Sephiroth glared at Aeris as Axel and Ansem were forced to stand up. "What was that for?" he demanded.
"YOU KILLED RINOA!" Squall roared.
"Yeah, yeah, I know that buddy now shut up!" Sephiroth snapped at the angry Gunblade wielder. Squall glared at him, but he actually fell silent. That was only to be expected, Squall wasn't much of a person to talk to. Meanwhiel Sephiroth turned to look at Cloud who was staring at Tifa drooling.
Sephiroth had to resist from falling over, laughing as he picked up his King Rock and chucked it at Cloud's head. It hit his rock-hard hair, chipping off a piece. That broke Cloud out of his trance. He whirled around to look at the chipped hair, his Mako blue eyes wide. "WHO CHIPPED MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!" he demanded.
Wakka blinked and looked at them and then Cloud, "Wha is wrong with you man? Your hair is nohin' but rock!"
Sora, who had found some coffee, was jumping up and down yelling, "COFFEE! COFFEE! CLODU HERE MY COFFEE!"
Riku sighed and stared at his stupid, ignorant friend. "I'll take care f this." He told everyone and grabbed Cloud's buster sword from him. Cloud didn't even notice because he was sobbing over his broken hair, burying the chipping in the dirt as a grave. Then he inserted a popsickle stick to mark the grave.
Riku blinked in beweilderment and turned to Sora. He raised the gaint butter knife and bashed Sora over the head. Sora frze from the inpack and dropped down on the ground, singing, "Twinkle twinkle little star how I wonder what you are…Riku? I love you…"
Riku's eyes widened as he looked down at Sora. Everyone was now looking at the strange Keyblade wielder. Riku raised the buster sword again and continued to beat Sora senseless. "SORA SCARES ME!" Sephiroth squealed.
"DARKNESS!" Ansem roared, his Dark Guardian appearing and hitting Sephiroth.
Sephiroth spun around and glared at Ansem. "The Almigth Evil Dark One commands you to go jump in the cow pasture and die!"
Ansem blinked and nodded, then turned to Axel, "Where are the cows Axel?"
Axel inched slowly away from Ansem and then responded, "If you beat Xemnas senseless, he'll tell you where they are."
"OKAY!"
"Whoa whoa whoa! What the heck is going on here?" Tidus demanded.
"I'm eating mashmellows!" Tifa responded, eating more marshmellows.
"OH SQUAAAALLLLL!" Yuffie's voice rang out.
Squall, through his silent, raging anger, turned with fearful eyes to look at Yuffie wo was rushing towards him. "Oh shit…"
"WILL YOU KISS ME?" Yuffie asked, but Squall had run away. "NO! COME BACK SQUALL!"
"NO! Yuffie! COME BACK!" Kadaj yelled, running after Yuffie who was running after Squall who was running after a police officer who was running after a teenager who was running after a five-year-old who was running after his dog who was running after her cat who was running after the mouse who was running after a string of cheese and running after his cousin who was running after a grasshopper who was running after a baby ant.
Okay enough of that.
Everyone watched all of those people disappear and then turned to lok at Rikuw ho still had the buster sword. "Okay, let's go to the next ride!" Riku sujjested.
"Uh…yeah!"