made a face and pointed at a small... thingy below her abdomen.

"That would be her penis." Derek grinned.

The officer rolled his eyes. "Get the hell away from me." Everyone started to leave. "No... wait... come back!" He whipped out handcuffs and fifteen minutes later everyone was immobilized. "Police car is waiting outside... I'll take you all in pairs." He grabbed 2 wrists, one belonging to Derek and the other to Addison. "Let's see how this is going to work..." he murmured, flinging open the car door. "Lay on the seat on your back." he instructed Derek, who did so obediently. "You." he said, grabbing Addison. "On top of him."

"You're sexually harrassing me." Addison struggled out of the man's grip but he was too powerful for her.

"Hey those boobs are MINE!" Derek screamed "Get your filthy hands off my woman."

Sticking his tongue out, the officer gave Addison's breasts a gentle rub before throwing her in, on top of Derek. They were facing each other, Addison was leaning on Derek like he was her pillow.

"Derek... I feel something... hard... on my abdomen..." Addison looked around the car.

"Ah that would be me..." Derek grinned. "Your boobs are pressed up against my chest... I'm having thoughts..."

"People are coming!" she loudly whispered "We can't do it here..."

Derek wiggled in his seat so that his legs were up against the door and he was at eye-level with his wife's chest. "Can I lick you?"

Addison giggled "Depends."

"Mhmmm" Derek groaned, stuck his tongue out and licked the space between Addison's boobs. Luckily for him, she was wearing a V-neck shirt that was totally exposing her skin. "Just to let you know, you are SO my wet dream tonight."

Addison kept on giggling "I'll take that as a compliment."

"More." The anonymous officer was back, with Mel, Crys and Brandy in hand. He dumped the trio in the car, the 5 were scrunched up against each other.

"Why do I have to be squeezed up against Derek?" Mel complained. Brandy was on top of her, and above Brandy was Crys, they were compressed like a ham sandwich.

"Just be glad you're not on top of him." Addison winked.

A few minutes later the policeman was back with Jess, Kayli, Rissa, Chrissie and Alisa. Jess was piled on top of Addison. Kayli took a seat on the side, curled in the fetal position. "I have a very nice view of Addison's legs." she bragged, pleased that Addison was wearing a knee length skirt that evening.

"Shut up." Rissa said, climbing on and taking her spot on top of Crys, squeezed between Crys and the ceiling. Chrissie and Alisa shared a seat shotgun.

"Who am I missing..." the officer muttered to himself.

"Dammit you forgot me!" Flick called out, running towards the car. Raven had snuck off without anybody noticing and Kendel was hiding God knows where.

"Oh you." The officer pulled out a bungee cord and lifted Flick onto the roof of the car. Expertly manipulating the cord, Flick was tied up on the roof, arms and legs secured tightly. The sextuplets were placed in the trunk, and that left no room for Meredith's corpse. Well... that wasn't too hard, the officer rented a horse and placed her dead body on top of it. Flick muttered something about the whore becoming a 'whorse'.

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One by one the Spork Squad was taken in for investigation and questioning. And annoying photoshoots.

"These babies" One detective said, pointing at the 6 sleeping FHB's in their carseats. "are almost a month old, and have no conscience to know what is right and what is wrong. So they are excused for helping with the murder."

"Wait. So they can kill all the people they want and not get arrested?" Derek asked. The detective nodded. "Sweet." Derek smirked.

Addison was trying to reach Kendel. She needed someone to take care of her kids while they were locked up. "Kendel please..." she begged.

"I don't do kids Addy. You know that. However, if you have a pole I'm very willing to do it." Kendel replied.

"It's just for a few days."

"I'm your lawyer. I'm preparing for this trial. How much more do you expect? And I'm sure you really want to get out."

"Yeah... we all do." Addison sighed.

"Use this as an opportunity to teach them prison life..." Kendel said before hanging up.

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For the next few days everyone was living the prison life as they awaited their trial. Day in and day out, wearing hideous rags that Addison constantly complained about, eating food that was unfit for even a beggar, and worked from sunrise to sundown. Manual labor, picking up trash off highways and tending crops of corn were on the list of the many tasks they were assigned.

"I would complain... but it was worth sporking Grey." Chrissie remarked one morning, the day of their long awaited trial. They all shared a small cell with only 2 bunkbeds, everyone either squeezing in a tiny bunk or resting on the dirt covered floor.

Everyone nodded in agreement, the sporking was fun, this was a small price to pay. But if they were found guilty, which they were, then they could face a lifetime in prison.

"Get up. Get dressed." An attendant slammed open the cell door. "Trial starts in 20 minutes, if you're late then you're not getting out of here." Obviously nobody wanted to stay behind bars, so they scurried as fast as possible.

9 AM and the group entered the courtroom. The air was serious, there was to be no joking allowed. It was eerily quiet, you could hear a pin drop and it would echo across the room. The Spork Squad was seated on one side with Kendel, the other side was the officer who had caught them earlier.

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what can I say? Addeks corrupted me D This chapter was short, I dont feel like writing anymore and I'm exhausted, but you can expect a trial next chapter... i need to think of something witty and funny.