Note: GROWWL I typed part of this chapter and it didn't save. GROWWL. I dedicate this to all orage haired people! Like Kyo! And me!
And I also dedicate this to the refriderator on my porch because it's sexy to have one on your back porch.
Disclamer: I do not own the coolness known as Fruits Basket or the happy song. But that would be cool.
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"I'm really special 'cause there's only one of me! Look at this smile, I'm so damn happy the people are jelous of me! When I'm sad and lonly I like to hear this song, it cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long OHOHOH I'm so happy, I'm a sugar coated me! Puppy dog and sugar frogs and kittens, baby teeth! Watch out all you mothers, I'm happy as harcore, happy as a coupon for a 20 dollar whore!"
"(Dramatic pause)"
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That was, umm, damn special of Kyo.
"Then I'll sing more because I'm damn special like that."
"Kyo--"
"I can't do this man, I'm not happy."
"Good."
"I'm really special 'cause there's only one of me! Look at this smile I'm so damn happy that the people are jeolus of me! These are my love handles, and this is my spout, but if you tip me over than momma said knock out. I am special I am happy I'm am gonna heave! Welcome to my happy world now get your shit and leave!I'm happy I'm good I'm, I'm outta here! Screw you!"
"(Dramatic pause)"
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Wow.
Shigure is watching Naruto again.
What a damn obssesed freak.
"Who are YOU calling obssesed?"
"Erm, you?"
"DIE! YOU DON'T DISS NARUTO LIKE THAT!"
"(Dramatic pause)"
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Damn. My foot's asleep.
I'll walk it off. Don't worry, there's a "Be Back Soon Walk It Off" sign on my door.
I'll just walk in the direction of Kana's place.
And to pass the time, I'll sing.
I'm really special 'cause there only one of-DAMN YOU KYO!
Damn you to the bowels of Akito's bedroom.
I'm evil.
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Hahaha. I'm at Kana's.
I swear I'm not a stalker!
"Hello, Hatori-san, why are you spying on me? Especially when I'm in the shower. Are you stalking me?"
Damn, I'm caught! RUN AWAY!
Oh, well, I got some good pictures of her.
Damn. Drool.
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OH. MY. AKITO!
Everyone's lying dead on my front porch!
I'll washthem off them bury them in Akito's rooms! Only damned people can go there! I'll spray them off with a hose!
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Oh. Damn.
They're alive.
"Why were you sleeping on my porch?"
"Because we were sleepy."
"Oh."
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That makes sense.
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Kyo is raping Yuki.
"It's not rape."
"Then what is is?"
"It's sex he didn't know he wanted."
"Oh, then it's okay."
"GET OFF ME KYO YOU STUPID CAT I DIDN'T WANT THIS!"
"Suuuuuuure you didn't."
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That was, umm, damn special.
"I know I am."
"No you're not, Kureno."
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Damn chicken.
I'm going to make chicken for dinner and hope it's his mom.
But I won't eat thechicken breast. That's just gross.
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"Hatori! Kyo's raping me again!"
"It's. Not. RAPE!"
"It's not sex that I didn't know I wanted, either!"
"Yes it is! Get back here!"
"Yay. Yaoi."
"Yaoi! Where!"
"Over there, Kitty! Let's go!"
"Buh hahahahahahaha!"
"Kyo, don't evil laugh when you're raping people."
"Okay."
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That. Was. Odd.
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"Wait a minute, Hatori, how would you know not to evil laugh when raping people?"
"Umm, uh, BEWARE!"
"Hey! I'm the sexy box ghost!"
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I developed my picturesof Kana. I was stairing at them and drooling when Momiji came in.
"Don't you have someone to screw, Momiji?"
"Umm, Yuki, but Kyo's raping him again."
"Then rape Kyo."
"OKAY!"
Haha. Three-way-yaoi.
I'm bringing my camera.
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Damn you, Kitty. She stole my Yuki-Kyo-Momiji three-way-yaoi pictures.
Damn her to the bowels of Akito's bedroom where Akito rapes people.
"It's not rape, Hatori."
"Then is is sex they didn't know they wanted?"
"Yes."
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Oh, right.
Spell check dot netis a real website.
That's awesome.
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Holy Haru! I haven't sexy-cow-tipped him yet!
"(Sexy cow-tips the sexy leader of the cows FORMALLY known as Hatsuharu Sohma)"
I feel better.
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I'm really special 'cause-DAMN KYO TO THE BOWELS OF AKITO'S BEDROOM WHERE SHE RAPES PEOPLE!
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Author's note: That was special. And it's not rape! Just don't tell the Texas hippie XD
And the foot asleep thing I came up with when my foot went to sleep when I was taking out the trash. Yeah, I'm special.