Author's note: This song came on and one line goes, "So help me Jesus" and I sang, "So help me Yuki" Hahaha.
SUBMIT TO ME! Hahaha.
Disclaimer: I own...good question...but not Fruits basket!
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Yeah. I'm boerd.
And Tohru is a sleazeball.
Yes, sleazeball.
Tohru is a sleazeball.
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"Don't you mean cheeseball?"
"No, Yuki, because that would be perverted and a Haru and Yuki yaoi type thingymabobber."
"Screw you."
"OKAY!"
"MOMIJI. GET. OFF!"
Camera ready.
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Momiji is a horny toad.
It's a real animal! I swear! It's the state something of Texas!
"State reptile or something."
"How do you know, Haru?"
"Because."
"(Sexy cow-tips Haru)"
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Yeah.
Sexy cow-tipping is fun.
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Aren't you sick of "When life give you lemons?"
Well, I came up with another saying.
When life sprays you with a hose, have a wet t-shirt contest.
Hey, it's better than "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade".
And sexyer.
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"Hatori-oji-chan, I think you're a pervert."
"Oh, really?"
"Yes. When I say 'Those are nice melons', what do you think?"
"My dear Kisa, you don't want to know."
"Hatori-oji-chan, why are you drooling?"
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I'm a pervert.
That makes me feel damn special.
Because damn is my word.
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"Hatori, you're a pervert."
"How can you tell?"
"Well, let's see, you're hugging me so you can feel my lady-ness."
"Ummm, well, yeah, you caught me Kagura.Let's go be horny toads!"
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We jumped around like toads.
I know what you were thinking.
Not sexy pervert.
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"Kyo! Let's take down the perverts of the world! Truce?"
"A very SEXY truce. DIE HATORI!"
"NOOOOOOOO! YUKI'S A PERVERT, TOO!"
Hahaha. They got off me.
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I'm a pervert, I'm a pervert.
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Are we having fun yet?
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"Momiji, you're a horny toad."
"I KNOW!"
"(Dramatic pause)"
I don't think he heared the word "toad".
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WOAH.
Yuki told Tohru that she was delirious and I thought he said she was delicious.
So either he's a pervert or a cannibal.
I know! He's both!
Like Haru.
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"Saaaassssuuuuuu...I love you!"
"Shigure, stop talking to that picture of that'Uchia Sasuke' person."
"Why? HAAAAA-SAAAAANNNNN, I don't want to."
"Ayame's making you quit smoking, isn't he?"
"Nooooo, I'm a horny toad!"
"What?"
"See? (Hops around the room)"
Oh, he's delirious.
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"EWW, HATORI SAID SHIGURE WAS DELICIOUS!"
"I SAID DELIRIOUS YOU MORON!"
But now that Kyo mentions it, yummy.
I'm a cannibal pervert.
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Momiji's being a horny toad.
Seroiusly, get him off me! This is rape!
"It's not rape, it's sex you didn't know you wanted!"
"Get off me."
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Gah, gotta get away from the horny toads.
I'll drive away since I'm the only one who can drive.
I'll drive in the direction of Kana's house.
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Oh. Damn.
Her husband's home!
RUUUUUUNNNN!
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I'm back.
I'll just go look at my pictures.
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Kyo is still a sexy box ghost.
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Author's note: The horny toad IS a real animal and it IS the state reptile of Texas! Hahaha, I feel special. My state animal is a horny toad. And this was short. And possably the most perverted. WOO!