Why Wii?
Chapter 3. Motion Sensing
Note: Thanks to all who reviewed, even the people who hates the Xbox 360. The thing that amuses me is that people say that the Xbox wouldn't be sucessful without Halo, which is true. But what's so bad about that? Halo is an awesome game, so? I still hate the Wii, but I respect the people who like it, because they have their own opinions, like me. Thank you Samurai Naruto, Great Beaver, Bart Simpson 628, Gunnery Sarge, mr. silly boy, and Shadow Gravemind for expressing your opinions. Also I don't hate Nintendo, I love the DS and stuff, but I hate the Wii.
John decided that he will play excitetruck with Gravemind. They held the edge of their controllers, and steered it like that, but they could barely see a thing because of the crappy graphics. Also, the controls were freaking messed up, it was hard to move the controller around to steer. The controls were just too crappy. They also tried Super Smash Bros. Brawl. The motion sensing didn't work in that, so they used the classic controller, omg, why pay good money to buy a thing that has crappy graphics to play a stupid fighting game?
John's wrists were tired from moving around and stuff, so he got angry.
"Die Wii!" growled John.
John sliced the Wii into two with his sword.
"Yay!" yelled Gravemind.
"Here's the money to buy a real system." said John, handing him $400.
Gravemind and John happily hopped all the way to Best Buy where they bought the 360 with Dead Rising, G.R.A.W., and many other games!
Note: This has got to be the most crappiest story I wrote ever in my life, but oh well. I hoped you have enjoyed this story.