Chapter:7 Sakura's mission

Rated T for Violence and langage.

Disclamer: I do not own Naruto I only own Jak, Jet and some of the jutsu's.

After Naruto's missiom (dance dance dance) the group headed

too the next town but of course,Jet had to do something to someone. "Ummmmmmmm" "Who should i get now?" thought Jet. "The

Quiet one, Jak." "Here is my evil plan": "ummmmmmm I don't Know his... oh yea! PEANUTS! SO i go freeze time spread

peanut butter all over him dig a hole with big spikes." Thinks

Jet. I think ill NOT DO THAT and Ill just shoot him with my

peanut butter cannon." Thought Jet. So Jet wips out his Peanut

butter cannon and fires! Blam blam blam Splat! "Why the hell

did you do that!" Plop "I shited my pants!"

SCREAMED jAK. I AM NOT Legally allowed to tell you the rest.
So now they arived at the big city and i did'nt tell you this

but Sasuke turned vamp mode and flew away. But anyway, they

went to a hotel and when they got in, they found Sasuke

sitting on the floor eating egg rolls. "Hey how did you get

here before us and where did you get those egg rolls?" asked

Sakura? " I flew to america, stole three boats, 5jets, and 19

taxies. "Also, i kicked the statue of liberty in the eye."

(the MAN didn't like it) :() " But let me ask the most important question of all, Can I have an eggroll?" Asked Jet.

" AHHHH, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Go hump your life sized doll of Ino."

I don't need to, she'll do it for me. OHHHH, YOU... GOT...

SERVED!" screamed Jet. "Pushout the window jutsu!"

Yelled Jet. "You wont push him out the windo...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Yelled Sakura when she got in the way of Sasuke and she got pushed out the window. "Dang shes still fallin." said Jak.

"Ok lets go to the store." said Naruto."MMMMM Eggroll let's go

Sakura are you okay?" said Jet "yea fine, to the store" said Sakura.

First they stoped at an American restaurant and got Jumbo

Popcorn Shrimp and once they got to the parking lot, there was

a ninja Jhong he challanged Sakura (Girly MAN). Sakura and Jhong threw shurikein after shurikein. Clang! Then, they used kuyonis to slash each other. Then all of a sudden Jhong droped 4 cherrie bombs and nobody saw this but, at the last second,

Sakura Grabed the 3rd piece of the map and... bang! She went flying 15 feet in the air. She only had a minor burn. " I

can't belive im alive!" Screamed Sakura. "Too the next Village!".