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Chapter 2: Dismissed to Terror

Hours later, Sora, Ansem, Axel, Xemnas, Cloud, Sephiroth, Kairi, Yuffie, Tifa, and everyone else came inside Riku's room, yelling, "WE'RE GOING TO DISNEY LAND!"

Riku looked up as Sephiroth picked him up raised him over his head yelling, "Get off your lazy butt and let's go!"

"But I haven't packed yet!" Riku said. No one replied as Cloud grabbed a bag full of who-knows-what and ran off towards the mini-van. Sephiroth threw Riku in it, who instantly began yelling at Sephiroth for throwing him in a van, but Sephiroth ignored him as everyone climbed in. And it just so happens, to everyone's misfortune, that Cloud was driving. Cloud, who was used to driving really, really fast on a motorcycle, stepped on the gas.

"AHHHH!" everyone screamed as they were thrown against the seats and held there, unable to move. Riku was screaming louder than he ever had in his life as Cloud raced down the highway. Everyone was shocked that the police didn't catch them and from all the way in…um…ohhh! Let's put them in Midgar! Anyway All the way from Midgar to Florida, they go there within the timing of five minutes.

Riku opened the van door and threw up at once. He was followed by everyone else, including Sephiroth, who happened to throw up all over Leon's head. Leon looked at Sephiroth with great anger and rage as he socked him in the face and went looking for a bathroom so he could wash his hair. Everyone, even though they felt really sick, began to laugh at Leon.

"Hey Squall! Your puke is dripping everywhere!" Yuffie called, showing a face of disgust.

"IT'S LEON!"

"OHHHH! So we can call him 'Squall'! Awesome!" Sephiroth squealed with delight yelling, "Poor, poor you Squall!"

Just as "Leon" came back from washing his hair, everyone felt better, but Sephiroth had turned to Cloud. He was now threatening Cloud saying that if Cloud ever drove with him in the car again, Sephiroth would whip his ass. After that, they headed into Disney Land, Sora looking around yelling, "WOW! ALL THE POPCORN I CAN EAT!"

Every single one of them turned to look at Sora with confusion. Sora was picking up pieces of popcorn off the ground and popping them into his mouth. "That's just gross! And to think I kiss you with that mouth!" Kairi growled.

Everyone turned to look at Kairi with horror and Kairi blushed. "Awww! Kairi and Sora sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes-OW! SQUALL!"

"Shut up Yuffie, that's annoying!" Squall snapped. (heh-heh I like his first name!)

"It's a sign of affection!" Sephiroth piped up, but a girl came up to him and grabbed his hair, yelling, "SHINY STUFF!"

Sephiroth turned to look at the girl, drawing his Masamune. Sephiroth was about to chop the girl's head off when he was attacked by little chibi people. Everyone stared at poor Sephy before quickly running off towards a roller coaster. Sephiroth threw the chibi peoples off and quickly scurried after them, yelling, "DON'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH THESE-THESE THINGS!"

Sephiroth got in line with the others and waited…and waited…and waited some more until Squall "Leon", piped up, "Hey Rinoa!"

Sephiroth blinked and turned to look at Leon and then a girl. All at once, as if his mind were playing tricks on him, he saw Aeris-um Aerith standing there. He drew his sword out and stabbed the girl. Everyone gasped and Leon stared as Rinoa died. (yay!) 'FINALLY! I KILLED SOMEONE!' Sephiroth shouted in his mind. Suddenly he found everyone glaring at him. "Umm…what did I do this time?"

"YOU STABBED MY GIRLFRIEND!" Leon yelled.

Yuffie: GASPS

Yuffie was about to speak up but then Sephiroth just had to interfere, "BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS AERIS…I MEAN AERITH! THE GIRL I KILLED WAS AERIS-AERITH, UM…RIGHT? Who was she anyw-"

"YOU THOUGHT IT WAS WHO!" Aerith and Cloud yelled at the same time.

Sephiroth blinked, realizing he was in a LOT of trouble. He gulped, "Umm….uh….hey look a monkey!" Sephiroth pointed towards the opposite direction. This only earned him a hit from Leon and a smack from Aerith. "Ow…"

"Hey! But at least I'm not the one who scared your face up! THAT WAS THE IDIOTIC THING THAT YOU CALL SIEFER!" Suddenly Sephiroth's eyes flashed and he suddenly went CRAZY! "MWHOHAHAHAHAHA! I SHALL TAKE OVER THIS PLANET AND RULE YOU ALL!"

"Um…Sora, gimme your cell phone." Cloud demanded.

"Huh? Why?" Sora asked, handing Cloud his cell phone, still staring at Sephiroth.

"Cause I'm calling Dr. Phill."

"Good idea." Everyone said except Sephiroth who was still cackling like a maniac.

"I SHALL JOIN YOU!" Axel and Ansem yelled, and began laughing.

Suddenly Sephiroth stopped saying, "HEY! There can't be THREE rulers! There can only be two!"

"Then who's the second one, Sephiroth?" Axel and Ansem asked.

"Um…uh…" Sephiroth looked at the two of them and then at a small rock on the ground. He picked it up saying, "THIS ROCK!"

"Whoa! I think he needs mental attention!" Cloud gasped.

"NO! I should have guessed! A rock is much braver than us! It can go places we never could! It can fly through the stupid air! Why was I so blind?" cried Axel. Sephiroth knocked him out as he boarded the ride. Dr. Phill was standing there, waiting for him to get off.

Meanwhile Sephiroth was at the very top of the roller coaster. It was about to tip…any second now…When it finally rushed downward, Sephiroth's eyes widened. THERE WAS A LOOP IN THE ROLLER COASTER! He yelled as he was flung upside down, clutching the person's arm who sat next to him for dear life. "HOW XIGBAR STANDS THIS I DON'T KNOW!" Sephiroth shouted as the roller coaster came to another loop.

Meanwhile, everyone was watching Sephiroth and non of them could help but laugh at the one-winged angel's terror.

Sephiroth felt the roller coaster slow and quickly lifted his bar, thinking the roller coaster was over until he saw…another hill. "Um…uh-oh!" Sephiroth muttered, not moving the bar down. The guy next to him was freaking out yelling, "Ya man! Close de bar, eh! We're gonna die if ya don't, man!"

Sephiroth blinked and looked at the guy next to him. He moved the bar down just as the roller coaster went down the hill. "Oh, sorry…um…man!" Sephiroth apologized and then continued screaming like an idiot. When the roller coaster HAD finally come to a stop, Sephiroth had made himself a new friend. His name was Wakka.

"Sooooo….why the hell are you at this theme park Wakka?" Sephiroth asked, climbing out of his seat.

"Oh, everyone, I mean, Tidus, Yuna, Auron, Rikku, Kamarhi, and me just wanted to take a break. Oh and Lulu did too. What do you do for a living man, you look like a solider or somethin'!" Wakka asked, pointing out that Sephiroth was still wearing his Solider outfit.

"I am an evil murderer who wants to-" Sephiroth was cut off by Leon who yelled, "YOU KILLED RINOA!"

Sephiroth turned to look at Leon and then at Wakka, "Umm…I kinda killed his girl friend cause I thought she was Aeris-um Aerith."

"Oh, I see." Wakka replied as Ansem and Axel came up to Sephiroth and dropped on their knees and began bowing down to him, saying, "Teach us what you know, evil Dark One."

Sephiroth blinked and couldn't help but laugh at Ansem and Axel. He liked the attenchen. "Umm…okay but do that one hundred more times." Sephiroth was going to add more but Axel and Ansem were kicked by Leon and Aer-Aerith and they stood up at once.