Cloud stared at Aeris with anger as she went back over to Sephiroth yet again as they headed towards the water park. He was almost ready to shout, "Get away from her you silver-haired freakin' JENOVAian idiot!" but he didn't have too because Zack, who was glaring at Sephiroth with the utmost hate, snarled, "Sephiroth, I suggest you step away from my girlfriend right now before I slit your throat!"
Riku, who was glancing at Sora to make sure he was still with Kairi, heard Zack and turned to look at Aeris, who had, at once, rushed over to Zack and gave him a hug. Okay…Riku shook his head, he swore Aeris had short-term memory loss sometimes…Oh well…
As he boarded the next ride, he saw Axel and Ansem sit beside one another, behind him, Yuffie and Squall (Leon) sat in front of him and beside him sat-oh shit-Sora. He gulped, suddenly wishing that he had Reno's little metal stick thingy ma jig. And then there it was in his hand. Riku blinked. Where had this come from?
"IT'S FOR YOUR PROTECTION AGAINST THE GAYFER!" a voice yelled in the crowd. Riku looked over to see Riku54 standing there, holding a laptop, still typing with Riku2 sitting beside her, reading over her shoulder and Vincent looking around wearily.
Meanwhile Leon (Squall) glanced nervously at Yuffie, trying to grab his Gunblade for protection, but to his shock, it wasn't there…Where the hell is my Gunblade? He wondered and then spotted Riku54 in the crowd. "CURSE YOU RIKU54!"
Squall watched as Riku54 looked up and then raised her hand and pointed at him. Vincent followed to where she was pointing and then raised his gun and fired it. BANG! Squall looked at the bullet hole in the metal seat of the water ride and gulped…this was not going to end well…Suddenly the ride started. It began off steady, but then it climbed a steep hill. Squall felt something clinging to his arm and to his horror-it was YUFFIE! "RINOA WHY DID YOU DIE?" he yelled at the sky. (hey that rhymes! LOL)
Cloud, who was sulkily sitting beside Sephiroth in the water ride, gazed at a flower in his hand. Oh how he missed Aeris so much…He sniffled. Meanwhile Sephiroth looked over at his puppet, and glare on his face. Then he noticed Cloud had a flower and he was crying. This was his golden moment!
"Aww! Is da poor wittle puppet goin' ta cry? Boo-hoo-hoo!" (he is SO childish!)
Cloud look up and glared at Sephiroth a threw the flower at him. It hit him in the head and Sephiroth began screaming like a little girl, "IT BURNS! HELP ME! IT BURNS!"
Sephiroth flung the flower over the edge, making Cloud try to leap for it, but was stopped by the bar. He burst into tears after that.
Meanwhile Riku shocked the shit out of Sora as the climbing water Ride reached the top. Riku was about to poke Sora again when Sora grabbed the bar and…gulp…pushed it forward. The ride tipped and Riku screamed bloody murder as he clung to Ansem's Guardian that was helping him. Sora, ever so gladly, flew away like a little birdie.
After Riku had pulled the bar back, he relaxed, glad that Sora was gone.
Yuffie was clinging to Leon like a leech as she screamed, her body getting soaked with water. She grinned as she pulled Leon closer to her, her plan working as Leon's hair got messed up by the water. He ducked, but then he noticed Yuffie clinging to his waist and tried to get away from her, but the ninja had a death grip on him. Poor Leon…and to think-they hadn't even had any fun yet-"YUFFIE! LET GO!" he screamed, accidentally hitting the bar in front of him. It slung open and within seconds, he and Yuffie were flying through the air. He gulped as he smashed intot he concrete below, Yuffie landing on top of him.
"Thanks for breaking my fall, Squall!" Yuffie said cheerfully, gripping him tightly as she picked him up.
"Ow…" Leon mumbled, his body aching. "I need to see a doctor…"
Suddenly Hojo came up out of no where and grabbed Leon, "I think I can be of essitance."
Yuffie's eyes flared. "You let go of my Squall! VINCENT!"
Vincent appeared out of the shadows and went up to Yuffie, spotting Hojo. Hojo gulped, "Um…MOMMY! VINCENT VAMPIRE VALENTINE IS BACK FROM AVALANCHE AND FFVII AND IS OUT TO KILL ME!"
Marluxia popped up, "I shall protect you honey!" he yelled, holding up his scythe.
"You're Hojo's MOTHER!" everyone in the whoel theme park screamed. "EwW! IT BURNS!"
"Oh…no! I'm Ansem's mother!"
"AHHH!"
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They're all idiots, huh? Yeah, I'm sorry for the shorter chapters, but hey-next chapter-I'm gonna do somethin' I did with these pictures I found on the internet of Squall, Selphie, Irvine, and Rinoa. They're all FFVIII characters if you don't know them. But you don't have to know them to find this funny! And of course-everyone knows Selphie and Squall/Leon! Selphie is on Destiny Island with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Tidus, and Wakka!
Ah-I'll just combine this next chappie with this one to make it longer-that's nice, right?
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Squall blinked. Everything was so bright…He looked at the sun and then, as if on cue, everything turned dark. "WHO TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS? RINOA! WHERE IS THE LIGHTSWITCH?"
All at once Squall found himself in a desert. The sky was clouded over. He looked around for any sign of a light switch. Then, the wind picked up just as he spotted Rinoa. "SQUALL LEONHART! FIND THE LIGHTSWITCH!" Rinoa yelled, her hair flying in all directions from the wind.
Squall blinked and looked around some more, "But Rinoa! I can't find the…oh…" he spotted the light switch and flipped it on.
A blinding white light filled everything and turned everything white. Squall looked up, "OHH! Pretty light!"
Rinoa from the still dark desert, "DON'T STEP INTO THE LIGHT!"
Suddenly the white ligth vanished and Squall saw the light turn on, "I found the lightswitch Rinoa!"
As he said that, it grew dark again and suddenly Squall crumpled to the ground, his eyes closing. "NO! I'm DYING!" the sky screamed-that was Leon from KH.
He watched as Squall laid on the dirt ground, not moving. Rinoa rushed forward, kneeling before him. "I'M DEAD!"
Suddenly Rinoa started crying. "NO! DO NOT PITY ME!" Leon yelled.
Then, Ultemica appeared, "I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" and then vanished with her husband-Xemnas.
Laguna appeared, standing in the grass, scratching his head as he looked at Raine, "Um…uh…hi…"
"MY DAD IS ALIVE!" Leon yelled, jumping up and down on a Cloud. "AND SO IS MY MOMMY!"
And then everything changed and Leon stared at the grave of his mother. "NOOOOO! MY MOMMY IS DEAD! WHAAA! NOW I MUST GO GRIEVE WITH KADAJ!
"SQUALL LEONHART! WAKE UP!" a familiar voice yelled.
Leon opened his eyes and saw Rinoa looking at him. "Rinoa? You're alive!" he yelled, "Yay!" and then he kissed her.
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Larexen struggled to get away from Leon as he kissed her. When she finally got away, she was screaming, "AHHH! The lovey-dovy stuff! IT BURNS!"
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Leon stared at larexen. "You're not Rinoa…"
"NO DUH YA JAC-" she was cut short by everyone fallign over and laughing at Leon.
"Okay, now that you woke up-we can go some more rides!" Riku said, clapping his hands together once in an excited manner. Meanwhile Yuffie had gone up to Leon and smacked him in the face. "HOW DARE YOU KISS LAREXEN FIRST LEON!"
"What?…I didn't kiss Larexen first. I kissed Rinoa first after we…OW! OW OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWW! NO! Please! NOT THE HAIR! PLEASE! AHGGG!" Leon screamed as Yuffie cut three strands of his hair off with a pair of scissors. Leon's eyes were streaming weith tears as he held the three pieces of hair. "She's sorry, my beautiful hair, she really is. Now I must give you a proper burial." He buried them in the dirt and weeped.
"I think he;s on drugs…" Riku muttered to Sephiroth, who nodded, "Yeah-along with Cloud…"
Cloud was kneeling before Aeris, holding out….the Masamune, "Aeris, will you marry me?"
Both Zack and Sephiroth attacked Cloud. "LEAVE MY WIFE ALONE!" Sephiroth snarled, bashing Cloud's face in. Zack, who had kicked Cloud, looked at Sephiroth, "YOU'RE WIFE! SHE IS MY GIRLFIRNED!" Zack snarled, wrapping his fingers around Sephiroth's throat.
All at once a tiger came out of no where and ate Zack…little did they know that was Descusting-Yet-So-Fuzzy-And-Cute from Kill Xemnas. Otherwise known as Mr. Whiskers.
Roxas and Axel were running after Mr. Whiskers, yelling, "NOO! GTE BACK HERE SO WE CAN TAKE YOU TO LRS4!"
Riku, who was holding his pet rabid squirrel, LRS4, blinked as the cute fuzzy creature scampered after Mr. Whiskers.
There ya go!