Note: I just sang the whole Cloud song when I was opening this to check stuff...yeah. I love the Cloud song! YAY! 20 reviews, that's the most! and only one flame! I'm special! YAY FOR THE SPECIAL! And I have orange hair! Seriously! YAY!
Disclamer: I do not own the coolness known as Fruits Basket. But that would be cool.
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Yeah.
I'm not thinking.
But then, you wouldn't be reading this if I wasn't.
Let's go and confuse Shigure!
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"HAA-SAN!"
"What?"
"Since you are the dragon and the dragon is a sea horse and you are a guy and the sea horse guy has the babies, can you have a baby?"
"That may be possable. If I were to compulate, I might possably be impregnated.
"Huh?"
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That was fun.
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My name is Cloud, I have a sword, I fight cacturs, because I'm boerd!
"Hatori? You have and alternate personality?"
"Yes, Tohru, now go have Shigure throw you off the roof."
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!(CRASH)"
"(Dramatic pause)"
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No. Oh, hell no.
Ayame is trying to steal my sexy leaderisum!
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"No way Ayame!"
"Pleeeaaaaaase?"
"No. Way. Ayame."
"Fine."
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Yeah. I know. I totally rock your socks. If your wearing any.
Sora's not.
"So what? Being sockless is fun!"
"I'm not wearing any socks either."
"(Dramatic pause)"
"Sora? HEY!"
"What? Oh, just thinking."
"That's new."
"HA'RI'S MEAN! (Hugs Hatori)"
"(POOF)"
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"RAMEN!"
"No, you remember what happen last time."
Flashback
"RRRRAAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN! I ate lunch with a spoon because that's how I roll!"
"(Dramatic pause)"
End Flashback
"Oh, right, Hatori."
"Yeah, now, go, umm, screw,something."
"RIGHT AWAY!"
Momiji scared me sometimes.
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I'm the greatest, I'm the greatest.
"SPIDER-MAN! SPIDER-MAN! SOMETHING I CAN'T REMEMBER, SPIDER-MAN!"
"Erm, Kitty?"
"What?"
"Why did you sing that?"
"Screw you."
"I can't."
"But I can!"
"GO AWAY MOMIJI!"
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"Kyo?"
"I am the sexy box ghost FORMALLY know as Kyo Sohma!"
"Right. Where's Haru?"
"Over there. He said he's the sexy ruler of the cows FORMALLY known as Hatsuharu Sohma."
"He can't declare himself sexy!"
"But he did."
"Screw him."
"OKAY, HA'RI!"
"GO AWAY MOMIJI!"
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Something's wrong with him.
"I'm mating like a rabbit! Because I am a rabbit!"
"(Dramatic pause)"
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"(Cow-tips the sexy ruler of the cows FORMALLY known as Hatsuharu Sohma)"
"Hey! You can't cow-tip me! I'm sexy!"
"Fine. (Sexy cow-tips the sexy ruler of the cows FORMALLY known as Hatsuharu Sphma)"
"That's better."
"(Dramatic Pause)"
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"I'm too sexy for my shirt!"
"Tohru, umm, no you're not."
"Hatori, you're mean!"
"Well, you're flatchested!"
"You're blind in one eye!"
"You're a moron!"
"You, umm, you, serve Akito!"
"You are overly-perky!"
"Damn. I'm out."
"WORD STEALER!"
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Hah. I won a diss-fight to Tohru.
"So what?"
"I'll beat you, too, Kyo!"
"I. AM. THE. SEXY. BOX. GHOST. FORMALLY. KNOWN. AS. KYO. SOHMA!"
"Whatever. You're a cat."
"You're partly blind!"
"You're weak!"
"Part of you're name means chicken!"
"You have orange hair!"
"You erase people's memories!"
"That's cool! You have anger management issues!"
"You have weird hair!"
"You can't beat Yuki!"
"You, umm, damn, I'm out."
It's fun not having a ton of disses.
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"Shigure."
"What?"
"Ayame."
"Hmm?"
"Ritsu."
"Yes?"
"You are all, umm, morons!"
"(Dramatic pause)"
"I'M SORRY!"
"(Poke)"
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Ritsu is throwing poo. After all, he IS a monkey.
"I'M SO SOOORRRRY! I APOLIGIZE TO YOU ALL, THE WHOLE PLANET, AND THE MARTIANS, TOO BECAUSE I EXIST! I DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE! I'M SORRY I EVER WAS BORN AND I PUT HE BURDAN THAT IS ME ON THIS FAMILYYYYY! I'M SO SOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY!"
"Shigure?"
"What?"
"What was that all about? And why is he throwing poo?"
"Because he had the urge to throw poo and then he yelled at himself about it."
"Right."
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I can speak Japanese.
Big shocker there, right?
Desu.
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Shigure is singing "Woman". He's weird and a moron.
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"So long and good night..."
"Hatori, why are you singing an awesome song by anAmerican band?"
"Because. MCR rocks."
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If I don't make it through this,
Tell Ayame,
He's weird.
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I love MCR. I shall go emo!
"Hatori is bi?"
"Mehbeh."
I have eyeliner on. And I stole some clothes from Akito, but since I'm the tallest person here, they don't fit.
Damn them to the bowels of Akito's room.
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"I suck."
"I know, Hiro."
"Hatori, you're not helping!"
"Thank you, Rin!"
Well, she sucks, at least. She's not in the anime.
Ha. Ha. Ha.
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"Kureno is weird."
"Why, Kisa?"
"He's not in the anime."
"And you are?"
"Umm, yeah, I am."
"Damn."
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Sometimes I give my self the creeps, sometimes my mind plays tricks on me, and it all keeps adding up, I think I'm cracking up!
That reminds me of Yuki. Hahaha.
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It's peanut butter jelly time!
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Author's note: That does remind me of Yuki. I don't know why. Andmy sister called me Kyo because of my orange hair. I called her Sakura because hers is pink.
Payback. Even though I was calling myself the "Self-proclaimed cat of th zodiac."'Cause I'm cool like that.