Author's note: Part 2 in a shoe! Heeheehee!
Disclaimer: I own...good question...but not Fruits basket!
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"Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage!"
"Stop angsting here, Yuki. Or I'll throw this cat at you."
"Whatever."
"(Throws Kyo at Yuki)"
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That was damn special.
Damn.
Yeah. It's still my word.
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"Damn."
"YOU STOLE MY WORD KYO AND NOW YOU SHALL DIE BECAUSE IT WAS DECIDED IT WAS MY WORD AND WHAT HAS BEEN DECIDED CAN'T BE CHANGED AND IT HAS BEEN DECIDED BY NONE OTHER THAN ME, HATORI-RI-RI!"
"(Dramatic pause)"
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I'm dizzy. I said all that in one breath.
Woo.
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I went to Shigure's house but everyone was gone.
I first went and looked through Shigure's stuff.
I found a lot of hentai. I read them.
And I found a cookie.
I ate the cookie. It was peanut butter.
I love peanut butter.
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Then I went through Kyo's stuff.
He has a lot of stuff but I found a love note to Yuki.
That yaoi freak.
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Then I went through Tohru's stuff.
She had a ton of hetai hidden. I read it. Take that, damn flat-chested perverted moron.
I also found yaoi pictures.
There were some of Kyo and Yuki, and some of Shigure and Ayame. Yeah.
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I didn't get to go through Yuki's stuff, because they came home. Damn them.
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"It's peanut butter jelly time!"
"Right, Kyo."
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DAMN HIM!
He's stealing my word and my peanut butter!
Damn Kyo to the bowels of Akito's rooms.
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"I hip, hop, I hip and I hop and I just can't stop, my bunny ears flop and you can help your mom if you sweep and mop!"
"(Dramatic pause)"
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Uncle Richard, he's a weirdo. Passin out pictures of himself in a speedo.
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That reminds me of Shigure.
"I know why. Remember last christmas?"
"Oh, yeah."
SCARY MEMORIES!
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"HATORI!"
"What?"
"Are you my garage band king?"
"(Dramatic pause)"
"WELL?"
"No."
"I HATE YOU!"
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That was odd.
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Haha.
Some girl beat Kureno with a pole because she thought he was a rapist.
Haha.
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"That's not funny, Hatori!"
"Yes it is, Kureno!"
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Haru just proclaimed to the world he's the king of all cows. I cow-tipped him again.
Cow-tipping Haru is fun.
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Yeah.
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Look at me, dacin' around! Look at me, dancin' around!
"That's nice, Hatori."
"Ayame?"
"No, it's Akito."
"Was that sarcasim?"
"NO IT WASN'T YOU IDIOT!"
I feel stupid.
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We all did the maceraina. It was weird.
Then we forced Kureno to do the Chicken Dance.
He was all, na na na na na na na!
It was hilarious.
Now, to make Kyo do the Kitty Cat dance!
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The secret identity of Super Retarded Dog has been reviled.
It's...SHIGURE!
So now when he enters a room we sing, "S-U-P-E-R, R-E-tarded! D-O-G!"
Haha.
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LEHGASPO.
Kyo was doing the Kitty Cat dance!
He was all, "And I dance dance dance, and I dance dance dance, and I dance...I'm a kitty cat!"
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"I saw beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, oh, beans lots of beans, lots of beans lots of beans!"
"Umm...right, Haru."
"Seriously! That's what I saw when Magical Trevor dissapeared me!
"And then you sing, 'They're coming to take me away, HAHA!'"
"DAMN YOU!"
"DAMN YOU! YOU STOLE MY WORD!"
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Yelling is fun.
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Damn.
Tohru and Kagura fell off the roof.
Tohru actually knocked Kagura off it.
I HATE YOU TOHRU YOU DAMN MORON!
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That's hot.
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Author's note: Yeah. This isn't as all over the place as the first one, but I like it.
S-U-P-E-R, R-E- tarded, D-O-G!