Note: Yo. I'm updating! WHY ARE PEOPLE MEAN TO HATORI? EVERYONE'S MEAN TO HIM! RAWR!
Disclaimer: Do I look like Natsuki Takaya-sensei or anyone who owns the other stuff I don't?
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"My humps, my humps my humps my humps! My lovely lady lumps! Check 'em out!"
"(Dramatic Pause)"
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Note to self: Don't ever sneak into Ritsu's room to watch him sing "My Humps", as it is distrbing.
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Yo. I love that word.
"It reminds me of Kakashi-sensei!"
"Go away Shigure, it's not the 15th!"
"Awww, I'm telling Yuki to change Annoy Hatori Day!"
"(Dramatic Pause)"
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I'm a ninja, I'm a ninja, it's my birthday, it's my birthday!
No, I'm not. Shigure made me sing that, the damn moron.
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Momiji claims he's a horny toad. That's just wrong.
"Momiji, you're a horny toad."
"KAAAAGUUUUUURAAAAA! Come back! Someone told me to screw everyone and I haven't done you yet!"
"(Dramatic pause)"
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There are, like, no virgins left.
But me, the 27-year-old virgin.
That sounds like that move.
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"MOMIJI IS THE HOTTIE WITH THE BODY! MY FAVORITE COLOR IS VIRGIN!"
"What the hell?"
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Some girl randomly appeared and it was weird.
Beside,s she stole my favorite damn color.
Virgin.
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"Booty booty booty booty rock it everywhere!"
"Whose are you talking about?"
"YUKI'S!"
"Kyo, that's just yaoi-ish."
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Our sexy box ghost is a yaoi.
Not like you didn't know, I mean, come on. Who dosn't?
You DO know boys pick on their crushes, right? And do you even PAY ATTENTION to how much he picks on Yuki?
KyoXYukiforever.
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I woke up and found a rabbit in my bed.
Seriously, it was all fluffy and brown.
You pervert! Not Momiji! He hasn't caught up with me yet!
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You know what I just realized?
I'm the only virgin out of the Mabudachi trio.
That's weird.
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Blahblahblah.
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Kisa deemed Kyo a pervert, too.
She told him the same thing she told me.
I was there
Flashback
"When I say, 'Those are nice melons', what do you think?"
"I think you are talking about someone's boobs!"
"(Dramatic pause)"
End Flashback
Yeah.
Poor Kisa.
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I just found something out.
There's a song called "Like a Virgin".
Ayame and Shigure play it everytime I go into a room.
Damn them to the bowels of Akito's bedroom.
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I'm boerd.
Holy Haru, I thought of something to do!
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(Sexy cow-tips Haru)
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Okay, NOW I have nothing to do.
But I'm not letting Momiji catch up to me!
I shall hold my head up high when I enter a room and Ayame and Shigure play that song!
BECAUSE!
I'm proud.
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I know! I'll annoy Shigure!
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Heeheehee, I hid his Naruto junk.
Take THAT!
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"KYO! This is rape!"
"No it's not! It's sex you didn't know you wanted!"
"No it's not!"
"Yes it is!"
"No it's not!"
"Yes it is!"
"No it's not!"
"Yes it is!"
"No it's not!"
"Yes it is!"
"No it's not!"
"Yes it is!"
"No it's not!"
"Yes it is!"
"No it's not!"
"Yes it is!"
"No it's not!"
"Yes it is!"
This is boring.
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YAWN.
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Kyo is still a sexy box ghost.
That's sexy.
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Heh. I'm still thinking about Kisa's pervert test.
It reminds me of something from anot to longago.
Flashback
"Hey, good lookin', you know what? Your mom is over there. Hello, pillow."
"Kagura, are you drunk?"
"Umm, uh, look! (Flashes everyone)"
End Flachback
Hell yeah.
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Damn that moron, Tohru was thrown off the roof.
WHY WON'T SHE DIE!
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Author's note: I didn't have any ideas, this one was forced >. Yeah. And the girl that randomly appeared and said Momiji was the hottie with the body and said her favorite color was virgin was based off my sister. At least, those are my sister's quotes. Yeah.