Title: What Were You Thinking?
Author/Artist: Cheysuli Night
Pairing: Suoh/Akira
Fandom: CLAMP Campus Detectives
Theme: #20. In the heat of the moment
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Shounen-ai
Disclaimer: The characters belong to CLAMP. I'm just playing with them.
A/N: They're in High School, in case you were wondering.

Nokoru couldn't believe it. He just couldn't believe it. What his friends... his best friends did... it was almost unforgivable. And rather... ewwww. He glared over at his cowering friends. "Just what where you two thinking?"

Suoh and Akira flinched, Akira moving to hide behind his lover. "Well, we... weren't," Suoh answered, looking around desperately for escape. "Thinking, that is."

Akira nodded. "Right! We weren't! Uh... would you like some cookies? I can go make some," he offered, inching towards the door.

Nokoru growled. "Stay!"

Akira pale and swiftly hid behind Suoh again. "O-ok. Staying. Not moving at all," he mumbled, clinging to the back of Suoh's rumpled uniform.

Suoh nodded, staring intently at the floor. "Right. Not moving. Like a statue."

"Statue."

Nokoru almost laughed at his friends' behavior... but then he remembered why they were so scared of him at the moment. He glared over at his workspace, noticing once again the mess the two had made. Papers were scattered everywhere, the smoking remains of his computer where lying on the floor, and pictures and various nicknacks were thrown about the room. He sighed. "Ok, I get it," he began calmly, walking a slow circle around his trembling friends. "It's late, you thought I'd gone home, you realized you were all alone. And one thing led to another. Heat of the moment and all that." He stopped in front of his friends. "Am I right?"

Suoh and Akira nodded frantically.

"Well," Nokoru continued, stalking closer. "The next time you get caught in the 'heat of the moment', could you please NOT HAVE SEX ON MY DESK!"

His friends flinched, blushed, nodded, and ran. Not necessarily in that order.

Nokoru watched them go, briefly considered giving chase, but decided against it. He wouldn't have been able to catch them anyways. He sighed. "I loved that desk," he said, staring at the ruin furniture. "Why did it have to be my desk?"

He sighed again and sadly left the office in search of some heavy-duty bleach.