Author's note: Heh. Heh heh. I'm sagging my pants. But I'm wearing black short-shorts under it. Hah. And there's a LOT of yaoi, just so you know.
Disclaimer: I disclaim stuff!
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Heh. Yeah. Hell Yeah.
It sucks to be me!
It's a song. That rocks.
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"You are the wind beneith my wings."
"Umm, okay, Yuki, now, GET. OFF. ME!"
"Ha'ri! You married me!"
"I also split up with you."
"That makes me sad!"
"Yuki!"
"What?"
"Just join IAAYAPC!"
"The what?"
"The I. Am. A. Yaoi. And. Proud. Club."
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One member. Now, lets see, who else?
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"Aaya!"
"What?"
"You have to join something!"
"Otay!"
Damn, that was easy.
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"Shigure!"
"What did I do? I swear I, umm, DIDN'T throw Tohru off the roof!"
"No, you have to join something?"
"Why?"
"Aaya's in it."
"COUNT ME IN!"
Moron.
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Now, lets's see THE LIST TYPE THING!
Hatori, Aaya, Shigure, Yuki, Check.
I know!
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"Kyo!"
"I am not Kyo. I am the sexy box ghost FORMALLY known as Kyo Sohma."
"Fine, The sexy boxghost FORMALLY known as Kyo Sohma, will you join something?"
"Yes. Because I am a sexy box ghost."
Haha.
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"KUREEEEEENOOOOOO!"
"What?"
"Join the IAAYAPC, Kureno!"
"Okay."
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"HARUUUUUUUUU!"
"What?"
"Join something and be with Yuki!"
"Yuki? OKAY!"
"(Cow-tips Haru)"
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"MOMIIIIIJJJJJJIIIIII!"
"What?"
"You're a yaoi, join the club!"
"Okay!"
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Now let's see THE LIST TYPE THING!
Hatori, Aaya, Shigure, Yuki, Kyo, Kureno, Haru, Momiji,Check.
Woo. 8 people.
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAL!
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"Welcome to the I. Am. A. Yaoi. And. Proud. Club!"
"YAAAAAY!"
"We need rules. Rule one: Kyo and peanut butter are sexy."
"Rule two: You must be a yaoi."
"That's good, Yuki! I never though of that!"
"Shut up, Ayame."
"Rule three, umm, you can't join if you've been raped by Akito!"
"Okay, bye everyone."
"BYE KURENO!"
"Rule four: Hatori is our sexy leader"
"(Dramatic pause)"
"Wow, umm, thanks, Kyo."
"I. AM. THE SEXY BOX GHOST FORMALLY KNOWN AS KYO SOHMA! GET IT RIGHT!"
And it went on. Being yaoi is fun. We were making--
Peanut butter cookies. Haha I know what you were thinking.
Pervert.
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Kagura! I LOVE YOU!
"Really? But you're a yaoi!"
"I know! But you are sexy like Kyo and peanut butter!"
We had sextillion cookies.
I know what you were thinking.
You are NOT sexy like Kyo and peanut butter!
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Haha.
Kureno isn't a yaoi. But the rest of us are.
Because yaoi is sexy.
And Kureno isn't sexy enough.
Kureno got beat with a pole for being a rapist.
"It. Is. Not. FUNNY!"
"YES IT IS! You're just not sexy enough too see that!"
"I'm sexy."
"No you're not."
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Kureno's not sexy.
But me and Kyo and peanut butter and Kagura and NOT you are.
I'm damn sexy.
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"I'm too sexy for my shirt!"
"Shigure! Ayame!"
"What?"
"You are singing in your sleep again!"
"Oh, we are? It's because we are sexy."
Hell yeah they are.
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I'm still married to them. And Kyo and me. But since I'm the seahorse, and the seahorse guy have the baby, I'm the damn woman.
Damn the sexy people.
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"Kyo!"
"What?"
"You're sexy!"
"I know!"
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That was odd.
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Sexyness rocks.
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Some girl named Sora said I was married to her.
"I married you!"
"You did?"
"Because I am currentlyobssesed with you! And I have no idea why, but Iruka!"
"(Dramatic pause)"
"(Dramatic pause)"
"You can be sexy, too!"
"YAY! HA'RI CALLED ME SEXY!"
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Wow. I'm not a complete yaoi.
But, Yaoiness-icity is sexy.
Hell. Yeah.
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Author's note: I heared on the radio thay were playing a song by Panic! at the Disco 2 times at the same time. It sounded cool XD. This chapter is VERY sexy. Heck. Yes.