Disclaimer: I don't own Gokusen's plot or characters nor do I own Inuyasha.
"Those son of bitches!"
Kyo poked his head from out of the kitchen and into the living room to see Kagome clenching her red pen and gritting her teeth. "Hey Kagome, what's up?" Kagome turned to him, glaring. "Those little bastards, I give then a test and this is what they do!" Kyo walked over to her. "Well what they do?"
"Nothing!"
She held up the papers in his face. "They answered not one single question they just doodled the whole time!" Minoru and Kouga came into the room sitting down on their ankles beside her. "Hey," Minoru scattered the papers over the table. "These kids should be in art class, some of these are really good!" Kagome rolled her eyes in frustration and took deep breaths.
The class did their normal early mourning routine in class before Kagome stepped in the door. "Hey teach, what's up your ass? You look you're about to burry someone in the bottom of a bay, or something…."
Kagome almost smirked at him. 'Now, there's a thought.'
Taking a deep breath she spoke. "Your scores last night were pathetic! I can't believe you all sat their and doodled the whole time! What is wrong with you kids did my teaching not help?" The students looked around at each other. Noda decided to speak up. "Well, maybe it would have helped if anybody would have paid any attention to 'ya!" The class laughed.
Kagome glared at the boy Noda, who happened to be the class clown. He had blonde shoulder length hair, brown eyes, and always wore a hat. After coming in the door Kagome bent down to pick up the papers she 'oh-so-softly' put on her desk. "I am going to hand your mid-terms back." The class groaned. "What? No way teach I'm not taking it!"
Kagome began to walk threw rows handing them back. "Your class average was a twenty one! That is beyond pathetic!" Turning she looked down to see who's was next. "The high grade was a ninety-eight, and that was Shin Sawada." The class began to cheer. "Way to go Shin." Kuma stated.
Shin snorted . "Ninety-eight, the hell with that what was the two points off for?" Kagome bent down to where his and her noses were almost touching. Glaring into his eyes she held up his paper. "You forgot to decimate!" Shin scoffed, but took the paper anyway.
Kagome stood up straight again and turned to the rest of the class. "Anybody who got below a thirty fails," The class gasped and started to protest, but Kagome cut them off. "You will have to retake the test, and I will be hold remediable classes after school so I would advise you to come."
In the back Minami, snorted. "No way man I'm not coming to take that stupid class. You have to know all this quadratic formula crap to work in the shops or the factories." Kagome held his test in his face to show a five underlined at the top.
"What kind factory would hire someone who can't even add or subtract!" Minami's shoulders slumped before he snatched the paper out of her hand and glared at her. "Well I guess I will just have to become a gangster!" From across from him Noda laughed. "Yeah, that's not such a bad idea!"
Kagome's eyes narrowed. "A gangster huh," Her tone of voice dropped in a low serious voice as she pushed Minami back into his seat and propped her foot up on his desk leaning over him. "What kind organization would want a wimpy, spineless ass punk like you for a gangster?" Minami's eyes widen as he stared at her. "Jesus," He muttered. Kagome continued to stare him down the whole class' attention on them.
"You don't even have the balls let alone the muscle to become a gangster. Sure they'll hire you as a hit-man, butno self respecting yakuza would want a stupid, punk ass, weakling, high school moron who can't even add or subtract in their clan!" Kagome stood up dramatically. "Who would want someone likeyou? I'll tell you, no one, because soon enough you'll be seeing the bottom the bay!"
The stared at her in utter shock, all of them quiet. "What the hell?" Kuma cut in.
Kagome snapped out of her trance and laughed nervously. "How'd you like that act guys? Was it any good? Quickly without waiting for their response, she handed back the rest of the papers and came to the front of the class. The bell rang soon after. "Oh would you look at that, time for me to go, bye!"
Kagome shut the door to her class in haste. Huffing and puffing she tried to regain herself. 'Wow that was a close one I cannot go off like that.' Shaking her head she made her way to the teacher's lounge.
Inside Kuma turned to Shin and Sesshoumaru. "Is me, or did she just like freak out there for a moment?" Minami huffed and turned to Shippou. "Well I don't care what the hell she says Shippou and I are not going, right Shippou?"
Shippou turned around with his paper in his hand and showed a thirty-two at the top. Minami's jaw dropped as the class laughed. "Sorry, but I don't have to take the classes, I passed!" Shippou said in a sympathetic, yet enthusiastic voice.
Kuma turned to Minami, "What'd you get?"
"A five," He answered showing him his paper.
Kuma laughed and show him his paper. A big zero was underlined at the top, Kuma congratulated himself. "I think this is my best so far!" He showed him his five. Kuma laughed, "Well that's not bad, you did a hell of a lot better than me." Kuma showed Noda his zero. "I think I did better than last time!" Their little group of friends all laughed as the bell rang to show class was over.
...
The group walked casually out of the building of Shiroken High discussing today's event until Sesshoumaru suddenly stopped looking up. The rest of the group stopped and turned to see what he was looking at.
They all saw Kagome sitting in her classroom at Sesshoumaru's desk that was in the corner next to the window, relaxing. "Look at that wench," Inuyasha stated. "She's never going to get her class!" Shin kept his comments to himself and turned around to keep walking, causing the others to follow shortly after.
Sesshoumaru stayed behind walking the hallways since there was nothing better to do. He decided to pay a little visit to the teach. Sliding the door open, she looked up to see who it was. "Oh, Sesshoumaru it's just you." The man smirked and walked in closing the door behind him.
He stopped when he was directly in front of her. "Tell me your story Higurashi." His deep voice completely catching her attention. "Story," Kagome laughed nervously. "What story?" Sesshoumaru leaned down towards her causing her to nervously pull her head back and blush.
He lifted his arms to where they touched the window behind her and rested on each side of her head. Trapping her. Bringing his face down, he looked over her face through half opened eyes. Kagome breath hitched in the back of her throat. She was half anticipating a kiss and half anticipating a interrogation.
Sesshoumaru brought his lips to slight brush over hers before pulling away completely. He stared at her through emotionless golden hues before speaking."No matter, I will find out, there is obviously something you not telling us teach." Her shock soon washed over as she watched him reach for the door. She called out, "Hey wait, why don't you try out for the choir club!" Sesshoumaru looked at her from over his shoulder.
"Choir club?" Kagome nodded. "Uh, huh, Ms. Fujiyama the one with the hot body is hosting it." Sesshoumaru snorted and turned his back on her gracefully. "Please, that class has a less chance of happening then your remedial classes." She could only stare as he left, but soon glared at the spot he once was at and touched her lips. Pulling her hand away from her mouth she balled them into a fist. "Damn nosy little bastard."
...
"You lousy bitch, just who do you think you are!" A tall man who obviously thought he was all that, pushed the thick red-headed woman down. She was wearing a knee length, short sleeved green dress with matching shoes.
She looked up at him as small cut on her face began to bleed. The owner bent down beside her. "Please, just calm down." The woman in a traditional kimono begged. The woman on the ground pushed her away.
"That's it you think I'm just going to let you get away with that!" She jumped up and smacked the man so hard across the face it brought him to his knees. Growling he stood up and grabbed a beer bottle.
"Why you little whore," He raised bottle up to hit her. "How dare you!" The woman cringed back in fear as his arm came down, but never made it to her head. People are around gasped. "Ojou!" Some called out. Kagome stood here one hand in her pocket and the other griping the man's wrist in a vice like grip.
"So, now what tough guy? You think you're just going to hit a woman with a beer bottle? Don't you think your taking this just a little too far?" The man struggled in her grip and his friend behind him decided to charge at her. Kagome noticed this and raised a sandaled foot to his face, knocking him back.
"Ah, Jesus," He yelled holding his now red face. "Don't you think your taking this too far?" Kagome turned to the man she held, "Get out of here." A dog bit the man's butt and cried out as a huge man stepped in behind her. "Hey, you better show some respect to Ojou, the Ooedo clan's acting Kumichou."
The men turned blue in the face as one grounded out. "Ooedo clan?" Kagome and the big man looked on in satisfaction. Smirking, Kagome narrowed her eyes. "Tetsu, why don't you give these guys a lesson on how-to-treat-a-lady." The big man now identified as Tetsu, smirked as he grabbed them both up by their collar.
"My pleasure Ojou." Walking towards the door, they all watched him. "Let's take this outside huh, gentlemen." The room could only stare as they left with Kagome's dog Fuji hanging off one of their bottom.
"Wow," The ladies of the bar called out.
"That was great Ojou," The pretty girls surrounded her and she just stood there smiling, thanking them for the praise. The all sat down around a table discussing what happened. "I can't believe that, you really saved my ass back there." The red-headed woman said. Kagome just laughed.
"No problem, but listen its ok to be boldly, but just make sure you don't take it too far." The woman nodded. "Right," The owner grinned. "So what's your story?" Kagome asked. "Oh, well," The red headed started. "I used to own my own bar, but after the stock market the place crashed."
"When she's not working here, she's at home taking care of her son." The owner said. Kagome nodded. "Being a single mom can be a handful sometimes, I understand." The red-head nodded. "Yeah, that's for sure." They soon started up another conversation Kagome staying out of this one, starring at the red headed woman across from her. She just had to cut in.
"Hey, are you sure we haven't met before?"
The woman turned to her. "I'm sure," She said waving a hand at her in a girly fashion. "I'm sure I would remember some one like you, Ojou." Kagome smiled and leaned back. "Oh ok, It's just that you look so damn familiar." Kagome sighed and relaxed.
Ms. Fujiyama, the assistant Choir teacher and also female sat next to Kagome and held up a book. "I think I'm going for the classical type, what do you think?" Kagome gave her a fake laugh, even though she thought the whole idea was a complete joke she still encouraged her.
"I want Shin Sawada and his hottie friend in my choir too. Think you could put in a good word for me?" Kagome scrunched her eyebrows together. "Hottie friend? Who?" Ms. Fujiyama giggled. "That Sesshoumaru, boy I would just love to sleep with him!" Kagome gave her a flat look. "Yeah, ok, well I'll put in a good word for you."
"I am doing remedial class."
The vice principle walked by saying. "I won't work."
Kagome eye twitched in annoyance, but soon brushed it off. Just when she was about to explain the bell rang. Ms. Fujiyama stood up, "Well I better be off to my class." Kagome laughed and nodded. "Yeah, I think I better be off to mine too."
"Excuse me, but I'm looking for a Higurashi Kagome."
Kagome was walking down the steps when she heard that and cut in. "Yes, I know where you can find her, I am she." She and the other woman's eyes widen when they saw each other. The other woman gasped and pointed. "You're the Ooedo clan's Ojou!" Kagome jumped at her in mid-sentence and close lined her, dragging her down the hall way and out the school.
The students she was talking to looked on in pure shock and horror.
Soon enough Noda burst through the class room door to see Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, Shin, Kuma, and Shippou sitting there. "Kuma you better hurry up, Teach just close lined your mom and took off with her!" Kuma's eyes widened as he jumped up running after Noda, all following except Sesshoumaru who drifted behind for a minute. "She did what to who?" He asked himself.
The red-headed woman from yesterday night doubled over on the ground both of the ladies panting. Kagome from running and the woman from being close lined. "You nearly gave me a heart attack," The woman said. "Yeah, I can say the same."
"I'm sorry for freaking out like that, I just had no idea, Sumi told me you were teaching, but I had no idea here." Something clicked. "That's right, no wonder you looked so damn familiar, you must be Kumai's mom." The woman nodded. "Yeah, that's right. Ojou—"
Kagome jumped at her and covered her mouth. "Sayuri listen you can't use that Ojou stuff around here ok?" The red head nodded. "Don't worry no one not even my son can make me spill your secret." Kagome nodded.
Soon enough her class came from around the corner. Kuma running at her. He yanked his mother from Kagome's grasp. "What the hell do you think your doing? You think you can just go around kidnapping my mom because I wouldn't show up to your stupid remedial classes!"
Kuma's mom, Sayuri punched him on the head. "Teiru, How dare you, this woman saved my life don't you ever go around talking to her like that!" Kuma turned to his mom, "What the hell? That's a load of crap how could some scrawny teacher like her save your life?"
"Some thugs at the bar! He almost well killed me!"
Kuma stared at her. "What? No way!" Sayuri nodded. "Yeah she kicked their ass, and with a sandal!" From behind them Kagome gave Sayuri this irritated mean look as she was coming close to spilling her secret. Growling, Sayuri finally notice the look Kagome was giving her. Her eyes widen as she quickly added. "U-uh it flew by and well you know he was beat, ok!"
Growling Kuma glared at Kagome. Sayuri cut in. "Now you boys run along now get back to class!" Kuma just huffed and turned around. Sesshoumaru and Shin stayed behind. "I knew it had to been you. You kicking Kudoh's ass like that, hmm." Shin nodded agree with him. And with that they walked off.
Sayuri glared at where Sesshoumaru was standing. "That boy has no manners!" She soon turned to Kagome. "But I tell you he is a good man, and Shin's a good boy. This school may have a bad reputation, but my boy's no hoodlum." Kagome nodded.
"Don't worry I know exactly what you mean, I think I'm a good judge of character. It takes more then just how you act and the way you talk." Sayuri agreed with her. "So what are you here for?" Sayuri's eyes widened as she pulled an envelope out of her purse.
"I wanted to pay off the rest that I own on my son's tuition. I didn't want to give it to Teiru so, I decided to just come up here myself and give it to you." Kagome nodded in understanding. Then something seemed to click in Sayuri's mind. "Hey, what was my son saying about remedial classes earlier?"
...
Kuma signed as he came into his house.
He turned around to see to the angry face of his mother. "Teiru, where have you been, I've been waiting for you." She put her face in his causing him to pull back a little bit. "Now, tell me, what's this thing about remedial classes?" Kuma jumped angrily at that. "Ah, don't tell me Kagome squealed on me?" His mother shook her head. "No she just laughed and walked away."
Kuma gave his mother a blank expression at that.
From down the street you could still hear Kuma's mother yelling about him telling her about the remedial classes. You could hear his screams as his mother obviously put some serious damage upon him.
...
At school the next day his friend sat around him. "Hey, Kuma what happened to you man? Who beat you up?" Inuyasha asked smirking. "Was it a senior?" Shippou asked. Kuma looked off to the side a bit embarrassed. "No it was…my mom."
The group burst out laughing. "Ah, I can't believe this, Kuma got beat up by his mommy!" Minami yelled holding his stomach in laughed. "Yeah, I think I'm going to piss in my pants." Noda yelled laughing as well. The group continued to tease him.
After school the boys were walking out of the building when Shin once again stop to look up at Kagome. The rest followed. "I can't believe she's still waiting." Shippou said. "Yeah, I can't believe she's actually believes we are going." They all started to walk, but stopped when they noticed Kuma not walking.
"Hey, Kuma, what's up man?"
Kuma kept his head down. "Um, guys I think I'm gonna go to that class." Noda, Minami and Inuyasha stared at him in shock. "What? You're actually gonna go?" Noda said. "Yeah, don't you think you're a little too old, to be scared of your mommy."
Kuma didn't look up at them. "It's not that, it's just," He turned to where Kagome was waiting in the window her back turned against them. "By some round about way, my mom said Kagome saved her life. Besides, if I didn't I would be going back on my word."
In front of them Sesshoumaru smirked. 'So the kids got honor a rare trait.'
Kuma turned to head back to the school. The other's watched him before Noda spoke up. "I think I'm gonna go too." Minami's jaw dropped. "Not you too!" Noda turned to him and shrugged. "Yeah, besides I don't want to feel like I owe her or something!" Inuyasha growled. "You don't owe her anything!" Noda shrugged once more and took off.
Minami growled and stomped. "Fine I'll go she's just trying to help us out." He said in a defeated voice." Inuyasha just sighed and shook his head following after the others. Minami stopped and turned to look back at Shippou. "Don't look at me man, I passed!"
Minami growled. "Shut up, you may have passed that test, but your no where near as smart as Shin!" Shippou just snickered and rested a hand on Shin's shoulder, shooing Minami off. "Yeah, whatever man, take your ass to class."
From a little ways ahead of them Sesshoumaru looked back.
'So she got her class after all.'
The boys entered the class room to see Kagome sleeping. "Hey wench wake your ass up!" Kagome awoke and stared as they all piled into the class room. She looked at them excitedly before reaching the front of the class. Noda sat sideways and leaned on his desk. "Just so you know I haven't done any math since the quadratic formula crap."
Kuma nodded. "I haven't done any math since they started adding the fractions!"
Inuyasha looked at her through one eye. "They lost me on the multiplication."
Minami glared at her. "Just so you know I'm not going to do a damn thing while I'm here." Kagome gave him a flat look. "Then, why'd you bother showing up?"
A/N: Ok, that was this one, the next should be better. I hoped you liked it Please review! No flames please!
