When everyone had gotten on the next ride, they were missing a few people. Tidus, Yuna, Wakka, Auron, and all the others from FFX hadn't come with them, instead they were all going to the water rides. Now that Sephiroth sat in his seat on this ride that went way up and then dropped really, really, fast while everything was dark, he wondered what happened to his rock. His Mako green eye flashed as he turned to Axel beside him.

"Hey Axel,"

"What Almighty Dark One?"

"Have you seen my King Rock?"

Though he couldn't see Axel, he heard the Nobody's quiet laughter. Sephiroth blinked. Wait a minute, he couldn't see? HE HAD NIGHT VISION WHY COULDN'T HE SEE?

"You know, you can take off your sunglasses Brother." A voice echoed through the ride right next to Sephiroth.

Sephiroth inched away from the person, screaming, "ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE CREEPY HIPPEES!"

"No...but Rufus is!" the voice responded.

"Then why the hell did you call me 'Brother'?" Sephiroth shrieked.

"SHUT UP SEPHIROTH!" Riku yelled.

"Because I'm Kadaj, your brother."

"Oh…riiiggghhhhttttt!" Sephirth said. Who was the hell was Kadaj? All at once, Axel sneezed. Sephiroth removed his sunglasses and looked at Axel.

"Sephiroth! Move your damn wing!"

"Opps…sorry!"

"I LOVE YOU SQUALL!" Yuffie yelled through the darkness.

"DO YOU DO-" Squall's voice cut off. Sephiroth couldn't help but snicker.

"Okay guys, stop, we're almost at the top!" Cloud growled. "Hey Aeris, where did you go?"

Suddenly Sephiroth was aware of someone sitting in his lap. He gulped, hoping with all his heart it wasn't the person he thought it was. "Hello Sephy-kuns." His heart sunk and his Mako green eyes widened. It was her! It was Aeris! OH DEAR MOTH JENOVA HELP ME ESCAPE THIS NIGHTMARE! He screamed in his mind.

All at once Cloud shouted, "AERIS! Buckle up! The ride is about to go down!"

Sephiroth gulped. "NO DON'T BUCKLE UP AERIS!"

"Stop freaking out Seph. I won't buckle up I'll-"

Okay, this was worse, Sephiroth decided. Aeris was clinging to him. All at nice the ride lunged and Sephiroth felt as if he were being choked from where Aeris was clinging to him so hard.

"GO AWAAAYYYYY YYYYUUUUFFFFIIIEEEE!" Squall yelled.

"LET…GOOOOO….OF MEEEEE….AERISSSSSSSS!" Sephiroth screamed.

"Don't worry Brother, I'll kill her if you want!" Kadaj offered. Sephiroth saw the glint of his clone's sword. "Um…no thank you!" Sephiroth mustered, knowing that Kadaj would stab him if he tried to kill Aeris. Of course that might not have been so bad but he'd prefer not to be stabbed.

Meanwhile Riku had chosen a seat far away from Sora, but to his great displeasure, it was right next to none other than Squall and Yuffie. He felt like puking-or grabbing Squall's Gunblade and doing him a favor by shooting Yuffie. "Get off of humf me!" Squall gasped, shoving Yuffie away.

Squall shoved Yuffie right onto Riku. He glared at her as she clung to him as the ride rocketed down. "Wouuullldddd yyooouuuu gggeeetttt offff off mmeeeee?" Riku snarled, trying to get Yuffie away, but she was clinging to him, yelling in his ear.

When the ride was over, Riku felt very angry, Squall was quiet and seemingly brainless, Sephiroth had a look of horror on his face as Aeris grabbed hi hand. Cloud was steaming and tried to get his buster sword back from Riku, but Riku was using it in defense against Yuffie.

Too bad for him, though, there were fan girls all over the park. Riku clung to the buster sword for dear life as a fan girl came up to him and hugged him. "Go away you stupid fan girl!" Riku snarled.

The fan girl looked hurt, "But Riku!" she whined, "I'm the one who is typing this fan fiction!"

Riku blinked, looking at her. "You what?"

"YOU ARE NOT THE AUTHOR OF THIS FAN FICTION!" a loud voice roared through the sky. Everyone looked up and then looked behind them to see another Riku and Vincent standing beside a girl about 13. "I am the Almighty Riku54 with her bodyguards!"

Vincent cast her a glance and took out his gun, growling, "For the last time Riku54, I AM NOT YOUR BODYGUARD!"

Riku2 looked at her and then responded, "I thought I read over yoru shoulder all the time while Vincent threatened the lawyer because he wouldn't let me type about my rabid squirrel world and-"

"No, Riku, that was in Kill Xemnas!" Riku54 argued back.

"Oh…"

Riku54 turned to look at everyone and turned to Vincent, "Vincent, will you do me a favor and shoot that fangirl dead while I go and finish this fan fic?"

"No problem," Vincent raised the gun. Riku cringed as the gun fired. He felt something wet on his face and wiped it off. Blood. Well at least she was dead.

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"Alright guys, time to go!" Riku growled, dragging the others off to the car.

Sora's mind was n longer messed up s he was gay and now he was holding hands with Kairi. Meanwhile Squall had picked up Rinoa's body and was crying while Yuffie glared at Rinoa's 'remains' and clung onto Squall. Sephiroth had gotten rid of Aeris. Cloud was holding her tightly, "YOU ARE NOT IN LOVE WITH SEPHIROTH!" he growled at her.

"Yes I am!" Aeris snarled.

"You're right Cloud, she's not in loe with Sephiroth-or you! She's in love with me!"

Everyone turned to see a man come up with a buster sword. Aeris's eyes grew wide and she jerked away from Cloud, yelling, "Zack! You're alive!"

Sephiroth groaned. "Oh no…"

"Hello Sephiroth." Zack greeted.

"Do I know you?"

"Yes! I'm a first class SOLDIER!" Zack snapped. Sephiroth blinked, "A what?"