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Thanks for all the reviews! I'm so glad you guys found my story funny. I'll try my best to not disappoint. I'm sorry if this chapter sucks.

A/N: Rory is single in my story. In fact, she never had a boyfriend before. Dean and Jess never existed. Tristan may be in my story but won't play a huge role. I want this story to be light-hearted and minimal angst for sure.

Chapter 4

After her first year of initiation hell at Chilton, Rory became friends with Paris, Madeline and Louise. Occasionally, Rory enjoyed lunch reading alone and listening to her walkman. Sometimes a girl just needs a break from Paris' rants and Louise's gossip. However, her solitude today was interrupted when her headphone was snatched from her ears.

"Hey!"

She came face to face with a police officer.

"Miss Gilmore, you are under arrest for vandalising two cars."

"What?" Rory was in disbelief.

"I'm innocent officer." She protested but to no avail, as the officer began to handcuff her. Wait... why was she handcuffed to the chair?

She squealed as two strong arms encircled her waist from behind. Chair and person were lifted to center stage in the cafeteria. "Innocent my ass." The voice was unmistakeable the blonde's from Yale.

It became clear to her; these were the guys from the pub paying her back for the prank she pulled. And, Finn had the starring role as the police officer. By now, all eyes in the cafeteria were on them.

"It seems like we have two reliable witnesses who can testify otherwise. Bring out Mr. Happy face and Spongebob." Finn announced.

Colin walked in with the balloons tied to a boombox.

"You've been a very naughty girl." Finn said shaking his finger at her.

Rory was still shocked speechless.

"And now, without further ado, the show begins. Sit back and enjoy." Logan told her. A smile formed on his lips and laughter in his eyes.

"Do I have a choice?" She retorted sending him a fierce glare.

Colin pressed play. The boombox blasted Nelly's Hot In Herre.

Finn started dancing. Moving to the beat, slowly he unbuttoned his shirt as he sang in falsetto, "I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off…" He slid the shirt of his shoulders. Once off, he spun the shirt above his head and threw it at Rory to her dismay. Now, everyone gathered around them, trying to get front row seats. It was loud and boisterous in the cafeteria―catcalls and girls shouting for Finn to "Take it all off". To say Rory was embarrassed was an understatement.

Rory face turned beet red. "Oh God! Please tell me you are not wearing a G-string."

"Red works for you." Logan teased.

With one swift move, Finn stripped off his pants. He wore an oh-so-cute cartoony, hot dog patterned boxers.

Rory couldn't resist a jab at him. "Those are some small wieners on your boxers."

"Hey, they are in no way any reflection of my person." Finn acted offended.

"Yeah right."

In turn, Finn punished Rory. He shook his bon-bon in Rory's face in such a way that would make Ricky Martin proud and made Rory blushed even harder.

Logan and Colin laughed at Rory's predicament.

Finally the song ended, Finn, Logan and Colin took their bows. "Thank you! Thank you! Awww…you are too kind!" Everyone clapped and celebrated the pranksters.

"Ladies, I'm Australia's most delicious export." Finn winked at all the girls, still clad only in his boxers.

To Rory, her three-minute of hell was over. Or so she thought.

"Young men, if you don't go to this school you are advised to leave. You should do so before I change my mind and call the real police." Headmaster Charleston huffed and turned to Rory. "Miss Gilmore, my office now."

"But, I'm an innocent bystander, Headmaster Charleston."

People snickered. From the look on Charleston face, she knew it was wise to not protest further.

As Logan and the boys were leaving, she realized she was still handcuffed to the chair. "Hey, un-cuff me!" She shouted.

Logan tossed the key to Headmaster Charleston. Rory saw him smugly mouthed 'payback's a bitch' before he turned to leave. Oh, so true.