A/N: We went to Six Flags today and we saw this 4-D thing and one part was supposed to be a saw and the seat was all vibrating and the perverts behind us were giggling. Perverts. And I'm still all loopy from the rides. And I didn't get to go on the teacups thing because people kept throwing up on it. Seriously. Both times I went over.
AND! SORRY FOR STEALING THE IN HEAT THING! Ijust did a science project on cats and that was part of the article I read. This is for Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma because I stole the in heat thing! I didn't mean for it, I started writing it and decided to catch up onthe story it's from and yeah. Insperation struck and Ire-wrote the chapter. I didn't like the first one, anyway.
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You wanna know what's creepy?
Those identity theft commertials with the old lady with some tough guys voice.
Or that huge guy with the teenage girl's voice.
Those. Are. Frickin'. Weird.
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Heh.
Old ladies are funny.
I don't know why, though.
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"Kyo, get off me."
"No, Hatori!"
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Kyo scares me sometimes, too.
Maybe he's in heat.
After all, he's a cat.
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"Shigure, has Kyo been acting, umm, strange?"
"Yeah, he's been meowing a lot and rolling onto his back."
"Okay."
Just as I suspected. In heat.
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Don't worry, it's only once a year.
Thank Akito.
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You may be wondering how I know this.
Because Sora-chan does.
Don't ask why. Stupid science project.
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But, wait.
If he's in heat, then that means...
Lehgaspo.
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"Kyo, are you a girl?"
"Damn. You caught me."
"So, you are a female?"
"Cat. A female CAT. Not a female person."
"How does that work?"
"Have you even SEEN my shirtless scenes? Or noticed when I'm a cat--"
"Umm, I'll just run along now."
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Heh.
Melons.
Heh.
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I watched the beginning of some Austin Powers movie.
I want a mini me.
And a "Time Machine" so I can make trillions! Wait, why make trillions when you can make,
Dramatic pause and closeup.
BILLIONS.
(Does Doctor Evil's pinky-thing)
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"KYO!"
"What?"
"Be my mini me!"
"Umm, but I'm, uh, umm, you know."
"Huh? Oh. Fine. I'll ask someone ele. Someone EXACTLY one fourth of my height."
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"HIIIROOOO!"
"What?"
"Be my mini me!"
"(Dramatic pause)"
"OHMYAKITO! HIRO SHUT UP! IT'S THE APOCLYPSE!"
"Haa--"
"ARMEGEDON!"
"NO!"
"That makes Ha'ri sad."
Oh, well. Who wants some snot nosed bratty kid for a mini me, anyway.
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Kyo's still in, you know.
I think he's faking because he enjoys it.
Sora-chan just said Kyo is still strictly a yaoi (If Momiji and Yuki count as guys)in that department.
How she know, I don't WANT to know.
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Oh, and Sora-chan just said she had bunny ears on right now.
STOP POINTING OUT USLESS INFORMATION, SORA-CHAN!
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Kyo's not strictly a yaoi "in that department"anymore.
He's a yuri as a cat.
Don't ask me how that works.
I'm a doctor, not a sex-ed teacher!
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"(Sexy cow-tips Haru)"
"Hatori, is Kyo still in, you know."
"Yea, he's in heat. Stay away from him."
Do cows go into heat? That's something I'm NOT Googling.
And it's not a pretty picture.
Can't you just see it? No?
Well, I can.
Flapdoodle.
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A/N: The "flapdoodle" is from this commertial I just heared. And something I noticed, either Kyo's a girl cat or someone got him fixed.
For all the fangirl lemon writersout there, he's not fixed.
Woot. I love Snow Patrol. And it still sucks two SEPRATE people threw up on the teacups. But still funny.