Author's note: I'm listening to a morning show and they have the background music from Angels in Airwaives...heh.
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Merp.
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Everyone is a moronic idiot.
Heh.
Moronic.
I like that word.
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"I've been thinking..."
"S-U-P-E-R R-E-tarded D-O-G! That's new, Shigure."
"Shut up! Haa-san is MEAN!"
"(Dramatic pause)"
"Anyway, my secret identity has been reviled. So..."
"What?"
"I forget. Merp!"
Shigure, you area Naruto-obssesed moron. Seriously, he dressed up like someone he called "Hatake Kakashi". Right. Moron.
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"HATORI!"
"What?"
"I forgot!"
Akito is a moron, too.
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"Hatori?"
"What, Yuki?"
"I forgot."
THESE PEOPLE ARE MORONS!
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"Ha'ri!"
"WHAT?"
"I think I umm"
"What?"
"I forgot."
"(Anger mark)"
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"HATORI!"
"What, Kyo?"
"These people are morons."
"Why are you telling me?"
"Because I AM THE BOOOOX GHOOOOOST!"
"(Dramatic pause)"
"DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!"
"(Dramatic pause)"
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Kyo shall join the relmn of the insane people.
Like Haru, the ruler of all cows.
Speaking of Haru, muh hahahahaha.
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"(Cow-tips Haru)"
"(Dramatic pause)"
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That's getting old.
I need something new.
Hmm.
I GOT IT!
No, that's to Akito-ish.
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I shall eat peanut butter now.
Peanut butter is sexy.
Because I said so.
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"Go granny, it's yo berfday!"
"(Dramatic pause)"
"Fine, you don't like me rapping?"
"No, Momiji. Frankley, it scares me."
"Okay. Then I'll SING!"
"(Dramatic pause)"
"Oh baby when you talk like that, it make a woman go mad, so be wise, and keep on, reading the signs of my body!"
NOOOOOO! My right eye!
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"Hatori-ri-ri-ri-ri-ri-ri-"
"What?"
"What's wrong with Hatori-oji-chan?"
"Momiji blinded me, Kisa."
"How?"
"Have you ever seen him try to belly dance?"
"Oh."
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If I go blind in my right eye, I'm gonna sue!
Yeah. For two million billion trillion quadrillion sextillion yen! Muh hahahahahahahah-
"What are you doing?"
"Nothing, Hiro."
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SextillionIS actuallya number.
It's six...something.
That's my new favorite number.
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"MY FAVORITE NUMBER IS 13, HATORI!"
"Why, Tohru?"
"BECAUSE! If the cat was in the zodiac, then there would be 13 animals!"
"Umm, right."
"I am the box ghost!"
"There are no boxes here."
"BEWARE! (Runs away)"
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Right.
"HATORI!"
"Is today annoy Hatori day?"
"No, that's the 15th. But you didn't use 'dotdotdot'"
"Yeah, and?"
"You are my new favorite person!"
"(Dramatic pause)"
"See? (Hugs Hatori)"
"GET OFF ME!"
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RAWR.
Fear me.
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Dora, Dora, Dora the EXPLORER!
"No!Iit's Kisa, Kisa, Kisa the EXPLORER!"
"(Dramatic pause)"
"BEWARE OF THE BOOOOX GHOOOOOST!"
"Go away, Kyo!"
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"I'M A BULL RUN WITH ME!"
"(Dramatic pause)(Tips Haru over)"
I'm bringing Haru-tipping back.
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Lean with it, rock with it.
"Hatori! Your a suky gangsta! Wit a 'A'! It's 'Leen wit it, rok wit it1'"
That was scary. All spelling skills, gone.
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I have a confession.
I found a website that you marry characters from anything and I married--
Dramatic pause.
MYSELF!
"Hatori?"
"What?"
"Why would you marry yourself?"
"Why are you the box ghost?"
"BEWARE!(Runs away)"
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Damn moron fell off the roof again.
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"Why do you keep falling off the roof?"
"Umm, because, uh, KYO PUSHES ME!"
"Tohru?"
"Hmm?"
"You suck at lying."
"I'm sorry!"
"(Poke)"
Hey, it works with her, too!
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I love me.
Hey! They have KANA on the website!
(Marrys Kana)
Wheeeee!
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I will marry Ayame and Shigure to make them happy.
(Marrys Ayame and Shigure)
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I'll marry the "Box Ghost" because ghost are sexy.
(Marrys Kyo)
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And I'll marry Yuki so he'll get off of me.
(Marrys Yuki)
"YAY!"
"GET OFF ME!"
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I'll split up with Yuki.
(Splits up with Yuki)
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When life gives you lemons, stick them in your shirt to make your boobs look bigger!
That's my new favorite quote.
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I just realized.
I'm married to 4 guy.
Including me.
That's weird and yaoi-ish.
I'm a yaoi. Woo!
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Your mom is a yaoi, like ME!
Actually, she would be a yuri, but screw that.
"OKAY!"
Damn Momiji.
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Hell yeah. Damn's still my word.
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Tohru has lemons in her shirt.
Damn her, she's a moron.
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Akito's thinking about plastic sugury.
That's kinda funny.
Heh.
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"BEWARE OF THE BOX GHOST!"
"No."
"Why?"
"Because, ghost are sexy."
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I. Am. A. Yaoi. And. Proud.
I should make it a club.
The "I. Am. A. Yaoi. And Proud. Club."
Or, it can be the "IAAYAP".
Yes, the "A" and the "And" get an A because they're sexy.
And it can say "Aaya" in the club name.
That's cool.
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"BEWARE!"
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Kyo. Is. A. Sexy. Ghost.
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Author's note: I found a website that you can marry your favorite characters and I married Ayame, Hatori, Kyo, Shigure, and Yuki. And a pickle. Heh, I feel special. MY SEXY PICKLE! Yes, it's sexy. Hah.