How to lose a guy in 10 days: WWE Edition

A celebrity is chosen to trick a WWE wrestler into falling in love with them. What if she falls in love with the wrestler during the process? What will happen? Too bad. You have to wait and read to find out.

Day One: The Meeting (Pt.1)

John Cena's locker room (shared with Randy Orton)

John: So man, how was your date last night?

Randy: Hey... ya know what they say, girls are the best in the whole world!

John: Didn't you say that?

Randy: So?

John: Randy, Randy, Randy

Randy: What What What?

John: Do you only wanna have "it" with girls and not stay with them?

Randy: Well...no but that's not the point.

John: Then what's the point then?

Suddenly there was a knock at the door. A person who worked with the crew asked to come in.

Crew Member: In two minutes we are going to have a special guset star arrive. She is going to take lillian's place tonight as special all night ring announcer. You know that we usually don't show the national anthemon live tv but we ourtonight. You see, she is going to sing but this time we want her take over the in-ring duties of Lillian. John, Vince decided that since your amazing with the mic, you could show her how to ring announce properly. Ya know. Help her.

John: Sure. Where is she?

Crew Member: She's in Vince's office now as we speak. I have to take you to see her after they meet.

Vince's office

Vince: So you know that we think that you are a great performer. The soul purpose of you coming is not only to showcase your singing but to fill in for Lillian, our ring announcer until she's able to come back.

Jessica: I know and I'm honored sir. I really am.

Vince: That's the attitude that I'm looking for and please call me Vince.

Jessica: Okay, Vince, how do learn the mic skills for tonight?

Vince: We've settled that issue. We have one of the best in the business at handling the mic. Hopefully, he's waiting outside the office as we speak.

Jessica: And you want me to talk to him about the mic and he'll teach me the ways of the mic.

Vince: Exactly. Let me go get him.

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WWE OFFICE HALLWAY

John Cena is waiting when Vince comes out of his office and calls him in.

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Vince's office

Jessica Simpson turns around and she sees her targeted man to get.

Vince: John Cena, I'd like you to meet our replacement ring announcer, Miss Jessica Simpson

John Cena was spellbound. He was shocked and surprised. For once in his life, he was at a loss of words.

Jessica: Hi John. It'll be a pleasure working with you today and maybe we can collaborate in the studios sometime in the future. I hear you're a rapper.

At first, John was so captivated by her beauty that he couldn't speak. Then he finally spoke up.

John: Yeah. A pleasure. And yes,I am a rapper. Okay, shall I show around the place?

Jessica: Sure. This place is huge.

Vince: Okay, you two kids have fun and remember...no making out in the hallways!

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Leaving Vince's Office

Jessica: That man reminds me ofmy grandpa.

John: Yeah. He has thataffect on everyone

Coming up next: How to lose a guy in 10 days: WWE Edition

Day 1: The Meeting Pt 2

(( I hope you enjoy it so far! Don't fret! I will continue the story until the end!))