(The day continued on from there, and it was extremely boring. Eventually they saw a car pull into Edd's old neighbor's house. Everyone looked in wonder to see Edd's new neighbor.)

Nazz: Hey guys, here they are!

Jonny: Oh boy Plank, this is really exciting isn't it?

Kevin: Maybe it's another dork!

Sarah: Maybe it's not!

Eddy: Shut up everyone!

Edd: They're here.

(The car door opens, a mom leaves it and unlocks the door and goes inside. Her son, around the cul-de-sac kids' age, gets out of the car. He's bald except for a few small stringy hairs, and he covers it by putting on a beanie with a large X on it. It's black, like the rest of his clothes. Black jeans, black shoes, a black skull shirt, except the skull is white, and black sunglasses.)

(Ed looks at him not knowing what's going on, Edd looks afraid of him, Eddy looks amazed, Nazz looks like she's in love, Jonny looks intrigued, Plank looks normal, Kevin looks unimpressed, Jimmy looks terrified, Sarah looks cruelly, and Rolf looks disappointingly.)

Kevin: He's weird!

Nazz: (in a dreamy voice) Yeah!

Rolf: Maybe he's lacking of head brains!

Ed: Maybe he's a pound of gravy!

Eddy: Maybe you need to shut up Ed!

Jimmy: He looks like he's gonna eat us!

Sarah: He can't eat us Jimmy!

Edd: Well who's gonna talk to him.

(Everyone takes a step back from Edd except Ed, but Eddy drags him back too. Edd gulps.)

Edd: Traitors! I guess I'll...(gulp)..I'll...I'll have to do this myself!

(Edd walks over to the new kid in a slow terrified matter. When he finally reaches there, mumbling to himself, a shakily waves.)

Edd: H...H...H...hi?

(The new kid takes off his sunglasses and puts them in his pocket.)

New kid: Hey.

Edd: Oh good, a response to me, despite my nervousness?

New kid: Yeah. Sup?

Edd: Actually it's "what's up?".

(The new kid looks at him furiously for a second, and then cools down and smiles for a brief moment, only to return to his expressionless stare.)

New kid: The name's Damien.

Edd: Oh! That's so rude of me, I forgot to introduce myself! I'm Edd. But everyone calls me Double D.

Damien: Double D...cool.

Edd: Oh good!

(He walks back to the group.)

Sarah: So what did he say?

Kevin: Is he a dork?

Rolf: Is he human?

Eddy: Tell us Double D!

Nazz: Yeah...tell them, I mean us!

Edd: Well his name is Damien.

Kevin: Damien...what kind of a name is that?

Ed: It's a cow's name! Cluck!

Eddy: Can it Ed! He's not finished yet! Did you tell you anything else?

Edd: No, except for Hey, Yeah, Sup, and Double D...cool, he didn't say too much.

Jonny: That's mysterious, ain't it Plank?

Rolf: Too mysterious.

Kevin: Well at least he's not a dork.

(The whole group walks over to Damien and introduces themselves.)

Kevin: I'm Kevin.

Sarah: Sarah.

Jimmy: I'm Jimmy, pleasure to mee-

Rolf: (pushes Jimmy out of the way) I'm Rolf, and you must be the mysterious dark-clotted boy of mystery meat!

Jonny: I'm Jonny, and this is Plank!

Damien: Plank...sup?

Jonny: Did you hear that Jonny, he said 'sup?'!

Nazz: Um...I'm...N-N-N-Nazz.

Damien: Nazz...cool.

Nazz: Heheh, you're really cute.

(Ed, Edd, Eddy, Kevin, and Jonny looks at Damien with anger in their eyes, Damien smiles at Nazz and Eddy pushes her out of the way, lowering his smile to his expressionless face again.)

Eddy: I'm Eddy!

Ed: And I'm Ed! You looks like a hungry chicken!

(Eddy slaps Ed and he falls over. Edd helps him up and the gang goes back to their original spots, talking about Damien to themselves.)

Kevin: I can't believe him!

Eddy: Yeah I know!

Sarah: Who does he think he is anyways?

Jimmy: Yeah! Fight the power!

Eddy: We must stop him!

Jonny: Yeah, before it's too late! (he leans over to Plank) What's that Plank? You have a plan? Hey everyone! Plank has a plan!

Sarah: Well spill it already!

Eddy: Yeah!

Jonny: Okay Plank, what's the plan?