Secret Agent Man
DC: We don't own Naruto.
Ch.2 by: Wine
Gaara drummed his fingers on the desk top. He couldn't take it any more. How long could she keep rambling? Lee had more dignity!
He glared at Tohru out of the corner of his eyes. "Cease your rambling." He ground out.
"Ok Gaara-chan!"
"Don't call me that."
"Ok Gaara-kun!"
"Don't call me that."
"Ok Gaara-san!"
"Woman, shut-up."
Tohru smiled cheerily. "Ok!"
His head snapped towards her, a malicious glint in his eyes. "Do not talk."
"Ok!"
Gaara cracked his knuckles and placed his hand on her shoulder. "Do you understand what 'Do Not Talk' means?"
Tohru giggled and nodded. "Of course! It means don't talk."
Gaaras' face remained still, though his eyes were screaming 'die!' to Tohru…she didn't notice.
"Why do you ask? I mean, we all know what don't talk means…but I guess Sensei does a good job. Shouldn't we be learning?"
Gaara's resolve snapped. With in seconds, she was pinned to the wall with Kunai and Shuriken again.
As he sat in front of her, his chakra screaming 'uber pissed', she still was smiling at him…with a side of fear.
"Tohru!" Kyo and Yuki yelled. Kyo took a step forward from his desk, and suddenly, a shuriken whizzed by the top of his head and imbedded itself in the wall.
Kyo watched as strands of his hair fell onto the ground. He blinked and looked at Gaara. "Hey! You could have killed me!"
Kakashi spoke up from his place at his desk. "Your point is?"
"He almost killed me!"
"But he didn't. So shut up, do your work, and count your blessings."
"But he almost KILLED me!"
(A/n from Whiskey: I'm in love with a moron!)
Kakashi smacked his hand to his forehead and shook his head.
Before he could answer Kyo, he was surprised when the whole class answered for him. "But he didn't! SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Kyo cringed and sank into his chair, mumbling about crazy people he had to put up with.
Gaara flashed a look at Kakashi , then turned back to Tohru.
Kakashi looked around the room and stopped at Shikamaru. "You…go ask for Sakura."
"Aw. Sensei, why me?" he whined from his place at his desk.
"GO!" Kakashi yelled.
With a poof of smoke, Shikamaru was gone.
The Sohmas stared at his desk. Was he a distant Sohma? What was with the poof and the smoke?
With another 'poof', Shikamaru was sitting at his desk again. "Jiraiya-sensei has sent for Haruno."
Kakashi nodded.
Everyone held their breath as they waited for Sakura. Well…that didn't last long. They needed to breathe.
When Sakura came in, there was a round of cheers. Kyo and Yuki glanced at each other with confused faces before shrugging and looking back at the door.
"What's wrong Sensei?" she asked Kakashi.
Kakashi pointed his hand to the back of the room, where, in the dark corner, Gaara was meditating. She looked up and saw Tohru. With a grin, she skipped up to Tohru and helped her down.
"Thank you so much Haruno-san." Tohru bowed to her and sat back down at the desk that was usually Sakura's.
Sakura stood there with her hands on her hips. "Gaara, what did you do now?"
He glanced at her before turning his gaze back to the wall. With a sigh of defeat, she simply plopped in his lap, and Gaara grunted and his eyes opened and stared at her in boredom.
"Miss….aren't you afraid he will hurt you?" Yuki's voice sounded from the other side of the room, where Kyo was nodding in agreement.
There was a moment of silence before the class burst out laughing. Gaara snorted and tried to meditate, but it was a little hard considering Sakura was numbing his legs.
Yuki flushed and sat back down, confusion evident on his face. After that class calmed down, Sasuke spoke up from his place beside Yuki.
"Of course he wouldn't hurt her. They're both freaks, and freaks look out for each other." He sneered.
"Shut up baka." Someone hissed from the room.
"Yes, Uchiha, shut the hell up." Sakura spat at him.
"Why should I?"
Time stood still for the occupants of the room as Gaara turned his head to the side slightly and looked at Sasuke. There was something in his eyes. A promise that Sasuke couldn't quite place, but it scared him shit-less. He had pissed of Sabaku no Gaara. No…he had pissed off the monster. (A/n from Wine: Gaara is NOT a monster. He's a deadly, shmexy bitch that I love. )
Kakashi saw the exchange between the two chuunin and swore under his breath. "Haruno Sakura. Take this note up to the office. I am requesting that you stay and they have Nara Shikamaru take your place in the student exchange program.
Sakura smiled brightly and jogged out of the room, note in hand.
As she walked down to the office, a man with a briefcase, and brown hair that flopped over one eye stepped out. 'Drool much.' Inner Sakura spoke dreamily.
"Excuse me, miss, do you happen to know where Hatake Kakashi's class is?" a voice said from behind her. She whirled around and nodded dumbly.
"Um…let me just give Jiraiya-sensei this note, and I will be right out."
The man nodded and Sakura slipped in the office, and came back out.
"Follow me."
They walked in silence down the long, twisting hallways of the building, where they finally came to a stop. "Sensei, a man is here to see you." She quipped as she walked to the back of the classroom, where she moved Tohru to the empty seat beside Ten Ten, who hugged Sakura happily.
Kakashi walked out of the classroom, his hands stuffed in his pockets as usual. He talked briefly to the man, and welcomed him inside.
"Class, this is the temporary school psychiatrist, Sohma Hatori."
Yuki and Kyo's heads snapped up, and Tohru waved happily from the seat. "Hello Hatori-san!" she giggled. Hatori nodded back to her, a small smile on his face.
The whole class was silent, before Zaku spoke up, " Are you related to these morons?" he asked.
Hatori looked startled for a moment. "Are Ayame and Shigure here?" he asked, his eyes scanning the room.
Yuki and Kyo turned their heads. "Just great." They muttered.
Hatori turned to Kakashi. "Do you mind if I speak to a couple of your students?"
"Go ahead. Don't mind me."
Hatori walked up to Yuki and Kyo and bent down slightly. He whispered to them, and Kyo slammed his fist on the desk. "No fucking way!" he yelled.
Yuki's face had darkened, like he was remembering his past all over again.
Tohru sat curiously before Hatori came to her. "Honda-san, Akito requires your presence once more this weekend, and for you to bring someone named Sabaku no Gaara, and Haruno Sakura. It seems he has been following you three again." He said in a hardened tone. There was a flash of fear on Tohru's face before she nodded with a bright smile.
"All right! I doubt Gaara-chan-" a growl from Gaara was heard, "would want to come. I do not know Haruno-san that well…but I sill ask her."
"Sure, I'll go." Sakura piped up from behind Ten Ten.
Gaara looked at her with his blank face before nodding in acceptance. "I shall go as well."
Hatori nodded and, with a softer tone and face, whispered to Tohru, "Momiji is coming as well to this school."
As if on cue, the door crashed open, and a young boy stood there in blue overalls and a blue beret. "Tori-san!" he yelled when he spotted Hatori.
Momiji bounded over to him and hugged him tightly. "Tori-san! Did you tell them, did you? Huh, huh?"
The doctor nodded and turned to the other two. "Gaara, Sakura, come to this address on Saturday, and I will pick you three up from there."
Sakura nodded for her and Gaara, who had just stared blankly at the piece of paper.
Hatori walked out of the room and turned to the P.E rooms. This was going to be an interesting year.
Sorry the update took so long. I, Whiskey, had to upload the chapter for Wine. She wrote it though, but seeing as her computer has issues, this was the only solution. Can't wait to see what I will right next...
Reveiw please.